Secret Rulers Of The World: The Catalog

[Dr Adequate]

Well, I think it's time that someone made a list.

I've made a start here (http://skepticwiki.org/index.php/Secret_Rulers_of_the_World).

But I'm sure there's a lot more of them than that. Let's expose these corrupt and villainous charlatans! All further entries gratefully received.

[GStan]

Well, I think it's time that someone made a list.

I've made a start here (http://skepticwiki.org/index.php/Secret_Rulers_of_the_World).

But I'm sure there's a lot more of them than that. Let's expose these corrupt and villainous charlatans! All further entries gratefully received.

Love number 10....as long as "Them" includes "They", I think you've got it all covered.

And thank you for bravely putting this out on the net for all the world to see, as I suspect these Secret Rulers are gonna be pretty pissed at you for exposing their secrets. We got your back.:D;)

[mrbaracuda]

You forgot an "r" at the 1st surprise underneath the inquisition guys.
Also, you wrote invastion instead of invasion.

Not very.. adequate!

/grammar nazi out

Edit: Also tyrany instead of tyranny at the Jew-section.

Really not adequate.

[Aitch]

Yes, but if you take all the typos and misspellings and rearrange them, you get the name of the real rulers of the world. Possibly. :cool:

[Dr Adequate]

You forgot an "r" at the 1st surprise underneath the inquisition guys.
Also, you wrote invastion instead of invasion.

Not very.. adequate!

/grammar nazi out

Edit: Also tyrany instead of tyranny at the Jew-section.

Really not adequate. All typos were inserted by the New World Order to discredit my research.

[Travis]

You should add the Illuminati on there.

[mrbaracuda]

All typos were inserted by the New World Order to discredit my research.

Damn those NWO bastard- wait a second, why are you so hostile towards your own organisation? You're a JREFer after .. oh my, me too! :D

[Myriad]

Keeping up with marketing trends in the secretly ruling the world biz: http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=3672109&postcount=167.

Respectfully,
Myriad

[JihadJane]

You have forgotten to include the terrifying, brown, Islamic Fundamentalist hordes, the Federal Reserve, God, OPEC and, of course, US Empire War on Terror inc. Admittedly, the latter is on the way out but, if you're quick, it might count for something.

[Dunstan]

What, no reverse vampires? They've gotten to you, too!

[Gord_in_Toronto]

Nice!

But you missed the Men In Black.

[Disenchanted]

How about the Evil Atheists?

[kookbreaker]

All typos were inserted by the New World Order to discredit my research.

There's also this:


In the early fourteenth century, the movement was forcibly surpress and its leaders tortured and burned at the stake;

[WildCat]

Don't forget the gatekeepers! Hat tip to Metamars.

http://www.questionsquestions.net/images/left_gatekeepers.gif

[petra10]

By whats going on in the financial world today, my money (for what its worth) is on the IMF ruling the world.The International Monetary Fund what excatly do they do?

The Bank of England have revealed the the global credit crunch has cost us £1,800bn :jaw-dropp. So who has got all that money?
Find that out and you find out who secretly rules the world.

My guess, Pinky and the Brain, at last one of their plans have finally worked :)

[LibraryLady]

Them? Giant ants rule the world?

[mrbaracuda]

Them? Giant ants rule the world?

Giant, cheap Jewish ants! ;):D

[quarky]

None are more secret than bigfoot.

[sleeplessdwarf]

I'm going to nominate Macy's. They obviously support the NWO and I am sure all profits from these go to buy new furnaces for the FEMA death camps.

http://freespeech.vo.llnwd.net/o25/pub/images/council.jpg

http://freespeech.vo.llnwd.net/o25/pub/images/knight.jpg

and we all know this guy is a satan loving NWO agent, never mind that they can't understand anything that comes out of his mouth. :D

http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=341582&CategoryID=31151&LinkType=EverGreen

The first two shirts were strangely pulled from the online cat., so I had to resort to digging up old infowars pics.

http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=332705&CategoryID=36096&LinkType=EverGreen

I guess they got worried that AJ was on to their scheme and pulled them. :boxedin:

[dudalb]

A few were left off the list:

Ras Al Ghul and the League of Shadows.
Hydra.
S.P.E.C.T.R.E and Ernst Blofeld.
Magneto and the League of Evil Mutants.
T.H.R.U.S.H.
Dr. Doom from his lair in Latavia.
The Skrulls.
Lex Luthor.

