Why I am an apathetic about athe... never mind

[Marquis de Carabas]

No, really. Never mind.

[arthwollipot]

Sorry, did you say something?

[Marquis de Carabas]

Huh?

[MattusMaximus]

Ah, who gives a damn?

[articulett]

dagnabbit, it's just too much whate%@*&^^zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I mean, I'd talk about it, but -- you know-- can of worms-- blah, blah

[Marquis de Carabas]

Oh, look. arti's here. Whoop-te-blah.

[Zep]

Give it a rest, people!


Trying to sleep at my desk here...

[Wowbagger]

Whatever. :rolleyes:

[articulett]

Oh, look. arti's here. Whoop-te-blah.

I'd leave, but I can't be bothered...

[Mercutio]

*yawn*

[Dunstan]

I asked the mods to move this thread to Humor, but none of them could be bothered.

[articulett]

what does it matter?

[Hokulele]

Damn it! This is the exact mentality that this forum simply doesn't need. Without the fire, the drive, the passion for triviality, R&P would be doomed, DOOMED I say, to the plodding, dreary, bourgeois mentality demonstrated by the Politics sub-forum. I know with 100% certainty (no mealy-mouthed agnosticism here!) that without the dedication to semantics displayed by the valiant posters in the threads found within this hallowed sub-forum, I would run the risk of actually get some paying work done one of these days.

[Marquis de Carabas]

You know what, Hokulele, we don't need your attitude around here, so just go away.

Or stay.

[shrug]

[Sefarst]

No, really. Never mind.

tl;dr

[Ron_Tomkins]

Why I am an apathetic about athe... never mind

Why you're apathetic about simply typing a thread title without typos? Yeah, why is that you're apathetic about that? You wanna tell me? How about you, for once in a lifetime, tell me what's going on with your life? What's wrong with you? Do you think you can spend the rest of your life just prancing around aimlessly? What's the matter? Why don't you, for a change, tell me what's concerning you?

[Hokulele]

You know what, Hokulele, we don't need your attitude around here, so just go away.


Wrong! My attitude is exactly what a slacky-pants such as yourself needs. If it weren't for the dynamic contrast exhibited by the juxtaposition between my inflamed rhetoric and your lackluster acceptance of the status quo, the lurkers might get the idea that this forum is populated by nothing but, well, stoners.

Or stay.


Oh yeah? You can't make me stay that easily!

[shrug]


Nonchalance is so 1990.

[Marquis de Carabas]

Why you're apathetic about simply typing a thread title without typos?
I made a typo? Didn't notice.

[articulett]

Smoking pot makes you... um... I forget.

[articulett]

I made a typo? Didn't notice.

typo schmypo.... that's what I always say...





when I can be bothered to say something.

[arthwollipot]

Blah blah blah.

[articulett]

this thread is boring me...
but I have no motivation to do anything about it.

[RandFan]

I don't care.

[articulett]

Does anyone, really?

[Marquis de Carabas]

I know I don't. At least I think I don't. Maybe I do, but I can't be buggered to figure it out.

[articulett]

But you CAN be buggered, right?

Forget I said that.

[Marquis de Carabas]

In any other thread, I'd ask you to make an offer. Lucky you, I just don't care to right now.

[articulett]

Nor do I.

Ho Ho Hum

[arthwollipot]

*yaaaaaaaaaawn*

[Hokulele]

:Banane20:

[articulett]

can you do that someplace else?

[arthwollipot]

:eye-poppi

Okay, that woke me up.

[articulett]

So?

[Miss_Kitt]

No, really. Never mind.

Mon cher Marquis,

I simply must meet you someday. You charm me an astounding percentage of the time!

Regards, MK

[Hokulele]

:tsbounce:

[arthwollipot]

:alc:

[articulett]

And?

[arthwollipot]

What?

[Hokulele]

:balloon:
:tsbounce:

[Zep]

Someone going past the fridge get me a beer.

*sits on couch and scratches them*

[learner]

Ive got a zit, on my finger. Just saying

[RobRoy]

. . .

[Foster Zygote]

If I had the energy I might enact a self-departure. But I really don't care what the overpopulation zealots think.

[Skeptic Guy]

You guys have way too much time on your hands.

