The Answer to World Peace

[Jon_in_london]

Answer to World Peace

[Flame]

:D

[LuxFerum]

:D

[Tony]

:dl:

There's nothing funnier than a european with an inferiority complex.

[Charlie Monoxide]

I think you need only remove the area around Washington DC and Crawford Texas on weekends. The majority of Americans (in my inductive experience) are intelligent, kind, and great people.

Charlie (notwithstanding some of the Americans who post here) Monoxide

[Tmy]

Without the US you'd all be slaves to China and Russia.

[Suddenly]

Originally posted by Charlie Monoxide
I think you need only remove the area around Washington DC and Crawford Texas on weekends. The majority of Americans (in my inductive experience) are intelligent, kind, and great people.

Charlie (notwithstanding some of the Americans who post here) Monoxide

I say we just get rid of Virginia. (http://www.randi.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=29660)

[wollery]

Originally posted by Tmy
Without the US you'd all be slaves to China and Russia.

Without the British the entirety of North America would be a French colony!

[Malachi151]

Originally posted by Jon_in_london
Answer to World Peace

You anti-American SOB, blah, blah, blah.... :rolleyes:

Without the British the entirety of North America would be a French colony!

Without the US you'd all be slaves to China and Russia.

Without the Soviet Union we would all be Nazis.

[wollery]

Originally posted by Malachi151

Without the Soviet Union we would all be Nazis.

We could carry on like this ad nauseam. (In fact the nauseam is starting to set in already!)

[Chaos]

Originally posted by wollery


Without the British the entirety of North America would be a French colony!

Actually, without the French, America would still be a British colony. Nausea notwithstanding.

[Upchurch]

Without Europe there would be no colonies at all.

Without the land bridge, there would be no people here at all (give or take a few vikings).

(This is fun, but what was the point?)

[Tmy]

Im talking abouut the present. If the US sank into the sea today, who would end up running things.. Im thinking China woudl make major moves.

[Skeptic]

Originally posted by Chaos


Actually, without the French, America would still be a British colony. Nausea notwithstanding.

Flanders and Swann, two British comedians, said in this way when they had a show on Broadway: "If it wasn't for the British, you'd all be Spanish!".

[Suddenly]

If it weren't for the Americans, Canadians., Mexicans, Latin Americans, South Americans, Africans, English, Irish, Scottish, Continental Europeans, Africans, Israelis, Arabs, Russians, Austrailians, Kiwis, Asians, Turks and assorted islanders we'd all be Welsh!!

Yikes!!

[KelvinG]

Originally posted by Tony
:dl:

There's nothing funnier than a european with an inferiority complex.

Oh, don't be so PC Tony. Have a sense of humour.

[DrChinese]

That's funny!

I have also recently noticed that the US somehow finds more reasons to go to war than any other country I can think of. In fact, since WWII we have really been on a tear. Korea, Vietnam, Panama and Iraq are some of the stranger ones that stand out.

Do you think it is a function of our powerful military? In other words, if we have so much power, we must use it? I wonder...

[Malachi151]

Originally posted by Chaos


Actually, without the French, America would still be a British colony. Nausea notwithstanding.

Without the English the Spanish would have enslaved the world under the Catholic Church! :D

[Ziggurat]

World peas:

http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/sb892.gif

Oh, sorry, you said PEACE.

[Chaos]

Originally posted by Malachi151


Without the English the Spanish would have enslaved the world under the Catholic Church! :D

Without the Germans (Hermann the Cheruskan, 9 A.D.), all the world would now be under the yoke of the Roman Empire!


Respond to this... (Well, no, don´t, it can only get worse from here on)

[Alaric]

Without the Aryans we Anglo Saxons would be speaking Babalonian? (biiiiiiiig stretch)

[LFTKBS]

Nothing.

[Mendor]

No, no, no. You're all wrong. Clearly the way to world peace is this:

[peptoabysmal]

http://home.jps.net/~eduke/bblaunch.jpg

[Nikk]

Originally posted by peptoabysmal
http://home.jps.net/~eduke/bblaunch.jpg


We're quite safe. We know you'll never take on anyone armed with anything other than the modern equivalent of a sharpened pineapple.

[a_unique_person]

Originally posted by DrChinese
That's funny!

I have also recently noticed that the US somehow finds more reasons to go to war than any other country I can think of. In fact, since WWII we have really been on a tear. Korea, Vietnam, Panama and Iraq are some of the stranger ones that stand out.