[dudalb]

The benefit of self-deception is the more fluid deception of others. The cost is an impaired ability to deal with reality.(Trivers/Newton 1982)

For A Rabid Truther to post this has caused my Irony Meter to self destruct.

[Ocelot]

Why miss out the Bilderberg group?

[JihadJane]

For A Rabid Truther to post this has caused my Irony Meter to self destruct.

You probably needed an upgrade anyway, by the sound of it.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Bretton Woods

Elvis Presley

[defaultdotxbe]

You have forgotten to include the terrifying, brown, Islamic Fundamentalist hordes
does anyone think they secretly rule the world?

the Federal Reserve, God, OPEC and, of course, US Empire War on Terror inc. Admittedly, the latter is on the way out but, if you're quick, it might count for something.
ditto for the rest of these, although i guess ic an give you god....and opec maybe





on a more serious note, bilderberg group should be added to the list

[JihadJane]

does anyone think they secretly rule the world?


They've got the oil.

Oh, that reminds me, OIL rules the world.

[Ocelot]

A friend of mine secretly took over the world in 1997. It was too much hassle for him to administer all by himself so he delegated the task back to those who had the experience. Nobody noticed.

[zaphod2016]

Some specific folks I have used to represent the 1%:

- Alan Greenspan
- Oprah
- David Rockefeller
- The Five Jew bankers
- Vicente Fox
- Bill Clinton
- Madeline Albright
- Dick Cheney
- Kissinger

This is of course just scratching the surface.

[roger]

I've pretty much noticed that my dogs run everything around me.

[TjW]

I've pretty much noticed that my dogs run everything around me.
Don't be ridiculous. It's the cats! They took over in the days of the Pharaoh, and haven't let go since.

What a nice little kitty. Where'd you get that big gu

[defaultdotxbe]

Some specific folks I have used to represent the 1%:

- Alan Greenspan
- Oprah
- David Rockefeller
- The Five Jew bankers
- Vicente Fox
- Bill Clinton
- Madeline Albright
- Dick Cheney
- Kissinger

This is of course just scratching the surface.
- Hulk Hogan
- Kevin Nash
- Scott Hall

[Dr Adequate]

Ah yes, Bilderberg.

I prefer the ones with evil rituals, rather than the ones that are talking shops for out of work politicans, but there's no accounting for taste. And fortunately, there are secret rulers of the world to suit all tastes.

Now the Illuminati ... well you've got to love a sinister atheist cult.

[Alareth]

You left out me and my army of mutant kittens.

If you have not yet received your Mutant Kitten Overseer yet, please PM me.

The M.K.N.W.O. thanks you for your cooperation in these matters.

[zaphod2016]

- Hulk Hogan

Listen to me, you disinfo agent- everyone KNOWS that Hulk Hogan is a member of the NWO (http://www.ufcmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/march2007/Hulk-Hogan-015.jpg).

It's a widely believed fact!

Bonus: if you watch wrestling, and have a penis, you are a homosexual.

[moon1969]

1. Alan Greenspan 82-year old retired former chairman of the Federal Reserve. Doesn"t sound like somebody who "rules the world".

2. Oprah is just an overrated celebrity.

3. The Rothschild family and the Rockefeller family don"t have any real power anymore but John D. Rockefeller was a smart man. Maybe a robber baron but in the end John D. Rockefeller turned out to be a good and smart man.

4. Henry Kissinger is a man who used realpolitik. Christopher Hitchens wrote a very biased and unobjective book about Henry Kissinger. Henry Kissinger defended the interests of the western world.

5. Cheney and the PNAC don"t rule anymore.

6. Madeleine Albright and Bill Clinton are good people because they stopped people like Radovan Karadžić, Arkan and Ratko Mladic so I would have no problem of they ruled the world.

7. Vicente Fox rules the world only in the minds of people like Lou Dobbs who seems to have somekind of obsession with immigrants.

[moon1969]

It would be real hard for a powerful individual or a powerful family to rule the world. Nobody rules the world not even the so called business elite.

[PhantomWolf]

Listen to me, you disinfo agent- everyone KNOWS that Hulk Hogan is a member of the NWO (http://www.ufcmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/march2007/Hulk-Hogan-015.jpg).

It's a widely believed fact!

Actually it was Hollywood Hogan that was a member of the nWo.

[zaphod2016]

Actually it was Hollywood Hogan that was a member of the nWo.

They cloned Hogan?! Sweet Jesus, Dacid Icke was right! :p

[Elizabeth I]

Was the Trilateral Commission on your list?