Oh wait, why am I here?

Ta...

[arthwollipot]

What are all you people doing here?
(That's right, I said "you people".)

[articulett]

ennui

[Traveler Steve]

I waited until the 2nd page to reply. Does that count for apathy?

Wait- nothing counts in apathy-

Why am I here again?

[Foster Zygote]

I waited until the 2nd page to reply. Does that count for apathy?

Wait- nothing counts in apathy-

Why am I here again?

I can't be bothered to speculate.

[Ron_Tomkins]

Mon cher Marquis,

I simply must meet you someday. You charm me an astounding percentage of the time!

Regards, MK

OoooooooooOOOOOHHHH!!!!! Whoa, my man, Marquis! Did you see that? You totally scored right now. Don't mess it up now. Ask her for her number. Come on *Nudge nudge*. It's ok, trust me. It works. Just be cool and ask for her number.

[ParrotPirate]

Mmmm...beer!

[articulett]

I could not care less.

[SimonD]

Meh

[Miss_Kitt]

I could not care less.

Articulett -- every time I say that, I discover that later, I do care less. Of course, you don't actually care what I have to say, do you?

Any of those sour cream and onion potato chips around??

[RandFan]

Articulett -- every time I say that, I discover that later, I do care less. Of course, you don't actually care what I have to say, do you?

Any of those sour cream and onion potato chips around?? I could care less... but I won't.

[Marquis de Carabas]

OoooooooooOOOOOHHHH!!!!! Whoa, my man, Marquis! Did you see that? You totally scored right now. Don't mess it up now. Ask her for her number. Come on *Nudge nudge*. It's ok, trust me. It works. Just be cool and ask for her number.
Yeah, I see your point, but then I'd have to find my phone and I really don't care where I put it.

[Hokulele]

:hititbanana:

[arthwollipot]

Tempting...

[Evolved Wookie]

Don't you see that your apathy is proof of god's lurve for you all?

By accepting him into your hearts, you too know the Truth that this world is but a shell and in knowing him we are assured entrance into Heaven (£15 single, £40 family ticket; no outside food).

Because you know this in your heart, the holey spirit stops you from bothereing with anything in this world. Sit around, believe, don't shake more than twice (you know why) and everything'll be just fine after you die. I am so glad that I have been given this opportunity to teach you the Truth about his stultifying love for you. Praise the Lard.

[Darth Rotor]

:golf:

This thread is as interesting as a non golfer watching a Senior Tour Golf tournament.

Not that any of you care.

Please pardon me while my pet monkey and I go and do some sit ups.

:mrocks

[RandFan]

:golf:

This thread is as interesting as a non golfer watching a Senior Tour Golf tournament.

Not that any of you care.

Please pardon me while my pet monkey and I go and do some sit ups.

:mrocksBut we want you to join us in our apathy, if you want to that is, or not, we don't really care. :)

I like your monkey BTW, and no that isn't code for anything.

[articulett]

Oh... bother.

I'd leave this lame thread but... you know... "inertia".

[arthwollipot]

Huh?

[articulett]

what arth said.

[RandFan]

:rolleyes: I'm confused... why... never mind.

[articulett]

it's not worth explaining...

[arthwollipot]

Wasn't there a thread like this... nevermind

[Hokulele]

:mdance:

[articulett]

it's all the same ol'- same ol'

[Marquis de Carabas]

Let this thread die. Nobody cares about it.

[Darth Rotor]

Let this thread die. Nobody cares about it.
Let it rise three days later. Then someone will.

[Miss_Kitt]

OoooooooooOOOOOHHHH!!!!! Whoa, my man, Marquis! Did you see that? You totally scored right now. Don't mess it up now. Ask her for her number. Come on *Nudge nudge*. It's ok, trust me. It works. Just be cool and ask for her number.


I mean, look, RT used bold face and everything. Should we evict him from the thread or something? Or, maybe at least write a letter, or...

never mind...

[articulett]

so this is it, eh-- this is as lively as this thread gets?


big whoop.

[arthwollipot]

Uh.

[The Nimble Pianist]

..

[articulett]

I sooo don't feel like typing this.

But I sooo don't feel like folding the laundry more.

[Marquis de Carabas]

So don't fold it. see if we care.

