Has Obama been "Exposed" Yet?

[Skeptic]

I'm waiting for the first conspiracy theory about how the elections were rigged by Obama's secret controllers, how it is all a plot to destory America, etc. -- from the very same people who claimed the exact opposite of Obama, G. W. Bush, was controlled by the same secret controllers, and that was a plot to destroy America, too.

[Thunder]

ask Michele about Barack "exposing" himself.

=)

[defaultdotxbe]

obama won the election

ergo, the nwo must have wanted him to win the election

ergo, he must be in the pocket of the nwo

QED

[LightinDarkness]

Of course the conspiracy crackpots have painted themselves into a corner on this one - they have spent the last 8 years telling us that George Bush was satan incarnate, and that he stole the election every time in order to serve the neo-con elite.

The same neo-con elite who apparently let Barack Obama win.

It couldn't just be that the American people vote on who they think will be best to run the country and that the electoral college copies their votes...

I can't wait until they try to explain that one.

[mikehh]

The other board i was on got overrun but CT's. They said that the whole point of bush was to push his agenda so hard it would force the population left. Control through chaos was their theory, i call it backpeddling.

[gtc]

Obviously the NWO had to steal the election on behalf of Bush because Gore wasn't part of the NWO. Likewise, McCain is obviously not part of the NWO which is why he lost to Obama.

[Doctor Evil]

Obviously the NWO had to steal the election on behalf of Bush because Gore wasn't part of the NWO. Likewise, McCain is obviously not part of the NWO which is why he lost to Obama.


Nonono! You got that all wrong. ;)

Obviously, whoever have a chance of winning is part of the NWO. Which means that only weirdo politicians, with no change of winning what so ever, are not part of it. You can probably easily guess who is on my mind while I am writing this.

This leaves an important question open. How do 'they' decide which one wins. Maybe they throw a coin, or put a bet on a football game?

[Ausmerican]

My theory on their theory is that they will posit that the elite had to put up a seemingly left leaning minority candidate this time to counter the "massive popularity of Ron Pau...."lol no I am sorry even trying to type that phrase just as a fake quote of a CTer makes me laugh too hard.

[Redtail]

Rumor has it that during the inauguration, he will start his speech with "'Scuse me while I whip this out."

[Mongrel]

I'm waiting for the first conspiracy theory about how the elections were rigged by Obama's secret controllers, how it is all a plot to destory America, etc. -- from the very same people who claimed the exact opposite of Obama, G. W. Bush, was controlled by the same secret controllers, and that was a plot to destroy America, too.


Over at the UK Skeptics (http://www.skeptics.org.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=3149) we have someone who claims that Obama used secret Neuro Linguistic Programming techniques to hypnotise the population into voting for him. Orac (http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2008/11/oh_no_barack_obamas_hypnotizing_us_all_t.php)also covered the same document

[sleeplessdwarf]

Sweet find Mongrel. That is some cool stuff that focuses on mainly center/left leaning brains. Unless there is a Ct about the actual vote count. Maybe 90% of the country voted for him due to the control and to make it seem real, the real ct was giving the repubs a decent vote count. Sounds good to me. :D

[fullflavormenthol]

Rumor has it that during the inauguration, he will start his speech with "'Scuse me while I whip this out."
LOL:D. Nice Blazing Saddles reference there.

[LightinDarkness]

The other board i was on got overrun but CT's. They said that the whole point of bush was to push his agenda so hard it would force the population left. Control through chaos was their theory, i call it backpeddling.

I suppose they forgot that, for all the media hand wringing and hysteria, George Bush is actually very moderate and on fiscal spending very liberal?

[LightinDarkness]

Sweet find Mongrel. That is some cool stuff that focuses on mainly center/left leaning brains. Unless there is a Ct about the actual vote count. Maybe 90% of the country voted for him due to the control and to make it seem real, the real ct was giving the repubs a decent vote count. Sounds good to me. :D

90%, now that is some deception right there. More like 53%. It wasnt the landslide the media had hoped it would be. The perception that Obama somehow won by a landslide is indeed a real CT that seems to be going around.

[Elizabeth I]

Rumor has it that during the inauguration, he will start his speech with "'Scuse me while I whip this out."

Well, he would win the undying allegiance of all Mel Brooks fans (...and then, perhaps, by extension, Monty Python fans and...?)

[skepticalcriticalguy]

I suppose they forgot that, for all the media hand wringing and hysteria, George Bush is actually very moderate and on fiscal spending very liberal?

Yes! NOT a good Republican, by any means.

[skepticalcriticalguy]

I'm waiting for the first conspiracy theory about how the elections were rigged by Obama's secret controllers, how it is all a plot to destory America, etc. -- from the very same people who claimed the exact opposite of Obama, G. W. Bush, was controlled by the same secret controllers, and that was a plot to destroy America, too.