[Hokulele]

You need Jesuits and the "Black Pope" along with the Vatican in that list.

[PhantomWolf]

Was the Trilateral Commission on your list?

Yeah it is, he tried to sneak in the Quadlateral Commission too.

[Skeptic]

moon1969 -- I am pretty sure Dr. Adequate is being sarcastic and humorous in his claims about "who rules the world". Of course, that's what he WANTS me to think.

[Dr Adequate]

You need Jesuits and the "Black Pope" along with the Vatican in that list. Well they take their orders from the Vatican, don't they? Along with Opus Dei. They're not rulers of the world, they're just people of hench.

[JihadJane]

No human or human organisation rules the world. The universe rules the world. Hopefully this wont be demonstrated too forcefully in our lifetimes.

Humans are a brief rash.

[Skeptic]

First she calls herself "Jihad Jane", then she has no idea why people thinks she supports terrorism.

First she complains about all the paranoid racism against Muslims, and then blames its existence on a secret conspiracy by the evil Jews.

She's like Tom Lehrer (in "National Brotherhood Week"): she's well aware there are people out there who do not love their fellow man, and she hates people like that.

[JihadJane]

First she calls herself "Jihad Jane", then she has no idea why people thinks she supports terrorism.

First she complains about all the paranoid racism against Muslims, and then blames its existence on a secret conspiracy by the evil Jews.

She's like Tom Lehrer (in "National Brotherhood Week"): she's well aware there are people out there who do not love their fellow man, and she hates people like that.

Skeptic, either you're talking about someone else or you're hallucinating.

None of the above relates to anything I've ever written.

[JoeyDonuts]

We're all brief rashes?!?

Guess it's time to switch to boxers.

[JihadJane]

We're all brief rashes?!?

Guess it's time to switch to boxers.


The style is irrelevant. Just stick to natural fabrics and you'll be OK.

Natural fabrics rule the world.

[Travis]

Keeping with the Conspiracy Theorist idea that complicated flow charts are good evidence, and to assist with this endeavor of identifying the Secret Rulers of the World, I have created one. Feel free, anyone, who wants to use it.:)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3048/2983450505_34b4504302_o.png

[Dr Adequate]

Oh, if only you were kidding.

Here's an article (http://www.rense.com/general30/illuminatidefector.htm) which ties together the Illuminati, the Freemasons, the British Royal Family, Satanists, George W. Bush, the Knights Templar, the New World Order, the Rothschild family, the United Nations, the Nazis and the Mickey Mouse Club.

[Travis]

Oh, if only you were kidding.

Here's an article (http://www.rense.com/general30/illuminatidefector.htm) which ties together the Illuminati, the Freemasons, the British Royal Family, Satanists, George W. Bush, the Knights Templar, the New World Order, the Rothschild family, the United Nations, the Nazis and the Mickey Mouse Club.

Well that will muck up my NWO Flow Chart 2.0 a good deal.

[sleeplessdwarf]

Skimming over that article by the former Illuminati defector, I come to the same question that I always do.

"The good news is that if a person is debt-free, owes nothing to the government or credit debt, and can live self sufficiently, they may do better than others. I would invest in gold, not stocks, if I had the income. Gold will once again be the world standard, and dollars will be pretty useless"

If the NWO plans to kill all the economies in the world, and 80% of the population, how will investing in gold be of any help? Do these people think that being free of the dollar some how makes them safe? It reminds me of my 2 yr old who thinks if he holds his hands over his eyes that we can't see him. I understand completely why those Alex Jones of the world push the gold, they make a profit off of scaring the weak, but what does the person buying into the gold savior idea get out of it?

[dudalb]

First she calls herself "Jihad Jane", then she has no idea why people thinks she supports terrorism.

First she complains about all the paranoid racism against Muslims, and then blames its existence on a secret conspiracy by the evil Jews.

She's like Tom Lehrer (in "National Brotherhood Week"): she's well aware there are people out there who do not love their fellow man, and she hates people like that.


"And This year National Brotherhood Week started out with Malcolm X being assisinated...which shows you how well the whole thing is working"..

[dudalb]

I cougted up my Coffee laughing at Travis's flowchart.
It needs some kind of special award.

[moon1969]

You forgot Silvio Berlusconi. Silvio Berlusconi really is a facist and a shady man. I can"t understand why USA would support Silvio Berlusconi.

[sleeplessdwarf]

The flow chart was impressive. I finished reading the defector's article and there are so many interesting things there.