[arthwollipot]

:faint:

[Miss_Kitt]

Articulett -- mega-dittoes on the laundry. It's amazing what I'll do to avoid that little recurring nightmare...

[Marquis de Carabas]

If you really cared that much about it, you'd join a nudist colony. Of course, if you really cared that much, I'd kick you out of this thread.

If I really cared that much.

[arthwollipot]

:eye-poppi
Okay, that woke me up.

Woh. Deja vu.

[Miss_Kitt]

If you really cared that much about it, you'd join a nudist colony. Of course, if you really cared that much, I'd kick you out of this thread.

If I really cared that much.

Marquis -- Are you flirting? That's kinda unapathetic. Nice, but not apathetic. Or am I supposed to be bored?

Oh, wait! I remember, I'm supposed to act bored, except that I look out from behind my fan and flutter my eyelashes. (Boy, it's been a while.)

[devnull]

huh? what?

ahhh......screw it.

[cj.23]

Are you using the term apathetic in it's weak or strong sense? I think it's important we consider the definition. The English apathetic derives from the seventeenth century French apathie, in turn from the Latin apathīa, which seems to have entered the tongue from the Greek apátheia. Now of course this means we have to understand the use of ἀπάθεια in Greek philosophy, where it roughly can be described as "peace of mind", or a state of emotional detachment arrived at by letting go of worldly problems. It is in fact in it's original sense as seen in the Stoic usage a positive rather than a negative state - rather than a state arrived at by passivity, as in "Am I bothered?" it is perhaps closer to the Buddhist notion of release from worldly desires, and something achieved by heroic effort...

As such I think we must concede that most modern Apatheists are in fact not at all apathetic - they are merely uncommitted. This can be described as weak apatheism, as opposed who actually embrace Stoicism, and practice strong apatheism.

[cj.23]

Also, let us consider the valuable insights to be found in
Like a Rock or like God? The Concept of apatheia in the monastic Theology of Evagrius of Pontus by: Bocher Rasmussen (http://www.citeulike.org/author/Rasmussen), Mette Sophia (http://www.citeulike.org/author/Sophia)
Studia Theologica, Vol. 59, No. 2. (December 2005), pp. 147-162.


Abstract

This article is an attempt to clarify the concept of apatheia as it appears in the Praktikos of Evagrius of Pontus. The condition (katastasis) of apatheia is central to the Evagrian understanding of the goal of monastic life, and the Praktikos is the treatise in the writings of Evagrius which deals most thoroughly with apatheia. The thesis of the article is that apatheia should be understood in terms of the Platonic distinction between stability and movement, and apatheia, thus, appears to be two different kinds of conditions, namely imperfect apatheia, related to the daily ascetic struggle of the monks against the demons and the thoughts, and perfect apatheia, related to the peaceful condition of undisturbed prayer, in which the mind contemplates the holy Trinity.

I think that this neatly illustrates the distinction between my proposed categories of weak and strong apatheism in the 4th century Hellenistic mindset: here of course the authors are examining the ideas central to the Greek ascetic corpus. I'd really like to drone on about this for about thirty pages, especially with reference to the dismal lack of faith healing training among British lollipop ladies, and the international aspects of road safety statistics with particular reference to the self-referential issues raised by an idealist philosophical stance on this important matter -- unfortunately I lack the will (from the Old High German wellan) to do so, so I won't...

cj x

[Aitch]

I'm not asleep. I'm just resting my eyes.

Wake me up when the thread finishes.

[Mashuna]

Are you usi

I couldn't be bothered to read past this point.

[cj.23]

I couldn't be bothered to read past this point.

Bloody weak apatheists! :D

cj x

[Dave Rogers]

Now of course this means we have to understand the use of ἀπάθεια in Greek philosophy, where it roughly can be described as "peace of mind", or a state of emotional detachment arrived at by letting go of worldly problems. It is in fact in it's original sense as seen in the Stoic usage a positive rather than a negative state - rather than a state arrived at by passivity, as in "Am I bothered?" it is perhaps closer to the Buddhist notion of release from worldly desires, and something achieved by heroic effort...