You're still waiting for this CT? It's all over Prison Planet and Rense. Has been since the primaries.

[Seanette]

Rumor has it that during the inauguration, he will start his speech with "'Scuse me while I whip this out."

:lolsign:

[CurtC]

I've heard from two people (who don't know each other) that they think that as the country gets more familiar with Obama, more and more shady stuff will come out about his background.

Is that some kind of meme among the reactionary right? That he's a shady character who got to be the nominee, and his background was not properly talked about by the left-wing media? What the hell kind of shady background actions do they think he's been doing? I'll ask next time I hear it, but both times before it wasn't a situation where I felt comfortable pressing the issue.

[sleeplessdwarf]

The popular talk around my small town is that he is the antichrist. I'm sure if this is true then there would be plenty of shady behavior. :D

[Steelmage]

I'm waiting for the first conspiracy theory about how the elections were rigged by Obama's secret controllers, how it is all a plot to destory America, etc. -- from the very same people who claimed the exact opposite of Obama, G. W. Bush, was controlled by the same secret controllers, and that was a plot to destroy America, too.

Heard Alex Jones was going to do a piece about him.

[Cl1mh4224rd]

I've heard from two people (who don't know each other) that they think that as the country gets more familiar with Obama, more and more shady stuff will come out about his background.

Is that some kind of meme among the reactionary right? That he's a shady character who got to be the nominee, and his background was not properly talked about by the left-wing media? What the hell kind of shady background actions do they think he's been doing? I'll ask next time I hear it, but both times before it wasn't a situation where I felt comfortable pressing the issue.


I find that bizarre. Is it because he came off "too clean" during the campaign? If so, what does that say about the candidate they choose to support? "At least we know our candidate is shady!"

[skepticalcriticalguy]

I've heard from two people (who don't know each other) that they think that as the country gets more familiar with Obama, more and more shady stuff will come out about his background.

Is that some kind of meme among the reactionary right? That he's a shady character who got to be the nominee, and his background was not properly talked about by the left-wing media? What the hell kind of shady background actions do they think he's been doing? I'll ask next time I hear it, but both times before it wasn't a situation where I felt comfortable pressing the issue.

Webster Tarpley wrote a whole book about his 'shady background,' and his 'handlers.' Wait, scratch that; he wrote TWO books.

http://www.amazon.com/Barack-H-Obama-Unauthorized-Biography/dp/0930852818/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1228539244&sr=8-2

http://www.amazon.com/Obama-Postmodern-Webster-Griffin-Tarpley/dp/0930852893/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1228539244&sr=8-1

But, we can't believe anything Tarpley says. Right?

[Orphia Nay]

A twoofer/conspiracy nut at another forum couldn't believe I didn't know that the NWO could no longer rig elections since 2004. He thought everybody knew that.

I must not be living under the same rock that he is. :con2:

[fullflavormenthol]

I personally would consider the whole "Obama isn't a 'natural born' citizen" as a CT.

[Sunstealer]

Reminds me of the South Park Thief Club episode. Boom baby!

[Spud1k]

Over at the UK Skeptics (http://www.skeptics.org.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=3149) we have someone who claims that Obama used secret Neuro Linguistic Programming techniques to hypnotise the population into voting for him. Orac (http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2008/11/oh_no_barack_obamas_hypnotizing_us_all_t.php)also covered the same document

Obama is a kick in the teeth for a whole spectrum of conspiracy theories. He's not white, he's a liberal, the election result went the way of opinion polls, he wasn't in Skull and Bones, etcetera. So now the thing they're trying to pin on him is that he's so charismatic a speaker he actually hypnotises people? Laaaame.

Of course, I bet David Icke thinks he's another one of those pesky lizards.

[sleeplessdwarf]

Obama is a kick in the teeth for a whole spectrum of conspiracy theories. He's not white, he's a liberal, the election result went the way of opinion polls, he wasn't in Skull and Bones, etcetera. So now the thing they're trying to pin on him is that he's so charismatic a speaker he actually hypnotises people? Laaaame.

Of course, I bet David Icke thinks he's another one of those pesky lizards.

He actually opens the door for many more CTs. With the constant reminders in the media that terrorism has a new face with it's move to the more Euro looking militants, the ctist are now saying that the nwo also needed a face change. While older preachers like Scofield openly preached that the Great Whore would be the Catholic Church and the pope as the false prophet, there has also been a move in the church that points toward islam being the world religion that will rule with the One Government. All the past CTs about Obama being a closet muslim has recruited a whole new group of people into the mix that had previously not bought into the "Gov is out to get us" CT.

Kind of sad actually. It used to be that the worst thing out of redneck conversation would be where to hunt, or how to prevent them black from going to prom, now we have to listen to them talk about politics too. :(

[imjohn]

I personally would consider the whole "Obama isn't a 'natural born' citizen" as a CT.
Me too. Especially since they claim the evidence that he is a citizen is part of the conspiracy.

