ALIENS FOUND!

[Producer]

Ebay, New Mexico (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2202151886&category=1310)


I wonder how this scam works. Do you get kidnapped, or see something phoney?

Maybe its a joke from the start.

[El Greco]

Only for serious adventurers that have strong belief in GOD must come or otherwise might not come back

If you have strong belief in God, you don't need to pay $2000 to see aliens. You can see a lot of things for free :D

[Nyarlathotep]

I am sure that there are lots of aliens in New Mexico, except they are from over the border, rather than outer space.

[Producer]

Well those aliens are not "Grey". Either way, they probably don't have visa's.

[Nyarlathotep]

Which makes me wonder if little green men need little green cards.

[Corey]

It's good to see the aliens finally got some decent representation and started charging admission. How can you run an interstellar vortex when you're picking up yokels from trailer parks, probing their anus and dropping them off in a corn field...for free?

I just hope they're not giving that lady more than 10% or they're getting screwed.

[Chaos]

Which makes me wonder if little green men need little green cards.

Obviously, little grey men would need little grey cards.

[Rolfe]

Doesn't seem to be attracting very many bids, does it? :D

Rolfe.

[Wolverine]

ROFL! :roll:

Thanks, needed the laugh.

[RonSceptic]

Still no bids. Grey's just aint as popular as they used to be. Happens to us all in the end. I guess they will end up in Vegas doing their greatest hits in one of the seedier hotels at 2.00am in the morning. Very sad.

And what is all that stuff about 'BST- vertical time travel'? Is that the same as horizontal jogging?

What a fuitcake. ;)

[espritch]

I wonder what will happen to their strong belief in GOD when the aliens start probing their anuses? "Oh God it hurts!" :eek:

[Producer]

Check this out. I wrote the seller this...

>Subject: Question for seller -- Item #2202151886
>Date: Wed, 12 Nov 2003 07:50:03 PST
>
>Why not enter the James Randi Challange? http://www.randi.org That way
>you can get $1,000,000 right away.
>--------------------



The reply I got back...

I have thought about this.. But I don't trust him because I have heard lots of bad press about this guy.. Basically I would do this for free but I am low on cash as I am writing a book and have taken off a lot of time because of this... I just want actually 2000 so I can split this to offer a plane ticket and accodimations for 2 days while I show you guys this vortex.. More info upon request..This is no hoax..


What now?

[CFLarsen]

Originally posted by Producer
I have thought about this.. But I don't trust him because I have heard lots of bad press about this guy.. Basically I would do this for free but I am low on cash as I am writing a book and have taken off a lot of time because of this... I just want actually 2000 so I can split this to offer a plane ticket and accodimations for 2 days while I show you guys this vortex.. More info upon request..This is no hoax..

Where is he going for 2000 dollars for a few days?? Around the world?? It seems like this guy wants somebody to pay for his holiday getaway... :)

Is there a money-back guarantee? No? Gee.....

[Starrman]

Is there a money-back guarantee? No? Gee.....

Wrong!

From the auction description:

GUARANTEED to see real "GREY" Aliens or double your money back.

"Welcome to the Alien Vortex. Please eat this mushroom before entering."

[Producer]

So I sent him a reply again. This time I used some sugar, and have not lied.

>Subject: Re: Question for seller -- Item #2202151886
>Date: Fri, 14 Nov 2003 08:01:37 -0500
-
>So I assume your in Longview, I actually know that area well and visit there allot because my wife is from the area. Go Rangerettes.
>On the Vortex, where is it in New Mexico? Is it near Sedona (I go there allot)? Have you already been there? If we went there, will we be able to communicate with the aliens? Is this a one shot deal?
>-imhz


His Reply.....

Yes I am from Longview... hehe the offer still stands.. Actually I work at Southwest Airlines and live in longview doing a project..Well there is this place that I cannot tell just yet that is a military experiment gone wrong that is actually a time warp with the terrain looking the same going to places of egypt,Atlantis,future and so on.. It is crazy.. The aliens are
actually enslaving people with electricty to confuse them not to believe in GOD. I actually saw the cruifix of Jesus Christ out here.. It has changed my life.. However it is scary but those who believe in Christ wont have a problem..
Call me
903-759-xxxx after about 6 tommorow I will tell you in full detail...