I'm glad you posted this, cj.23. Until now I couldn't be bothered to post in this thread, because it seemed too much effort to think of anything to say that wouldn't, by virtue of my actually taking the trouble to say it, be off-topic. I can now remain in keeping with the topic by making an heroic effort to post and say that I am entirely at peace with my apathy, and desire nothing more in the context of this thread.

Unfortunately, that rather closes the door on posting in it a second time. But I feel at peace with that too.

Dave

[cj.23]

Excellent Dave is the first strong apatheist! Apathy in the UK!

cj x

[Region Rat]

I just read every post in this thread.

I don't feel too well.

[bruto]

A really strong apatheist refuses even to give a God damn.

[Hokulele]

I am a strong patheist!

Yes. I know the inevitable punchline.

[Skeptic Guy]

I'm pathier than Hokulele, but cj has way too much energy for this thread.

meh...

[roger]

I wish somebody on this thread would complete what they star

[DJW]

What's my post count? Oh yeah....

[bruto]

I wish somebody on this thread would complete what they starwhy

[articulett]

What difference does it make?

What will any of this matter a hundred years from now?

Entropy always wins; resistance is futile.

[Safe-Keeper]

I'll probably get around to be outraged soon.

[articulett]

thanks for sharing.

[calebprime]

I, too, like monkeys and situps and stuff.


spell-check doesn't like situps.




come back Piggy.


This is why I'm, like, all apathetic n' ****. Piggy, he gone.:(

[arthwollipot]

Are you using the term apathetic in it's weak or strong sense? I think it's important we consider the definition. The English apathetic derives from the seventeenth century French apathie, in turn from the Latin apathīa, which seems to have entered the tongue from the Greek apátheia. Now of course this means we have to understand the use of ἀπάθεια in Greek philosophy, where it roughly can be described as "peace of mind", or a state of emotional detachment arrived at by letting go of worldly problems. It is in fact in it's original sense as seen in the Stoic usage a positive rather than a negative state - rather than a state arrived at by passivity, as in "Am I bothered?" it is perhaps closer to the Buddhist notion of release from worldly desires, and something achieved by heroic effort...

As such I think we must concede that most modern Apatheists are in fact not at all apathetic - they are merely uncommitted. This can be described as weak apatheism, as opposed who actually embrace Stoicism, and practice strong apatheism.Uh-huh. Yeah.

[articulett]

I thought we agreed to let this thread die...
but what do I care if you want to drag it on forever--

[RandFan]

There once was a priest from Nantucket
Who collected his tithes in a bucket.
He said to be blunt,
I really like...


Ah hell, #$% it.

[articulett]

I wonder if your swear word has the right number of syllables?

Best use of symbols as a swear word:
4$$ #01£

I just read the name for symbols denoting swear words but I forgot it.
Not that it matters...

I mean who gives a #$%?

[articulett]

Not that anyone cares, but I found it:

The random symbols (#*!&@) used to indicate obscenities in comic strips are called "grawlix."

http://www.dribbleglass.com/SUBPAGES/trivia.htm

If I get another pet I may or may not name it grawlix.

[Macoy]

Sorry, I seemed to have taken a wrong turning.

[Sefarst]

I just remembered that I need to post more in this thread. It's an easy way to get my post count up.

I'm going to have to do A LOT of posting in this to get competitive with the 10,000+ post people.

[articulett]

yeah.

You do that.

[Sefarst]

yeah.

You do that.

I will.

[RandFan]

I wonder if your swear word has the right number of syllables?Not enough symbols. :)

[arthwollipot]

Uh-huh. Yeah.

[Zep]

:s2:

Are we there yet?

[arthwollipot]

Nope.

[Dave Rogers]

All you weak apathetes, come and join us strong apathetes! It'll be brilliant!

Or, if you don't, that'll be brilliant too.

Dave

[CriticalSock]

Finally, somewhere I feel I really belong. I can finally take off my critical socks and don my meh socks... just gonna reach down and pull off my socks ... ah to hell with it.

[Damien Evans]

apthei...

[Skeptic Guy]

I just remembered that I need to post more in this thread. It's an easy way to get my post count up.

I'm going to have to do A LOT of posting in this to get competitive with the 10,000+ post people.

I have no idea what you're...oh never mind.

[RandFan]

I just remembered that I need to post more in this thread. It's an easy way to get my post count up.