[Orphia Nay]

There are also the claims on the other end of the spectrum saying that Obama is the messiah, and this one, which says that Obama is part of an ancient Egyptian/Masonic dynasty preparing Earth for the coming of aliens:

http://secretsun.blogspot.com/2008/11/very-sirius-election-bringing-it-all.html

So why is this apparent UFO sighting at an Obama rally so important to the narrative? It has to do with where it happened. These UFOs hovered not only above an Obama rally, but over the Franklin Institute, where the King Tut exhibit premiered on its latest tour through the US and UK. And remember who King Tut is- he is the Pharoah who restored the Throne of Horus, put in place by the gods themselves. And how do many people believe those gods came to Earth? In UFOs.

[snip]

We looked at the Obama and McCain campaign logos, which split Stairway to Sirius iconography between them. It was Obama who had the Stairway itself, so I guess it's not surprising he's coming to power with big majorities in Congress, and a crushing victory in the Electoral College (who, of course, actually pick our president for us). Note that in his first press conference Obama continued to ride the dog motif, driving Synchromystics out of their minds.

[snip]

We also have a strange speech by Obama filled with Masonic double entendres and a inexplicable money shot of a Phoenix atop a flagpole right after it. Of course, this all fits into the symbolic narrative- the Phoenix was venerated in Heliopolis, the headquarters of the Shemsu Hor. And - of course- the Phoenix is sacred to the Zep Tepi- when the gods walked the Earth.

:alien009:

:newlol

[Orphia Nay]

Obama is the love child of Malcolm X, anyone?

http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2008/10/how-could-stanl.html

:newlol

OK, I'm getting a bit too off topic, I think. I've been browsing a twoofy/woo forum, and these crazy theories are all over the place.

[Skeptic]

Over at the UK Skeptics we have someone who claims that Obama used secret Neuro Linguistic Programming techniques to hypnotise the population into voting for him.

Well, I've seen with my own eyes (OK, on TV) people coming into an Obama rally thinking ONE thing about energy policy, and leaving thinking a DIFFERENT thing about it. Presumably this involves the nuerons, since our thoughts are the results of our nuerons firing.

Obama has the ability to manipulate people's neurons -- FROM FAR AWAY!!! If that's not a conspiracy, I don't know what it.

[Spud1k]

There are also the claims on the other end of the spectrum saying that Obama is the messiah, and this one, which says that Obama is part of an ancient Egyptian/Masonic dynasty preparing Earth for the coming of aliens:

http://secretsun.blogspot.com/2008/11/very-sirius-election-bringing-it-all.html



:alien009:

:newlol

:jaw-dropp

Oh my, that one's a keeper. Thanks!

[Skeptic]

I've heard from two people (who don't know each other) that they think that as the country gets more familiar with Obama, more and more shady stuff will come out about his background. Is that some kind of meme among the reactionary right?

Er... why is THAT a conspiracy theory? That's true for just about every politician -- or for just about every person, for that matter. (Of course, it depends on how you define "shady stuff".) Indeed, I would say that with Obama this is more likely than with most, since the real problem with him is that he's a cypher -- the public simply doesn't know too much about him.

I won't be at all surprised to find out that, say, he wasn't as brilliant a scholar as he's made out to be. I can imagine worse things coming out about him, too -- the problem is that we know so little about him that, for all we know, he might finish his inaguration address by turning into a bat.

[defaultdotxbe]

http://reformation.org/frank-marshall-davis-obama.html

[Bob Blaylock]

Alas, I have received too many porn spams with subjects along the lines of “[insert name of popular attractive female celebrity] Exposed!”

The subject of this thread conjures images in my head that would really rather not have.

[SpaceMonkeyZero]

I heard a nutter say that the economic crash that started before the election is because neither McCain or Obama are involved with the CFR (Council of Foreign Relations) so they've decided to crash the economy to make them play ball.

[dudalb]

There are also the claims on the other end of the spectrum saying that Obama is the messiah, and this one, which says that Obama is part of an ancient Egyptian/Masonic dynasty preparing Earth for the coming of aliens:

http://secretsun.blogspot.com/2008/11/very-sirius-election-bringing-it-all.html



:alien009:

:newlol

Well, he did say he is real name is Kal El and he comes from Krypton....

[dudalb]

http://reformation.org/frank-marshall-davis-obama.html


Why do I think that a rant about how Michelle Obama was educated at a Catholic Girls School is coming from this guy, since he seems to have "issues" with the Catholic Church.

[skepticalcriticalguy]

Obama has been accused of murder now! See the latest Globe.

http://larrysinclair-0926.blogspot.com/2008/11/anyone-have-copy-of-this-yet.html

Watch for new thread.