"The USSR is considered important, and has the strongest military groups. The USSR has been promised fourth position in the New World Order, BEFORE the role the U.S. would have, because the USSR has been more helpful and cooperative over the years with furthering the agenda."

Is she talking about the same USSR that Putin is a part of? That must be some serious smoke and mirrors they have going on because they have convinced the world that they are in it to win it.

[Travis]

I cougted up my Coffee laughing at Travis's flowchart.
It needs some kind of special award.

Thanks, it took me about three hours to get it so it was legible and funny. I tried to work in the Illumanti, CFR and Bilderbergs but it just got way too cluttered and they felt, in some ways, to be redundant aspects of paranoid fantasies.

[Hokulele]

Well they take their orders from the Vatican, don't they? Along with Opus Dei. They're not rulers of the world, they're just people of hench.


It's the other way around. Apparently the Vatican takes its orders from him.

Craziness (http://www.remnantofgod.org/blackpope.htm).

[defaultdotxbe]

I cougted up my Coffee laughing at Travis's flowchart.
It needs some kind of special award.
i saw this post before seeing the flowchart so i made sure i had not just taken a sip of coke before reading the chart


it turned out to be a very wise decision :D

It's the other way around. Apparently the Vatican takes its orders from him.

Craziness (http://www.remnantofgod.org/blackpope.htm).
very concentrated jesuit crazy: http://reformation.org/page2.html (http://reformation.org/page2.html)

proceed with caution

[JihadJane]

"... Malcolm X being assisinated... ...

dudalb, aren't you a little bit ashamed quoting Skeptic's trash?

[Tin Foil Timothy]

Skeptic, either you're talking about someone else or you're hallucinating.

None of the above relates to anything I've ever written.

He's a 1st rate fraud. You should see the abhorrent false accusations he regurgitated here .

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=127312

None of it related to anything I've ever written either.

[dudalb]

dudalb, aren't you a little bit ashamed quoting Skeptic's trash?


Never heard any of Tom Lehrer's material, have you?
It's called satire,something beyond your comprehension.

[dudalb]

Thanks, it took me about three hours to get it so it was legible and funny. I tried to work in the Illumanti, CFR and Bilderbergs but it just got way too cluttered and they felt, in some ways, to be redundant aspects of paranoid fantasies.


You needed a photo of a Giant Ant to illustrate who "Them" really are, though. Maybe in Version 2.0....

[JihadJane]

[Skeptic]'s a 1st rate fraud. You should see the abhorrent false accusations he regurgitated here .

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=127312

None of it related to anything I've ever written either.

Thanks for that. It's shocking to see such deranged and blatant fiction, even on JREF ;) . Less shocking to see dudalb happily regurgitating it, though:

Never heard any of Tom Lehrer's material, have you?
It's called satire,something beyond your comprehension.

Without a comprehension and appreciation of satire I would not enjoy your company so much, dudalb! :)

I was asking you about regurgitating Skeptic's trash (comment #52). Tom Lehrer's fine. Do you have no shame?

[plumjam]

Very illuminati























ng

[TjW]

Thanks for that. It's shocking to see such deranged and blatant fiction, even on JREF ;) . Less shocking to see dudalb happily regurgitating it, though:



Without a comprehension and appreciation of satire I would not enjoy your company so much, dudalb! :)

I was asking you about regurgitating Skeptic's trash (comment #52). Tom Lehrer's fine. Do you have no shame?

I don't know if he was quoting Skeptic's trash, but he was certainly quoting Tom Lehrer's spoken intro to National Brotherhood Week (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGGMi0fTXvA).

[Dr Adequate]

I have included Bilderberg and the Illuminati, and shall be adding the Jesuits --- thanks for the tip!

[JoeyDonuts]

Wait a minute. Wait. Whoa.

I see no mention of Col. Harland Sanders on any of these.

Check out item #10. (http://www.2spare.com/item_43133.aspx)

You should probably work in ULTIMA1 in the flowchart. He is, after all, NSA.

[alex04]

Great, no-one's mentioned The Pentavorit :(

[lionking]

Where's Big Pharma?????

[JihadJane]

I don't know if he was quoting Skeptic's trash,

Seek and you shall find...


... but he was certainly quoting Tom Lehrer's spoken intro to National Brotherhood Week (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGGMi0fTXvA).

I'm sure Tom Lehrer would have enjoyed satirising some of the pompous patriots who post on this fawning forum!

[Ocelot]

Where's Big Pharma?????

