MTV True Life: I'm a conspiracy theorist

[Quad4_72]

Not sure if this has been posted yet, but apparently MTV is looking to cast for a new episode of true life. They are looking for people who live their lives thinking that the government is hiding important stories. I bet it will be almost entirely about the mentally insane crazed lunatics we all know as twoofies.

http://www.mtv.com/ontv/castingcall/index.jhtml?castingId=1486761
TRUE LIFE: I'M A CONSPIRACY THEORIST
Do you find yourself constantly questioning authority? Are you deeply suspicious of what you're told by the mainstream media? Do you believe that there are certain secrets being kept under a lid by the powers that be? Were you strongly affected by a landmark tragedy and feel that there's more to the story than what the government or MSM is telling us?

MTV is looking to document the day to day lives of people who believe that there are important stories being suppressed every day by those in power. If you appear to be the ages of 17 and 28, please write to conspiracy@mtvn.com and give us a brief description about yourself, your theories, and your daily life. Please include your age, location, phone number, and a photo.

[boloboffin]

I can hear CIT screaming out to Hollywood now.

Of course, a day in the life of Craig'n'Aldo might be so offputting that no self-respecting first adopter would even think about listening to their jive. Sunlight can be a good thing.

[defaultdotxbe]

its a secret NWO plot to figure out their daily routines, to better plan their "disappearance"

[Brainache]

I can't see the hard core Truthers falling for this. It's obviously an attempt to smoke them out so the NWO can round them up and pack them off to the FEMA camps.

I'd love to see a day in the life of Rob Balsamo, Killtown, Ace Baker, CIT, Luke Rudkowski or any of the other Truther morons, but I'm pretty sure these guys are too paranoid to let themselves be exposed so easily.

A day with Rev91 digging his backyard bunker or Spooked9/11 designing one of his "experiments" would be pretty hilarious though...

[Quad4_72]

A day with Rev91 digging his backyard bunker or Spooked9/11 designing one of his "experiments" would be pretty hilarious though...

I would love to see all of Heiwa's empy pizza boxes stacked up everywhere. Lol.

[mikehh]

I thought that Viacom, who owns MTV is part of the evil NWO. Why would the evil NWO give airtime or even credibilty on a web site to a truther...

[Grizzly Bear]

I would love to see all of Heiwa's empy pizza boxes stacked up everywhere. Lol.

Did somebody say pizza boxes? (http://amsteam.net/files/5/AMS_grandopening0508_42copy.jpg)

[Quad4_72]

Did somebody say pizza boxes? (http://amsteam.net/files/5/AMS_grandopening0508_42copy.jpg)

Haha. You see bear, if you were to remove four of those pizza boxes and let the pizza impactor hit the rest of the boxes, it would topple over sideways, not straight down. I have just proved 9/11 was an inside job (Heiwa you are the worst).

[Cl1mh4224rd]

I thought that Viacom, who owns MTV is part of the evil NWO. Why would the evil NWO give airtime or even credibilty on a web site to a truther...


"It's a trap!"

[VespaGuy]

How long before Truthers cry "hit peice"?

[WildCat]

I can hear CIT screaming out to Hollywood now.

Of course, a day in the life of Craig'n'Aldo might be so offputting that no self-respecting first adopter would even think about listening to their jive. Sunlight can be a good thing.
Nope:
If you appear to be the ages of 17 and 28
Craig and Aldo miss that by 10 years at least.

[Bobert]

Craig yes for sure but I am not sure about Aldo.
He may be in that range.

[defaultdotxbe]

If you appear to be the ages of 17 and 28
heh, off-topic, but isnt this just a perfect example of MTVs style, dont care how old or young you actually, as long as you look the part

image is everything, lol


also made me think of luke perry and i lol'd

[16.5]

I can hear CIT screaming out to Hollywood now.

Of course, a day in the life of Craig'n'Aldo might be so offputting that no self-respecting first adopter would even think about listening to their jive. Sunlight can be a good thing.

Hey Aldo can pull a combo with The Biggest Loser, and maybe take off that huge freaking beer gut he put on lately.

[eromitlab]

When MTV isn't showing vapid, worthless "reality" shows, they occasionally dip over to youthful rage-against-the-man-style pointless rebellion. Didn't they do a few TV ads last year claiming "the Holocaust happened to people like us", trying to pander to the "US is a fascist militarized police state" tinfoilers?

