Official Government-Approved Xmas Carol

[Bob Blaylock]

(To the tune of We Wish You a Merry Christmas)

Can't wish you a merry Christmas…
Can't wish you a merry Christmas…
Can't wish you a merry Christmas and we'll tell you why.

The ACLU won't let us…
The ACLU won't let us…
The ACLU won't let us, so we'll just say “good bye”.

[Twiler]

In Soviet Russia, carol sings you.

[Kevin_Lowe]

Now that we've got the real problems under control, it's time for a Constitutional amendment that will allow the US government to spend money on singing Christmas carols.

[GreyICE]

(To the tune of We Wish You a Merry Christmas)

Can't wish you a merry Christmas…
Can't wish you a merry Christmas…
Can't wish you a merry Christmas and we'll tell you why.

The ACLU won't let us…
The ACLU won't let us…
The ACLU won't let us, so we'll just say “good bye”.

I think the government approved response is "Don't let the door hit you on the way out."

[RobRoy]

Lame. Almost as bad that the NeoCon "Night Before Christmas" poem my cousin sent me. Only benefit here is that it wasn't very long.