Where did you have it last? have you looked down the back of the sofa?

[Elizabeth I]

Seek and you shall find...

I'm sure Tom Lehrer would have enjoyed satirising some of the pompous patriots who post on this fawning forum!

Would have? Is he dead? Has anybody told him?

[JihadJane]

Would have? Is he dead? Has anybody told him?

Lehrer now devotes his time to maths and knitting rather than satire.

[Ocelot]

Lehrer now devotes his time to maths and knitting rather than satire.

So he's neither composing nor decomposing.

[Dave Rogers]

Shouldn't The Company from "Heroes" be included in here somewhere? Given the difficulty some CT's have distinguishing fact from fiction, there must be someone pointing the finger of suspicion at Angela Petrelli.

Dave

[JoeyDonuts]

Great, no-one's mentioned The Pentavorit :(

http://frontier.cincinnati.com/blogs/popculture/uploaded_images/stuartmcenzie-704813.jpg

"Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows."

"So who's in this Pentavirate?"

"The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

"Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?

"Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smart-***!"

[LightinDarkness]

Keeping with the Conspiracy Theorist idea that complicated flow charts are good evidence, and to assist with this endeavor of identifying the Secret Rulers of the World, I have created one. Feel free, anyone, who wants to use it.:)


You, sir, are a genius. Your graphic has shown the truth to this sheeple! Im going to hang it on my office wall, there are a few troofers and ct woos in my office ;)

[JimBenArm]

I see I've been left out of the discussion.

Things are going according to plan.

















The same thing we do every night, Pinky....

[Travis]

You, sir, are a genius. Your graphic has shown the truth to this sheeple! Im going to hang it on my office wall, there are a few troofers and ct woos in my office ;)

Aw gee, thanks.:blush:


I see no one is questioning that the CIA controls both FIFA and Oprah and that Noam Chomsky, along with the Dog Catcher of Keene, New Hampshire, run General Dynamics.

I must be on to something.

[TjW]

Aw gee, thanks.:blush:


I see no one is questioning that the CIA controls both FIFA and Oprah and that Noam Chomsky, along with the Dog Catcher of Keene, New Hampshire, run General Dynamics.

I must be on to something.
Well, it's so obvious, when you see it all laid out like that.

[Travis]

I do wonder if I'll ever run into my flow chart somewhere on the internet only with someone claiming it's real.

[Dr Adequate]

Here's a diagram of the Bush Crime Family (http://bp0.blogger.com/_wRa2GE7xnNU/R8mmnJ6li7I/AAAAAAAABGI/ywf4CHg6860/s1600-h/Conspiracy+Theory+Flowchart.jpg).

Note that they exert a sinister influence over Neckle Sewing Machines.

I guess they use 'em to stitch up elections.

[Travis]

Here's a diagram of the Bush Crime Family (http://bp0.blogger.com/_wRa2GE7xnNU/R8mmnJ6li7I/AAAAAAAABGI/ywf4CHg6860/s1600-h/Conspiracy+Theory+Flowchart.jpg).

Note that they exert a sinister influence over Neckle Sewing Machines.

I guess they use 'em to stitch up elections.

Ha, the Carlyle Group is listed twice. I guess they're doubly evil.

[lionking]

Thanks, it took me about three hours to get it so it was legible and funny. I tried to work in the Illumanti, CFR and Bilderbergs but it just got way too cluttered and they felt, in some ways, to be redundant aspects of paranoid fantasies.

I don't know if the chart was eligible for TLA, but I nominated it anyway. One of the funniest posts for a long time.

[JoeyDonuts]

We should make up a whole stack of wallet size versions, and then have our moles distribute them at Troof-Fest '09.

[zaphod2016]

Keeping with the Conspiracy Theorist idea that complicated flow charts are good evidence, and to assist with this endeavor of identifying the Secret Rulers of the World, I have created one. Feel free, anyone, who wants to use it.:)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3048/2983450505_34b4504302_o.png

Oh baby, rest assured I will use this. I want a poster of this for my office wall.

Bonus points for "The Simpsons" references.

And that image of the reptiles? Is that from an old Star Trek episode? If so, this poster is epic.

:D

Brilliant job, sir.

[Travis]

I don't know if the chart was eligible for TLA, but I nominated it anyway. One of the funniest posts for a long time.

Gee, thanks.....I guess it does have writing on it.

We should make up a whole stack of wallet size versions, and then have our moles distribute them at Troof-Fest '09.