[Tweeter]

Further proof that more and more people are waking up.
There goes you guys theories that ct`s are in the dump.

[dtugg]

Further proof that more and more people are waking up.
There goes you guys theories that ct`s are in the dump.

Go ahead and tell yourself that if it makes you feel better.

[GStan]

Not sure if this has been posted yet, but apparently MTV is looking to cast for a new episode of true life. They are looking for people who live their lives thinking that the government is hiding important stories. I bet it will be almost entirely about the mentally insane crazed lunatics we all know as twoofies.

http://www.mtv.com/ontv/castingcall/index.jhtml?castingId=1486761

Unless they can find a bunch of sexy, 20something, well-endowed females who pursue the truth wearing bikinis, I don't see this show going very far on MTV.

[defaultdotxbe]

There goes you guys theories that ct`s are in the dump.
you assume MTV is not in the dump right with you

[mikehh]

Further proof that more and more people are waking up.
There goes you guys theories that ct`s are in the dump.

or because MTV is owned by one of the "bad guys" it could be further proof that the whole NWO thing is a joke. :jaw-dropp

[Drudgewire]

Further proof that more and more people are waking up.
There goes you guys theories that ct`s are in the dump.

Man are you going to be upset when this show actually airs. :D

[Quad4_72]

Further proof that more and more people are waking up.
There goes you guys theories that ct`s are in the dump.

I am pretty sure MTV's aim is to show how strange the life is of people that call themselves conspiracy theorists and how paranoid they are. They are not trying to bring awareness to the loonies, but to portray how ridiculous they are for entertainment purposes.

[defaultdotxbe]

lets look at some other groups featured on MTV's True Life, held in the same high esteem as conspiracy theorists

I'm a Porn Star
I'm on Crystal Meth
I'm a Backyard Wrestler.
I'm on Ecstasy
I Was Famous for 15 Minutes
I'm a Binge Drinker
I'm a Street Racer
I'm Hooked on OxyContin
I'll Do Anything for Money
I'm Moving Back in with My Parents
I'm on Steroids
I'm a Competitive Eater
I'm Addicted to Crystal Meth
I Self-Injure
I'm Going To Rehab
I'm an Alcoholic
I'm in the Sex Industry
I Have Schizophrenia
I Can't Stay Thin
I'm Horny in Miami

but thats not all, they also feature hard-hitting social issues

I Have Embarrassing Parents
I'm Going to Fat Camp
I'm Getting Breast Implants
I'm Going to the Prom
I'm a Neglected Girlfriend
I'm Getting Married
I'm Getting Divorced
I Have a Friend with Benefits
I'm an Identical Twin
I'm Jealous
I Don't Fit In
I'm On Vacation
I'm In Debt
I'm the New Kid in Town
I Stutter
I'm Pregnant
I'm Having a Summer Romance
I'm the Black Sheep
I'm under Peer Pressure
I Have Embarrassing Parents 2
I Don't Trust My Partner
I Can't Stay Thin
I Have Acne

[GStan]

lets look at some other groups featured on MTV's True Life, held in the same high esteem as conspiracy theorists

I'm a Porn Star
I'm on Crystal Meth
I'm a Backyard Wrestler.
I'm on Ecstasy
I Was Famous for 15 Minutes
I'm a Binge Drinker
I'm a Street Racer
I'm Hooked on OxyContin
I'll Do Anything for Money
I'm Moving Back in with My Parents
I'm on Steroids
I'm a Competitive Eater
I'm Addicted to Crystal Meth
I Self-Injure
I'm Going To Rehab
I'm an Alcoholic
I'm in the Sex Industry
I Have Schizophrenia
I Can't Stay Thin
I'm Horny in Miami

but thats not all, they also feature hard-hitting social issues

I Have Embarrassing Parents
I'm Going to Fat Camp
I'm Getting Breast Implants
I'm Going to the Prom
I'm a Neglected Girlfriend
I'm Getting Married
I'm Getting Divorced
I Have a Friend with Benefits
I'm an Identical Twin
I'm Jealous
I Don't Fit In
I'm On Vacation
I'm In Debt
I'm the New Kid in Town
I Stutter
I'm Pregnant
I'm Having a Summer Romance
I'm the Black Sheep
I'm under Peer Pressure
I Have Embarrassing Parents 2
I Don't Trust My Partner
I Can't Stay Thin
I Have Acne

Considering all the bolded ones above, do they even need a new casting call? Surely there were some CTers on those episodes?