I'm going to have to do A LOT of posting in this to get competitive with the 10,000+ post people."10,000"? Those are people who have a life. Try 25,000+, condiment packets in the cupboard and mold in the refrigerator. Some of us are actually committed to a pathetic existence.

[articulett]

apathy spelled backwards is something or other.

[arthwollipot]

Yhtapa. But don't let it keep you up at night.

[quarky]

If this is an argument, I win.

[articulett]

I can't imagine why anyone continues to participate in this thread...

[Miss_Kitt]

All you weak apathetes, come and join us strong apathetes! It'll be brilliant!

Or, if you don't, that'll be brilliant too.

Dave

If you drink some hot tea an hour before your meal, it will reduce your apathete, which over time will...

NM

[articulett]

It's all good... ish.

[bruto]

I can't imagine why anyone continues to participate in this thread...Low effort for low expetations. Other threads require thought.

[articulett]

Low effort for low expetations. Other threads require thought.


Yeah, on this thread no one cares if you spell expectations wrong.

[arthwollipot]

Meh.

[articulett]

somebody already said that.

but I suppose it doesn't matter.

meh.

[Zep]

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/motivator435835.thumbnail.jpg

[articulett]

That's deep, Zep.

[TheClaw]

Us truly apathetic people obviously aren't posting in this thread. Oh, crap.

[articulett]

You lose.

[arthwollipot]

Important notice:

Last week's meeting of the apathy society has been cancelled due to lack of interest.

[Zep]

I didn't bother reading that notice. It doesn't matter - I never went anyway.

[articulett]

Important notice:

Last week's meeting of the apathy society has been cancelled due to lack of interest.

so is next weeks.

[Hokulele]

*Dances about the thread, panties on head*

[articulett]

Hi, Hokulele-- nice hat...

The apathy meeting has been canceled due to lack of interest--if you care.

[slingblade]

Ok, I'm here. If I missed anything, I don't care.

[articulett]

You didn't.

Not that it's important...

[Skeptic Guy]

*Dances about the thread, panties on head*

THAT almost made me care...almost.

[Aitch]

Stratagem spelled backwards is megatarts.

Sorry, mind's wandering again...

[Sefarst]

Stratagem spelled backwards is megatarts.

Sorry, mind's wandering again...

Wandering spelled backwards is gnirednaw

[GStan]

guacamole.

i'm sure it spells something backwards, but i don't feel like finding out what.

[Gilmar]

Meh.

tldr

[Sefarst]

In this thread, I play a vital role.

[articulett]

everyone thinks that.

except me.

I don't care how vital I am to this thread.

[bruto]

In this thread, I play a vital role.a dirty job, glad I don't have to do it.

[Zep]

*Dances about the thread, panties on head*PLEASE! I'm REALLY not in the mood...

[bruto]

PLEASE! I'm REALLY not in the mood...Down in front, then, please.

[arthwollipot]

Stratagem spelled backwards is megatarts.

Sorry, mind's wandering again..."Spiro Agnew" is an anagram of "Grow a penis"

[articulett]

penises grow and shrink and grow and shrink...

all in all they never get anywhere.

just sayin'

[arthwollipot]

Oh, I dunno, mine got into...

Um...

[Macoy]

'Seaside' is an anagram of 'disease'.

[Hokulele]

:Banane10:

[arthwollipot]

"Jar man dies" is an anagram of "James Randi".

[articulett]

:Banane10:

I used to be into that... now it's just too much effort.

[DC]

Give it a rest, people!


Trying to sleep at my desk here...

no wonder we are in a financial crisis, people are surfing instead of working.

:D

[Zep]

"A" is an anagram of "a". I went the easiest route...

[Dave Rogers]

no wonder we are in a financial crisis, people are surfing instead of working.

I put it down to apathy.

Dave

[DC]

I put it down to apathy.

Dave

the surfing or the crisis?

[Dave Rogers]

the surfing or the crisis?

Whatever.

Dave

[Zep]

I couldn't be bothered to pick up the board to go surfing. I'll just dream of it here asleep at my desk...

[DC]

I couldn't be bothered to pick up the board to go surfing. I'll just dream of it here asleep at my desk...

lol

[Aitch]

<This post intentionally left blank.>

[six7s]

This post is for those too apathetic to read anything as taxing as "<This post intentionally left blank.>"

[articulett]

It's been said.