Hmmm, and perhaps on bulletin boards on college campuses.

Oh baby, rest assured I will use this. I want a poster of this for my office wall.

Bonus points for "The Simpsons" references.

And that image of the reptiles? Is that from an old Star Trek episode? If so, this poster is epic.

That was a Gorn from the 1st season Star Trek episode Arena. Whenever I heard about Reptillians that was always what I pictured so I thought it was perfect to use there.

[JoeyDonuts]

I think we should lobby for a Congressional investigation into the dealings of the Animal Control department of Keene, NH. Apparently they give Bill Moyers his marching orders.

And obviously News Corporation is broken out from the international media. Does this mean our venerable dog-catcher is writing copy for DW, BBC, and Al-Jazeera? ITASS?

Where does it end?!?!

My head asploded.

[Alareth]

Wait a minute. Wait. Whoa.

I see no mention of Col. Harland Sanders on any of these.

Check out item #10. (http://www.2spare.com/item_43133.aspx)

You should probably work in ULTIMA1 in the flowchart. He is, after all, NSA.


* Alareth makes a note to rent Undercover Brother

[Dr Adequate]

very concentrated jesuit crazy: http://reformation.org/page2.html (http://reformation.org/page2.html)

proceed with caution I like the bit where he claims that Jesuits are immune to nuclear weapons (http://reformation.org/jesuit-cunning-craftiness.html):

Jesuits have survived an atomic blast at ground zero. They have been poisoned, shot, stabbed and still have survived....Popes who gave them the cup of Borgia found to their amazement and horror that they would not die.

After a nuclear war, there'll be nothing left but Jesuits and cockroaches.

[Dr Adequate]

I do wonder if I'll ever run into my flow chart somewhere on the internet only with someone claiming it's real. May I use it to illustrate the SW article?

[Dr Adequate]

I've added the Jesuits; and a way cool picture of the Bohemian Grove worshipping a giant owl (http://www.reptilianagenda.com/index.shtml).

[Travis]

May I use it to illustrate the SW article?

You certainly may.;)

[zaphod2016]

That was a Gorn from the 1st season Star Trek episode Arena. Whenever I heard about Reptillians that was always what I pictured so I thought it was perfect to use there.

I'm not even a Trekkie, but I must say that scene is one of the funniest ever filmed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM). If Icke is right, we face a truly formidable enemy indeed.

[defaultdotxbe]

I'm not even a Trekkie, but I must say that scene is one of the funniest ever filmed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM). If Icke is right, we face a truly formidable enemy indeed.
eh, ive always been partial to this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyhhFzE5O5U), if only for the music

[Travis]

eh, ive always been partial to this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyhhFzE5O5U), if only for the music

I believe The Simpsons parodied that at one point.

[Brainache]

I believe The Simpsons parodied that at one point.

Close. That was Futurama when Fry and Zoidberg fought over a female decapod. The music was the Decapodian national anthem.

[Travis]

Close. That was Futurama when Fry and Zoidberg fought over a female decapod. The music was the Decapodian national anthem.

Ah yes. The Simpsons did, however, parody that episode where Kirk was forced to fight by......Klingons I think it was.

[dudalb]

Gee, thanks.....I guess it does have writing on it.



Hmmm, and perhaps on bulletin boards on college campuses.



That was a Gorn from the 1st season Star Trek episode Arena. Whenever I heard about Reptillians that was always what I pictured so I thought it was perfect to use there.

My own Graphic for our Reptillian Overlords is this:



http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_188404760265a2c9c8.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=9688)

Yes, that is Dr. Curt Connors, better known as "The Lizard" from Spiderman Comics.
I am amazed that Icke has not claimed that Stan Lee is a reptilian in disguise...

[defaultdotxbe]

I believe The Simpsons parodied that at one point.

Close. That was Futurama when Fry and Zoidberg fought over a female decapod. The music was the Decapodian national anthem.
it was both, when homer and barney joined NASA they fought ala the gamesters of triskelion

i think the scene was cut for syndication, i got the dvd though :)

[petra10]

I see I've been left out of the discussion.

Things are going according to plan.















The same thing we do every night, Pinky....

ahmm see post 15 :D,

you were the first person I thought of.

[Father Dagon]

How about Hassan I Sabbah and his assassins?

[Travis]

it was both, when homer and barney joined NASA they fought ala the gamesters of triskelion

i think the scene was cut for syndication, i got the dvd though :)

I used to have every Simpsons Season dvd set that was out. Then I lent out about four of them to a friend and he in turn sold three of them to a pawn shop when he was high! He agreed to replace them so he is still a friend, though one I won't be lending more stuff to.

