Terrible Lizard

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Why are dinosaurs more popular than the amazing creatures before and since them? Size?

[SquishyDave]

Other creatures are amazing, but they are amazinger. Size helps, all of our wimpy carnivores are no bigger than a tiger, they had carnivores where you would have a hard time touching it's knee. That's pretty cool, you have to admit.

Elephants are pretty big, but they are funny looking, with their stupid nose and ears and tusks all sticking out in odd directions, where as a stegosaurus is all sleek with cool plates on in it's back and big spikes on it's tail.

And the whole two legged thing is just cool, I have only seen one modern animal walk on two legs and have a tail, and it was just a stupid ant eater, it didn't rend flesh at all, and it kept using its front legs, not like the two legged dinos, no siree.

Not to mention how bloody big the biggest herbivores got, GINORMOUS, that's how big. They aren't just bigger, they're a sh!tload bigger, and that counts for something.

I could go on, but I won't.
http://community.webshots.com/s/image3/7/33/57/273357_ph.jpg
"Look at my foot! LOOK AT IT!"

http://community.webshots.com/s/image3/7/32/76/273276_ph.jpg
"Oh I say old chap, mind where you swing that thing"

[Zep]

Those are, indeed, truly terrible lizards.

[Yahweh]

The word "lizard" really underminds the sheer bigness of these animals...


(And you should know Satan put dinosaur bones in the ground to weed out those who might question their faith in God, use common sense! :D )

[SquishyDave]

Hey my pictures vanished! Damn, now I look insane.

[espritch]

Lizards my big fat hairy mammalian butt! :mad:

http://www.austmus.gov.au/chinese_dinosaurs/images/feathered_dinosaurs/7_sinornis.jpg

More "lizards" here:
http://www.austmus.gov.au/chinese_dinosaurs/feathered_dinosaurs/photo_gallery.htm

[Zep]

Originally posted by espritch
Lizards my big fat hairy mammalian butt! :mad:What you talkin' 'bout, Willis??

http://www.ithaca.edu/faculty/jhardwick/axolotl.jpg

[pupdog]

Dinosaurs hired a better PR firm (Marsh & Osborn).