Water Enhancer (TM)

[LFTKBS]

This is so awesome:
http://www.electronichealing.co.uk/products/waterenhancer.htm

I tried to chat with a site representative. Here is what I got:

Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'lectronic Healing'
you: Hello?
you: I have a question about the Water Enhancer.
you: Because I'd like to buy it.
Electronic Healing: whats your question
you: What kind of media is on the disk?
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
You are not currently in a chat session.

[Donn]

I suspect the media was highly programmed in Vitamin C++

Unfknblvbl bollocks really.

[Starrman]

What kind of media is on the disk?

What is on the disk is obviously the type of media that increases your water's life-force energy. Duh!

[uneasy]

I was wondering where all my old Led Zeppelin CDs went!


btw, nice job on the slight harassment. I like to fire off questions at woowoo web sites just so they know they aren't completely getting away with their scams.

[LFTKBS]

I guess Randi's commentary was really boring - no one's posting anywhere. Anyway, I wonder if this water enhancing technology can be used with other CDs- would you get hardcore rockin' water if you put like "Back in Black" in the case?

[iSani]

Please, someone tell me this is a parody. The thought of anyone taking this for real is too scary to contemplate.

[scribble]

Thank you for posting this. I don't think I have EVER laughed so hard.

[Rolfe]

Originally posted by iSani
Please, someone tell me this is a parody. The thought of anyone taking this for real is too scary to contemplate.
It ought to be a parody. But.... It's not clever enough. (Compare the Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division (http://www.dhmo.org/).)

I have a crawling suspicion it's for real. Well, ostensibly for real. Given Benveniste's latest enterprise (http://www.digibio.com/cgi-bin/node.pl?nd=n1), it's actually quite a clever scam. It combines harmlessness (so unlikely to be sued for damages) with cheapness (so likely to sell a large number to people who won't bother to complain even if they realise it doesn't work) with woo-woo plausibility.

Damn. Why didn't I think of it? :D

Rolfe.