Do you think it is a function of our powerful military? In other words, if we have so much power, we must use it? I wonder...

"Beware the Military/Industrial Complex".

"To a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail".

And you still have the draft.

[peptoabysmal]

Originally posted by Nikk

We're quite safe. We know you'll never take on anyone armed with anything other than the modern equivalent of a sharpened pineapple.

You're only safe because we allow you to live, out of respect for our mother land. You know us yanks, out to ruthlessly rule the world muahahahahha.

Now stick that "pinapple" up your arse and pull the detonator pin.

:p

[jj]

Originally posted by Tmy
Without the US you'd all be slaves to China and Russia.

With the exception that TMY as usual misses the historical aspects, and the real answer would be "Germany and Japan", TMY has it right here, Jon.

Your blantant and inhumane anti-americanism, demonstrated above in which you just wished for my extermination (and that of 300 million other people) is making the situation worse, you know.

The jingoists from Texas love you. They take your intemperate wish for the extinction of 300 million people and blow it up, and use it as an excuse for their excesses.

You are to BLAME, dude. Live with that. I am sure you can, since talking about wiping out 300 million people is so easy for you.

[jj]

Originally posted by DrChinese
That's funny!

I have also recently noticed that the US somehow finds more reasons to go to war than any other country I can think of. In fact, since WWII we have really been on a tear. Korea, Vietnam, Panama and Iraq are some of the stranger ones that stand out.

Do you think it is a function of our powerful military? In other words, if we have so much power, we must use it? I wonder...

There's a reason I call them "republiguns", you know, just like I call the other bunch "dummycrats".

[Ziggurat]

Originally posted by jj

There's a reason I call them "republiguns", you know, just like I call the other bunch "dummycrats".

I much prefer the term "repugnican". I haven't yet found a substitutional phrase for democrats that has both the right insult tone and sufficient linguistic charm for my tastes. "Dummycrat" is OK but not quite there.

[Nasarius]

Originally posted by Nikk



We're quite safe. We know you'll never take on anyone armed with anything other than the modern equivalent of a sharpened pineapple.

Blackadder reference?

"It was a viciously sharp slice of mango, wasn't it, sir..."

:D

[Mendor]

Originally posted by jj
Your blantant and inhumane anti-americanism, demonstrated above in which you just wished for my extermination (and that of 300 million other people) is making the situation worse, you know.

The jingoists from Texas love you. They take your intemperate wish for the extinction of 300 million people and blow it up, and use it as an excuse for their excesses.

You are to BLAME, dude. Live with that. I am sure you can, since talking about wiping out 300 million people is so easy for you. You do know that this is a response in kind to this thread? (http://www.randi.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30026)

[crocodile deathroll]

I would like to think it would be as easy as pulling the plug and letting all the world's problems go down the gurgler like so.

[Mr Manifesto]

Originally posted by jj


With the exception that TMY as usual misses the historical aspects, and the real answer would be "Germany and Japan", TMY has it right here, Jon.

Once again, an American takes the credit for the Soviet Union's hard work.

[Nikk]

Originally posted by Nasarius


Blackadder reference?

"It was a viciously sharp slice of mango, wasn't it, sir..."

:D

Yes indeed. I assumed many here would get it. Mind you I couldn't make up my mind when composing the post whether it was mango or pineapple and plumped for pineapple. I will happily defer to your greater knowledge of the script.:)

[Mike B.]

Actually I think Jon just got tired of trolling against Germans and decided it was time to go back to Americans...

Ho Hum...

And without east Africa, we would all still be apes...

;)

[epepke]

Originally posted by DrChinese
That's funny!

I have also recently noticed that the US somehow finds more reasons to go to war than any other country I can think of. In fact, since WWII we have really been on a tear. Korea, Vietnam, Panama and Iraq are some of the stranger ones that stand out.

Do you think it is a function of our powerful military? In other words, if we have so much power, we must use it? I wonder...

To be serious for a minute, the US went into Korea and Vietnam to aid the French. That, at least, won't be happening any time soon.

[Mike B.]

Originally posted by epepke


To be serious for a minute, the US went into Korea and Vietnam to aid the French. That, at least, won't be happening any time soon.

French in Korea???
:confused:

[epepke]

Originally posted by Mike B.


French in Korea???
:confused:

A-yup! July 22, 1950.

[Mike B.]

Originally posted by epepke


A-yup! July 22, 1950.

I meant Vietnam was a former French colony.

Korea was not.

BTW, What was on July 22nd?