No one cared then either.

[Zep]

19 to go

[Damien Evans]

zzzzzz

[articulett]

No Loitering

[arthwollipot]

What?

[six7s]

Second base

[Sefarst]

no wonder we are in a financial crisis, people are surfing instead of working.

:D

I'd always assumed James Randi was going to send me a cheque for posting on his site...? Is that not true? I thought I saw that somewhere...

[six7s]

I'd always assumed James Randi was going to send me a cheque for posting on his site...? Is that not true? I thought I saw that somewhere...Fear not

To receive your cheque, simply send your bank details (including account number, full name, online banking password and username) in a PM to me and I'll get the wheels in motion

[calebprime]

haven't read the whole thread

anything good?

[articulett]

not really.

[Sefarst]

Fear not

To receive your cheque, simply send your bank details (including account number, full name, online banking password and username) in a PM to me and I'll get the wheels in motion

Sure, your avatar looks like it has an honest face...

[articulett]

honest faces are a dime a dozen...

[six7s]

Indeed

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns (1896 - 1996)

[articulett]

Deep.

NOT. (I was going to put an exclamation point there, but really, why? There's nothing worth exclaiming.)

[articulett]

come to think of it, the use of caps was excessive, but I can't be bothered to change it--

[six7s]

why are you being somewhat inconsistent with your use of punctuation

[articulett]

cant be bothered

or maybe i want to be like you

who knows?

who cares--

(does anyone really know what time it is?)

[bruto]

cant be bothered

or maybe i want to be like you

who knows?

who cares--

(does anyone really know what time it is?)don't care, my foot, miz shifted parentheses at both edns. pretty soon you'll be proofreading. and going right back to bitchin about grammar and stuff.

[Hokulele]

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/1508345f8457aeebba.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=4575)

[articulett]

yeah... those things... they're around.

[Macoy]

Hey, look, Ma!

I'm on telly!

[Sefarst]

yeah... those things... they're around.

Are you still posting? No one in this thread cares...

[articulett]

true

note even me

(and, no Macoy, this is a computer screen... not a t.v. screen--but whatever rocks your boat)

[Sefarst]

true

note even me

(and, no Macoy, this is a computer screen... not a t.v. screen--but whatever rocks your boat)

Don't you have some gambling to do? Your location says you're in Las Vegas.

The only person I care about in this thread is me. I'd appreciate it if everyone left and left me post to myself.

Go find other things to do, like gambling.

[Miss_Kitt]

Keep clam, everyone!

this joke is used, but I couldn't be bothered to make up a new one...

[Sefarst]

Keep clam, everyone!

this joke is used, but I couldn't be bothered to make up a new one...

What joke?

[articulett]

I see no joke.

I don't feel like gambling.

I don't feel like changing threads.

I don't care what sefarst wants.

[six7s]

(and, no Macoy, this is a computer screen... not a t.v. screen--but whatever rocks your boat)Ummm... teh interwebs work on a variety of media, including TVs

www.w3.org/TR/CSS2/media.html#media-types
(http://www.w3.org/TR/CSS2/media.html#media-types)

[Hokulele]

Keep clam, everyone!


OK!

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_1508346153f95a3962.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=4973)

[Sefarst]

I don't care what sefarst wants.

But you really do. We've all ready established that I play a vital role in this thread.

[Macoy]

I wuv you, mommy!

[articulett]

Macoy, Hokulele, and Sefarst are irking me...

but not enough to make me want to do anything about it.

So carry on.

Or don't.

Whatever.

six7s can stay.

Or not.

[Macoy]

If it wasn't for irking
Then I might just as well have been jerking.

[articulett]

gross!

kind of.

[arthwollipot]

Are you still here?

[articulett]

not really.

[six7s]

not really.fantastically?

[articulett]

no, virtually.

[six7s]

Miami Vice

Vegas Virtue (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_virtues#Seven_heavenly_virtues)

Despite a snip of alliterative allure, it doesn't quite cut the mustard

[articulett]

I don't like any of the stuff on the "virtue" list.

None of it appeals to me.