I Just got to say COOL!
I do not think I could call this freak. When I communicate via e-mail, my laughter is hidden.

[Producer]

So is this guy a scammer, a believer, or just a dink?

[WildCat]

If he just needed the $$, why not just go back a few days in time, and pay $1 for the winning lottery ticket?

[Producer]

Another message sent to me via e-mail............

If you want to truly believe then you must not be afraid to ask
anything... I will show you satalitte pics of this area and explain them form what I had gone though.. See I am an advocate for humanity and I believe that knowledge of the truth should never be withheld.. I am putting up a website this week to explain. What if all ficition was true but it all cycled itself back to the beginning of origin as you first understood as a child? Well I work at Southwest Airlines as an 3rd level Novell and Windows Xp engineer. I am of a very logical and skeptical mind and personally I never believed any of this until I stumbled upon this VORTEX by accident.. I saw all relics of the world and I was scared sh*tless.. Because not all aliens are good. The greys are actually practicing genetic alterations on cattle and experimenting with technology to change peoples thought patterns depending on the natural and unatural electromagnetic energy of this planet.
What I am doing is writing a therom and scientic explantion for the exsitantance of GOD/JESUS CHRIST to make all of this fit together. Everyone's brain is fed off of electrical impulses that send messages to the different optic/transfibratic/sensory automations of the Central Nervous System. Different levels of concentration actually for the neruo network to access different points of the brain that allow different points of the Central Nervous System or CNS for short to perceieve things as
logic/belief/susperstition/True/False. If the points of our body chemisty where alligned in order everything would make sense. But in order for that to happen we need a more clerical diagram of our genetic makeup from who gave us life to begin with. Trust in him and questioning like a good scientist would gives us more details to fit all of this together. I am not saying I have all the details..But a stong factual and faith basis to make this come together..

See what I believe grey aliens are is Bibilcal Angels that rebeled against GOD with Satan/Ra what ever you want to name as evil and are down here trying to gather up an army with disbelief for the end. The reason these fallen angles are grey because they where once light and have fallen but the light of GOD will never cease untill all is denied in him that made us. We were made to see if we could figure out spritual evolement and ancient wonders in this incarnation. This is not in the hands of just one though...
Through love and true respect we can come to both conclusions then we go to the next part which has not been written yet. Greys that are here were from Egypt/Atlantis/Stonehinge/ and all their information though the ages in written in the HALL OF RECORDS. Edgar Cayce had the most accurate prophecies
about this and he is the most trusted new prophet in my opinion, that had the clearest insight logically and non logically. Where I was at was a window to the HALL OF RECORDS that I didnt take back because I was too overwhelemed .. But I am ready for this but I dont want ego gain I want to share this.. Write me back if you are more intrested.. For nothing else but
maybe to have intelligent discussions////

IN GOD WE TRUST...NOT THE SYMBOLS THAT WERE ONCE GOOD THAT MIGHT DECIEVE
NOW>..

Byron....Aka...REVEBO




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My comments...

This guy has got to be a sham artist. I am now bored with his rantings.

[Hannibal]

This guy has got to be a sham artist. I am now bored with his rantings

What thehell took you so long?!;)

[Producer]

I thought he may have beleived what he was saying.

[RonSceptic]

Originally posted by Producer
Greys that are here were from Egypt/Atlantis/Stonehinge/ and all their information though the ages in written in the HALL OF RECORDS.

Stonehinge! I wonder if it's near Stonehenge? Or maybe it's Stonehenge for the unhinged. Which this guy obviously is.

Sounds like Paul Bethke on acid.

[juninho]

Originally posted by Starrman


Wrong!

From the auction description:

quote:
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GUARANTEED to see real "GREY" Aliens or double your money back.
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It's in New Mexico right? And I am right in assuming New Mexico borders Mexico. What do Americans call Mexicans who enter the states illegally? Aliens.

Therefore, all he needs to do is show you a bunch of freshly arrived Mexicans dressed in grey garb and his arse is covered.

Easy when you get the semantics.