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subgenius
19th February 2003, 04:32 PM
U.S. troops will be using poultry to detect chemical attacks in Iraq
A war against Iraq will see the debut of some of the most sophisticated weaponry ever used. But U.S. troops will also rely on one of the most low-tech detection devices around: chickens. Worried that the pollution from blown oil installations will clog up complicated detection equipment and make it difficult to pick up deadly chemicals and nerve agents, U.S. marines and soldiers will drive into battle across the dusty plains of Iraq with caged chickens atop their Hum-Vees.

The chickens, which were otherwise destined for Kuwaiti dinner tables, will work in the same way as canaries in coal mines used to. Small traces of poisonous gases or chemical agent will kill the birds and warn troops to put on their gas masks. "A sky full of oil can mask some chemicals," says Warrant Officer Jeff French, a nuclear, biological and chemical officer for a marine battalion in Kuwait. "Using chickens may sound basic but it's still one of the best ways we have of detecting chemical agent."
http://www.time.com/time/europe/me/daily/0,13716,423690,00.html

Want to bet PETA would rather see humans die?

aerocontrols
19th February 2003, 04:34 PM
I'm somewhat curious about whether these birds will be courageous enough for the battlefield.

subgenius
19th February 2003, 04:39 PM
Should provide a tasty snack after the war.;)

Mahatma Kane Jeeves
19th February 2003, 05:09 PM
Begin countdown to joke about the French. :(

Sanamas
19th February 2003, 06:23 PM
Mmmm, Kuwaiti fried chicken.

Jeff Corey
19th February 2003, 07:18 PM
Chickens like a canary in a coal mine?
Police parody
You say you like a winter in Bagdad?
You never had the brains your Dad had,
Like a canary in a coal mine,
Trouble walking in a straight line.
DUI, DUI.
Canary in coal mine.

Reginald
19th February 2003, 07:46 PM
Being a foghorn fan I must protest.........Where is my "Petition pad"???