[Dr Adequate]

How about Hassan I Sabbah and his assassins? Does anyone believe that they secretly rule the world?

[Travis]

May I use it to illustrate the SW article?

In case you missed my first reply: yes, use it as you see fit.

[calebprime]

Keeping up with marketing trends in the secretly ruling the world biz: http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=3672109&postcount=167.

Respectfully,
Myriad

I would nominate, but you don't need it.

Hansen.


Keeping with the Conspiracy Theorist idea that complicated flow charts are good evidence, and to assist with this endeavor of identifying the Secret Rulers of the World, I have created one. Feel free, anyone, who wants to use it.:)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3048/2983450505_34b4504302_o.png

Bill Moyers.

I remember expressing my concern about "Moyers" or whatever he calls himself, now.

He may have poets everywhere fooled, but not me.

I'm no poet.

[Dr Adequate]

In case you missed my first reply: yes, use it as you see fit. I got distracted by the Satanic orgy we were holding to celebrate the election of our puppet by the brainwashed American sheeple.

But we ran out of virgins eventually, so I'm back on the disinfo desk, and have woven your splendidly plausible lies into my slimy web of deceit.

Thank you and all hail Moloch!

* worships owls *

[LibraryLady]

Thank you and all hail Moloch!

* worships owls *

All hail!

*worships budgies*

[Travis]

Bill Moyers.

I remember expressing my concern about "Moyers" or whatever he calls himself, now.

He may have poets everywhere fooled, but not me.

I'm no poet.

He's just so shifty.......actually I got that straight from a flow chart someone on here posted to try and prove that the media is in on it. It had the ridiculous idea that Moyers controlled all the International Media for a mere $100,000.

I got distracted by the Satanic orgy we were holding to celebrate the election of our puppet by the brainwashed American sheeple.

But we ran out of virgins eventually, so I'm back on the disinfo desk, and have woven your splendidly plausible lies into my slimy web of deceit.

Thank you and all hail Moloch!

* worships owls *

* also bows to owl *

All hail!

*worships budgies*

You're on your own with that one. :D

[Dr Adequate]

All hail!

*worships budgies* These are Satanic vampire budgies, right? With plumage and hearts as dark as Pandemonium? With a song to freeze the blood and wither the souls of mortal men?

We do have standards to keep up.

[Mashuna]

These are Satanic vampire budgies, right? With plumage and hearts as dark as Pandemonium? With a song to freeze the blood and wither the souls of mortal men?

We do have standards to keep up.

You've just described all budgies there.

Colourful plumage on some is just a disguise.

[Elizabeth I]

I nominate the Kilgore Rangerettes (http://www.rangerette.com/).

[JoeyDonuts]

I would summarily like to nominate both Robert Bork and the disembodied spirit of William F. Buckley, Jr.

[Dr Adequate]

I nominate the Kilgore Rangerettes (http://www.rangerette.com/). Sinister, yes. All-powerful, no.

[Elizabeth I]

I nominate the Kilgore Rangerettes (http://www.rangerette.com/).

Sinister, yes. All-powerful, no.

You see how successfully they have camouflaged their tentacles creeping throughout the world?

Almost every high school in the U.S. has a drill team just like this one.

[Cl1mh4224rd]

Nobody rules the world not even the so called business elite.


But Everybody Wants To... :p

[Thunder]

http://www.gnosticliberationfront.com/World_Order_Cercle_Pilgrims_1001.gif

notice how it includes the US Army..and all descendants of Muhammed. My friend, is a descendant of Muhammed. He is also a former Marine!!

what did he ever do?

[JoeyDonuts]

I have to ask. What barrel bottom did you scrape this fine piece of toilet paper from?

[Miss_Kitt]

You left out me and my army of mutant kittens.

If you have not yet received your Mutant Kitten Overseer yet, please PM me.

The M.K.N.W.O. thanks you for your cooperation in these matters.

Alareth -- I have a Siamese -- does that qualify??

-- MK

[Skeptic]

The "KFC makes only black men impotent" conspiracy theory reminds me of the "Israel has special nerve gas that only kills Arabs" conspiracy theory. One wonder about the kind of ignorance of the most basic science that leads people to believe in these things. (By the way, if an Arab Muslim converts to Judaism, does the gas stop effecting him?)

