Charlie was a paratrooper

[Jon_in_london]

Gneral formula for new threads:

(Insert name of famous person here) was a (insert religious persuasion or lack thereof here).

Yaaaawwwnn........

[CWL]

"Thomas The Tank Engine Was an Anthroposophical Zen Buddhist"

[Aardvark_DK]

Originally posted by CWL
"Thomas The Tank Engine Was an Anthroposophical Zen Buddhist"
I've been suspecting this for awhile. I'm glad to see my belief proven right.

[MRC_Hans]

"Thomas The Tank Engine Was an Anthroposophical Zen Buddhist" WHAT PRECICELY is your EVIDENCE for this? Are you using your magcal A-theist powers here or will you EXPLAIN your logic for believing this?

:D Hans :D

[Lothian]

Originally posted by CWL
"Thomas The Tank Engine Was an Anthroposophical Zen Buddhist" You are wrong. He wasn't really an Zen Buddhist. I accept he claimed he was in 'Thomas and the trip to Nepal' but if you look at his actions he couldn't have been one.

[CWL]

Originally posted by MRC_Hans
WHAT PRECICELY is your EVIDENCE for this? Are you using your magcal A-theist powers here or will you EXPLAIN your logic for believing this?

:D Hans :D
MCR_Nitwit (A-Tacoist retard)

WHAT PRECICELY is your EVIDENCE for your preposterous claim that you possess "Free Chili" powers that allow you to defy the Laws of Tacos?

Tell me A-Tacoist, does a tossed Taco always land "filling up"?

Originally posted by Lothian
You are wrong. He wasn't really an Zen Buddhist. I accept he claimed he was in 'Thomas and the trip to Nepal' but if you look at his actions he couldn't have been one.
You are no skeptic, pin-head. Any skeptic would understand that Thomas may have taken some non-anthroposophical zen buddhist actions, but that was clever propaganda designed to gain trust in the people of the Engine Shed who Thomas knew wouldn't trust him unless he vocalized a majority faith, even though he was an anthroposophical zen buddhist.

CWL

[Kullervo]

Björn Ulvaeus is a pataphysicist.

[CWL]

Edgar Allen Poe was a cargo cultist.

[MRC_Hans]

CurriedWheatieLoaf hicupped:
Tell me A-Tacoist, does a tossed Taco always land "filling up"? Just you CLAIMING it does doesnt make it TRUE!

Actually it always lands filling down, how else do you think Tacoed Cat Engines work, Faligious Renatic A-cheeseist?

Hans

[Gregor]

Well,

Don't forget that Gordon the Express Engine cried out for Sir Topham Hat when he pludged over the tressle bridge.

Gordon only thought he was an A-Tacoist.

[Skeptical Greg]

Originally posted by Gregor
Well,

Don't forget that Gordon the Express Engine cried out for Sir Topham Hat when he pludged over the tressle bridge.

Gordon only thought he was an A-Tacoist.

There are no A-Tacoist engines in the scrap yard.

[zakur]

That's it! No more "Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends" for my kids. Now I just need to have them de-programmed.

[Lothian]

Originally posted by CWL


You are no skeptic, pin-head. Any skeptic would understand that Thomas may have taken some non-anthroposophical zen buddhist actions, but that was clever propaganda designed to gain trust in the people of the Engine Shed who Thomas knew wouldn't trust him unless he vocalized a majority faith, even though he was an anthroposophical zen buddhist.

CWL He can not possibly be an anthroposophical zen buddhist. I have been arguing for months that no true anthroposophical zen buddhist would obey the laws set by the fat controller. Your thoery that he is contradict my universal truth so your definition of an anthroposophical zen buddhist must be wrong.

[CWL]

MCR_Hoots whimpered:

Just you CLAIMING it does doesnt make it TRUE!

Actually it always lands filling down, how else do you think Tacoed Cat Engines work, Faligious Renatic A-cheeseist?
Hans
Thomas the Tank Engine was an anthropological zen buddhist and he sits on the right hand of my Taco.

Where exactly is your evidence for "Free Chilly" non-Peptic?

Ohh, that's right ... you believe in "Free Chilly" strictly because you want to have magic powers ... it comforts you. It is a pleasant delusion.

And you believe that you will not cry out for a Taco when you check out for the EXACT same reasons.

... so much for you being non-peckish. So much for you being a Peptic.

This is a Peptic board for Peptics. Now run along and join the other A-Tacoists ----------> www.mcdonalds.com (http://www.mcdonalds.com)

[CWL]

Originally posted by Lothian
He can not possibly be an anthroposophical zen buddhist. I have been arguing for months that no true anthroposophical zen buddhist would obey the laws set by the fat controller. Your thoery that he is contradict my universal truth so your definition of an anthroposophical zen buddhist must be wrong.

What you are saying is typical of communist matriarchal totalitarian a-tacoist hate-mongers. Thomas the Tank Engine was an anthroposophical zen buddhist and you know it.

CWL

[Lothian]

Originally posted by CWL


What you are saying is typical of communist matriarchal totalitarian a-tacoist hate-mongers. Thomas the Tank Engine was an anthroposophical zen buddhist and you know it.