Sloth. That's on the vice list. Vegas and Vice are alliterative too. Not that you care. (I know I don't.)

[six7s]

Not that you care. (I know I don't.)Evidence?

[articulett]

odd... I just had a wave of nausea pass over me...

does that count?

[nescafe]

meh

[articulett]

*gurgle*

sorry--just my stomach.

[Aitch]

Ho hum. Wonder what's on TV...

[bruto]

Ho hum. Wonder what's on TV...Wonder away but I'm not going to be the one get up and turn it on.

[six7s]

odd... I just had a wave of nausea pass over me...Maybe quoting then killing woo ≈ mourning sicness

[articulett]

Perhaps.

[arthwollipot]

Am I still here?

[articulett]

'don't think so.

[arthwollipot]

oh, good.

[articulett]

don't mention it.

[arthwollipot]

I didn't.

[Miss_Kitt]

Ho hum. Wonder what's on TV...

...looks like a penguin...

[arthwollipot]

It's been a long time there, now, 'as it?

[amb]

Naw! get it yourself. I can't be bothered. While your there, get me one if you like, or don't worry about it.

[articulett]

Did someone say something?

[cj.23]

it was an echo... I think. I would check, but I can't be bovvered. :)

[amb]

Thought I was talking to the curse of my life. Don't worry about it. I don't

[amb]

I would realy love another beer, but I can't be bothered to get up.

[articulett]

me neither...

If I was in the mood I might C&P a beer smiley for you. But I'm not. So I won't.

[amb]

My goldfish need feeding. Anybody around my neighborhood care to feed them for me.
I can't be bothered.

[MattusMaximus]

This thread bothers me, but not enough for me to do anything about it **yawn**

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/774747df2e208c4f4.gif (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=11313)

[articulett]

My goldfish need feeding. Anybody around my neighborhood care to feed them for me.
I can't be bothered.

They're eventually going to die anyhow... why prolong it?

[Aitch]

Good grief; is it Saturday already? Well, well.

[six7s]

Why I am an apathetic about athe... never mind
__________________________________________________ ________

No, really. Never mind.

Don't be apathetic

Be pathetic!

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia: Athe (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Athe)
Athe is the supreme Goddess of Atheism. She exists, but does not want anyone to know, and will actively kill anyone who says that She does... Oh no! Spare me, Atheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee1flqajv pcoasvjzjs


Her full name is Athe Nogod Antichrist (acronym Athena, who is also the goddess of civilization, specifically wisdom, weaving and crafts). This is why all Atheists are wise, creative and intelligent. She also has a sister called Antithe and a twin sister named Athena who share the same mother Hera. She used to be the Greek goddess of skepticism, and worked with Athena goddess of wisdom, but decided to form her own religion, or non-religion as it were.

<snip/>


Our god is infinitely more hawt (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Athe) than any other god!

[amb]

Next door kid threw a ball over my fence. But I can't be bothered right now to through it back.

[articulett]

you said "ball". *partial snicker*

[amb]

It's your mind that works that way. [ putting it nicely]

[slingblade]

Someone's left the lights on again. Not that I care; I don't pay the bill.

[amb]

I suppose I better let the dog in. It's been crying outside for an hour.

[articulett]

Someone's left the lights on again. Not that I care; I don't pay the bill.


nor do I.

[articulett]

I suppose I better let the dog in. It's been crying outside for an hour.

it can learn patience and how to handle boredom

[amb]

Someone is knocking at my door, but I couldn't care less.

[Nogbad]

I can't believe..

[arthwollipot]

What?

[six7s]

2nd

[Hokulele]

:woowoo

[articulett]

your point?

[six7s]

42-nil

bases loaded

[Miss_Kitt]

you all still hanging about?? what, there are free crackers or something?

[articulett]

talk to the hand(s) :eusa_hand:

:thumbsdow

[Nogbad]

talk to the hand(s) :eusa_hand:

:thumbsdow

or as my daughter once said "talk to the finger because the hand..."

she then wisely legged it :rolleyes:

[amb]

“The future does not belong to those who are content with today, apathetic toward common problems and their fellow man alike, timid and fearful in the face of bold projects and new ideas. Rather, it will belong to those who can blend passion, reason a”

[articulett]

says who?