[Travis]

The "KFC makes only black men impotent" conspiracy theory reminds me of the "Israel has special nerve gas that only kills Arabs" conspiracy theory. One wonder about the kind of ignorance of the most basic science that leads people to believe in these things. (By the way, if an Arab Muslim converts to Judaism, does the gas stop effecting him?)

Only if they have nerve gas repelling Jew gold pouches.

[Dr Adequate]

Oh, I forgot the Inns of Court.

Of course the world is secretly run by English lawyers, it all makes sense now!

There's some high-grade nuttiness associated with this one, I may have to nominate some of it for the Stundies.

For example (http://www.loveforlife.com.au/node/4750):

Do you realize that Canada, like Australia, is a hoax?

No, sir, I was unaware. What would I see if I went north of Lake Superior?

[Dr Adequate]

Oh, and the "Committee of 300".

Now, these guys want to depopulate the world by genocide, and that's bad.

But on the plus side, they're responsible for the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, and The Wizard of Oz.

[dudalb]

Oh, I forgot the Inns of Court.

Of course the world is secretly run by English lawyers, it all makes sense now!

There's some high-grade nuttiness associated with this one, I may have to nominate some of it for the Stundies.

For example (http://www.loveforlife.com.au/node/4750):

Do you realize that Canada, like Australia, is a hoax?

No, sir, I was unaware. What would I see if I went north of Lake Superior?

Of course the Inns Of Court are involved.
The Knight Templar Church in the Inner Temple is a dead giveaway.

[Subliminal]

Is there any reason why the Rockerfeller family haven't been listed!? :eye-poppi *conspiracy*

[malcolmxwarrior]

Is this the ring of power amenstop productions "secret rulers of the world" ?

[Hokulele]

Well they take their orders from the Vatican, don't they? Along with Opus Dei. They're not rulers of the world, they're just people of hench.


Here, look.

One would have to be incredibly drunk "and" under the influence of LSD, Heroin, cocaine, morphine, and a life threatening head injury to believe the Jesuits and their wealthy puppets are not calling the shots. Of course, the disinformation specialists in this forum do a wonderful job creating doubt, ridiculing the truth, etc. in order to make the ignorant and misinformed believe that everything that happens is just the result of random innocence.


:eye-poppi

I told you it was the Jesuits.

(And yes, I know you already have them listed, but I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to comment on this post.)

[bwinwright]

Your list of the folks ruling the world is more or less true. However, according to an ever growing number of researchers like Avro Manhattan, Eric Phelps, and many others, the Jesuits are at the very top of the global pyramid of power and do, indeed, control each of the groups on your list, along with many others. They are calling the shots, orchestrating the wars, depressions, genocides, etc., all for the purpose of gaining total control of the world and all of its people. It's like a James Bond movie, only for real. The bad guys are far more organized, wealthier, and more powerful than Blofeld ever was.

[Elizabeth I]

Post deleted - wrong thread.

Sorry!

[Dr Adequate]

Your list of the folks ruling the world is more or less true. However, according to an ever growing number of researchers like Avro Manhattan, Eric Phelps, and many others, the Jesuits are at the very top of the global pyramid of power and do, indeed, control each of the groups on your list, along with many others. They are calling the shots, orchestrating the wars, depressions, genocides, etc., all for the purpose of gaining total control of the world and all of its people. It's like a James Bond movie, only for real. The bad guys are far more organized, wealthier, and more powerful than Blofeld ever was. And ... you know this how?

[Malkuth]

By what's going on in the financial world today, my money is on the IMF ruling the world.The International Monetary Fund, what exactly do they do?



SURVEILLANCE (http://www.imf.org/external/np/exr/facts/surv.htm)

[TSR]

,

And here I was, assuming this thread was all about furnishing and accessorizing My secret lair. C'mon people: I need an invisible fence to turn off the shark lasers....

,

[Bobert]

Well, I think it's time that someone made a list.

I've made a start here (http://skepticwiki.org/index.php/Secret_Rulers_of_the_World).

But I'm sure there's a lot more of them than that. Let's expose these corrupt and villainous charlatans! All further entries gratefully received.
LOL Kraft Foods!
Wow how did they get so high up?
AND WHERE THE HELL IS STARBUCKS!!!!

[Cl1mh4224rd]

LOL Kraft Foods!
Wow how did they get so high up?


That's the power of cheese.

[TjW]

LOL Kraft Foods!
Wow how did they get so high up?


That's the power of cheese.
Or at least a simulated cheese-like substance.