[dudalb]

Why does'nt MTV just cut to the chase, and have a show entitled "I Am A Pathetic Loser" since that seems to be the general theme of the show.

[Cl1mh4224rd]

Further proof that more and more people are waking up.


Maybe they can try out for MTV's "True Life: I Can't Sleep" or "I'm an Insomniac". (source (http://www.mtv.com/ontv/castingcall/index.jhtml?castingId=1486761))


There goes you guys theories that ct`s are in the dump.


You've never heard of MTV, have you? The most exposure your movement is going to get through that show is a bunch of teenage girls.

[eromitlab]

And if those teenage girls become curious about the truth movement, they'll take one look at the people who currently comprise it and run the other way as fast as their Ugg boots can carry them.

[Bobert]

Some of those True Life shows were very powerful.
I suspect they will do a good job of reporting on how the personal life of a truther can become a complete mess.
I mean look at Aldo and all those personal bits of info he made the mistake of sharing with that reporter.

[Donal]

Further proof that more and more people are waking up.
There goes you guys theories that ct`s are in the dump.


Your entire movement is getting 60 minutes (minus commercials) on a cable TV "reality" show. Congratulations. All of you combined are almost as culturally relevant as one of the bimbos on Flavor of Love.

[240-185]

Your entire movement is getting 60 minutes (minus commercials) on a cable TV "reality" show.

Minus other conspiracies (JFK, chemtrails, Illuminatis...). Twoof will burst for 15 minutes. Wow.

[Donal]

Well, all those guys seem to run together. anyone I've ever heard spouting off about chemtrails also is into thermite.

[samanthakayee]

Did they ever find someone to do that show?

[Greedo]

Good question, did the show air?

[Donal]

Just checked the wiki page and it lists the episodes. Nothing on it yet.

Do you think the crew that followed and filmed people living with Tourette's Syndrome didn't have the patience to deal with conspiracy folks?

Looking overt that list, there are some pretty interesting/relevant topics. It's a shame they are surrounded by so much vapid crap.

[Scott Sommers]

You guys are going to be sorry for all these jokes when the episode finally airs. Once the world gets a whiff of the Truth, you're going to see the Truth Movement growing every day. And then it'll be judgement time for all your two-faced agents of the global government. Some of you may not even know what you're doing, but you're going to rounded up and judged just like the rest of them. I can feel your time getting closer and closer.

This MTV thing is big and it's going to set the world straight.

[shandyjan]

You guys are going to be sorry for all these jokes when the episode finally airs. Once the world gets a whiff of the Truth, you're going to see the Truth Movement growing every day. And then it'll be judgement time for all your two-faced agents of the global government. Some of you may not even know what you're doing, but you're going to rounded up and judged just like the rest of them. I can feel your time getting closer and closer.

This MTV thing is big and it's going to set the world straight.

Start taking the tablets, man! The world would be a better place if people stopped sitting at their pc's letting imagination become real and found somethng to DO with their time!

[Scott Sommers]

Start taking the tablets, man! The world would be a better place if people stopped sitting at their pc's letting imagination become real and found somethng to DO with their time!

Exactly. Once MTV gets behind the Truth Movement, things are certainly going to be sorted out.

[AnnoyingPony]

When they finally find a CT to go on the show, whether s/he's real or not... all the other CTs will call it a "smear campaign" of some sort. At least, that's what my dad would say.

[BStrong]

I can't see the hard core Truthers falling for this. It's obviously an attempt to smoke them out so the NWO can round them up and pack them off to the FEMA camps.

I'd love to see a day in the life of Rob Balsamo, Killtown, Ace Baker, CIT, Luke Rudkowski or any of the other Truther morons, but I'm pretty sure these guys are too paranoid to let themselves be exposed so easily.

A day with Rev91 digging his backyard bunker or Spooked9/11 designing one of his "experiments" would be pretty hilarious though...

If I'd want to watch losers, I'd watch Jersey Shore.

[Foolmewunz]

Not sure if this has been posted yet, but apparently MTV is looking to cast for a new episode of true life. They are looking for people who live their lives thinking that the government is hiding important stories. I bet it will be almost entirely about the mentally insane crazed lunatics we all know as twoofies.

http://www.mtv.com/ontv/castingcall/index.jhtml?castingId=1486761

Someone needs to tell INRM. Stardom awaits!