CWL Thomas is a train
Trains obey the laws set by the Fat Controller
Thomas obeys the laws of the fat controller (TLFC)
Thomas can’t be an anthroposophical zen buddhist

[CWL]

Originally posted by Lothian
Thomas is a train
Trains obey the laws set by the Fat Controller
Thomas obeys the laws of the fat controller (TLFC)
Thomas can’t be an anthroposophical zen buddhist

He only obeys the laws of the fat controller to fool the other engines in the Engine Shed.

CWL

[Skeptical Greg]

Originally posted by CWL


He only obeys the laws of the fat controller to fool the other engines in the Engine Shed.

CWL


Another hypocrite.



There is no way he can deny that he obeys the path of the rails:

TPOTR

[scribble]

Now that I've laughed coffee through my nose, I feel my morning is complete.

[Javalar]

When will you A-Tacoists undrestand that A-Tacoism is as much a passtime as anthroposophical zen buddhism?! The taco you eat is No-Taco. Do not pretend you do not eat, because we all know you order a taco before checking out. You just won't confess to it! How many A-Tacoists have I met who had a stained shirt! A short stained with the innards of innocent Tacos! We know Hitler was really a A-Tacoists, even if he said he was a anthroposophical zen buddhism, because we would never have cooked such horrible food. Only A-Tacoists can do that.

You will live in ingorance until you discover the truth of the logical Taco-With-No-Cheese. How do I know it has no cheese? I'd explain it, but you wouldn't understand until you tasted it! But of course you wont because you only eat No-Tacos!

[scribble]

>open door
The door explains, in a haughty tone, that the room is occupied by a
super-intelligent robot and that lesser beings (by which it means you) are not
to be admitted. "Show me some tiny example of your intelligence," it says,
"and maybe, just maybe, I might reconsider."

>get tea
no tea: Dropped.

>get no tea
no tea: Taken.

>inventory
You have:
no tea
tea
a small key
a flowerpot
a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
a babel fish (in your ear)

>open door
The door is almost speechless with admiration. "Wow. Simultaneous tea and no
tea. My apologies. You are clearly a heavy-duty philosopher." It opens
respectfully.

[EDITED TO GIVE CREDIT: From the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy computer game, by Douglas Adams and Infocom]

[EDITED AGAIN TO ADD: For those of you who never played the game, before you are able to pick up the 'tea' and the 'no tea' at the same time, you *literally* have to go into your own brain and remove (again, literally -- you pick it up) your own common sense.]

[bangdazap]

Originally posted by CWL

MCR_Nitwit (A-Tacoist retard)

WHAT PRECICELY is your EVIDENCE for your preposterous claim that you possess "Free Chili" powers that allow you to defy the Laws of Tacos?

Tell me A-Tacoist, does a tossed Taco always land "filling up"?


You are no skeptic, pin-head. Any skeptic would understand that Thomas may have taken some non-anthroposophical zen buddhist actions, but that was clever propaganda designed to gain trust in the people of the Engine Shed who Thomas knew wouldn't trust him unless he vocalized a majority faith, even though he was an anthroposophical zen buddhist.

CWL

lol. I control you.

- Death Star Commander

[CWL]

* Bump *

Ooops. Clumsy of me I know... but seriously. This is a pretty darn funny thread I had forgotten all about.

(At least it made me laugh. Don't hate me for trying to bring some joy into the world.)

[rachaella]

Originally posted by CWL
* Bump *

Ooops. Clumsy of me I know... but seriously. This is a pretty darn funny thread I had forgotten all about.

(At least it made me laugh. Don't hate me for trying to bring some joy into the world.)

My Turkey was an Agnostic Jew.

[Kullervo]

My agnostic Jew is Turkish.

[Upchurch]

Irrelevant Evidence Mad-Libs! Yay!

[CWL]

Yay, indeed. :D

[c4ts]

God is a Raelian.

[Some Friggin Guy]

Originally posted by scribble
>open door
The door explains, in a haughty tone, that the room is occupied by a
super-intelligent robot and that lesser beings (by which it means you) are not
to be admitted. "Show me some tiny example of your intelligence," it says,
"and maybe, just maybe, I might reconsider."

>get tea
no tea: Dropped.

>get no tea
no tea: Taken.

>inventory
You have:
no tea
tea
a small key
a flowerpot
a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
a babel fish (in your ear)

>open door
The door is almost speechless with admiration. "Wow. Simultaneous tea and no
tea. My apologies. You are clearly a heavy-duty philosopher." It opens
respectfully.

[EDITED TO GIVE CREDIT: From the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy computer game, by Douglas Adams and Infocom]

[EDITED AGAIN TO ADD: For those of you who never played the game, before you are able to pick up the 'tea' and the 'no tea' at the same time, you *literally* have to go into your own brain and remove (again, literally -- you pick it up) your own common sense.]


Actually, Scribble, I managed to get the tea and no tea without ever having common sense in the first place.

And it's good to know my often misunderstood epithet of "mad taco-zealot" is not completely wasted here.

[EdipisReks]

Cthulhu is Amish.

[DarkPrimus]

Satan was a Lesbian!

(Actual title of a '20s porn book. I kid you not.)

[CWL]

Hot damn!

http://www.alienjesus.com/war/archives/000213.html

[Kullervo]

Adam was an orphan.

[CWL]

Adam was an ant.