Oh sh*t

[Johnny Pneumatic]

The left over atheist meet up posters were found by my mom!
I lied to her; told her that I picked them up to throw away.

[hgc]

Atheists lie to their mothers. It doesn't get any worse than that. Get right with God; judgement day is coming, and right soon.

[c4ts]

Originally posted by bewareofdogmas
The left over atheist meet up posters were found by my mom!
I lied to her; told her that I picked them up to throw away.

What was your mom doing over there? I thought you were in college.

[Yahweh]

Fall on the ground and begin rambling incoherently... then claim that the devil was trying to take over your body, but he's gone now...

(Works everytime...)

[Keneke]

Originally posted by bewareofdogmas
The left over atheist meet up posters were found by my mom!
I lied to her; told her that I picked them up to throw away.

Forgive me for saying so, but that is the one of the least believable lies I have ever heard, and if your mother has one ounce of sense she'll know something's up. I'm sorry.

[c4ts]

Originally posted by Keneke


Forgive me for saying so, but that is the one of the least believable lies I have ever heard, and if your mother has one ounce of sense she'll know something's up. I'm sorry.

Yeah. Go with the "I was possessed by demonic forces" excuse. Roll around on the floor a bit and vomit.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

c4ts quote:
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Originally posted by bewareofdogmas
The left over atheist meet up posters were found by my mom!
I lied to her; told her that I picked them up to throw away.
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What was your mom doing over there? I thought you were in college.





community college. I crumpled them up and threw the extras in the trash at home. somehow they got out of the trash and she......

[c4ts]

Keep a fire burning out back. Call it your "sin fire." Whenever she finds more evidence, toss it on the fire and shout "I'm saved!"

[Johnny Pneumatic]

or I could put the stuff where their is no way she can find it.
or tell them the truth. she "thinks" atheism is a cult.:(

[T'ai Chi]

Originally posted by bewareofdogmas
The left over atheist meet up posters were found by my mom!
I lied to her; told her that I picked them up to throw away.

A theist would have been smart enough to not get caught. ;) ;) ;)

[Marc]

Originally posted by bewareofdogmas
or I could put the stuff where their is no way she can find it.
or tell them the truth. she "thinks" atheism is a cult.:(

Personally I'd go with telling them the truth. They would likely find out sooner or later, but then I don't know your situation fully.

[c4ts]

Originally posted by T'ai Chi


A theist would have been smart enough to not get caught. ;) ;) ;)

And an atheist would have been smart enouhg to put T'ai Chi on his or her ignore list.

[T'ai Chi]

Originally posted by c4ts

And an atheist would have been smart enouhg to put T'ai Chi on his or her ignore list.

It is called "humor".

Anyway, I thought you were an atheist??

[c4ts]

Originally posted by T'ai Chi
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Ah, that's better.

[T'ai Chi]

Originally posted by c4ts

Ah, that's better.

Yeah, I can do that too:


Originally posted by c4ts
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:)

Anyway, someone can't take obvious humor. Heck, should I have put 4 of these winky faces (;)) after my joke to make it clearer??

[Agammamon]

Tell her the ****** truth. Come out of the closet (so to speak), there's no reason to be embarrased at what you are.

[Skeptic]

How about this suggestion...

YOU: "Mom, I've found religion!"

MOM: "That's wonderful!"

YOU: "You bet! His holiness the guru swahimi has saved me. I've decided to drop out of the corrupt world of college and am going to cleanse my soul in Nepal for a few years under his guidance. Oh, and I'm engaged to marry a cute 13-year-old from his harem; we won't worry about the children because in our religion, all kids are raised by everybody. Incidentally, from now on I can only wear a poncho and eat broiled cats..."

MOM: "OHMIGOD!!!!"

YOU: "Just kidding, mom. Actually, I'm an atheist."

[LawnOven]

I don't get it, do you go to church with her or something? If she is so concerned with your "religion" does she make any demands on you in that regard (in regards to doing things to ensure a saved soul)?

Eh, you're old enough to be in college, tell her you're a damned athiest; unless she would kick you out of the house. :)

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Skeptic How about this suggestion...

YOU: "Mom, I've found religion!"

MOM: "That's wonderful!"

YOU: "You bet! His holiness the guru swahimi has saved me. I've decided to drop out of the corrupt world of college and am going to cleanse my soul in Nepal for a few years under his guidance. Oh, and I'm engaged to marry a cute 13-year-old from his harem; we won't worry about the children because in our religion, all kids are raised by everybody. Incidentally, from now on I can only wear a poncho and eat broiled cats..."

MOM: "OHMIGOD!!!!"

YOU: "Just kidding, mom. Actually, I'm an atheist."







:roll: :roll:

[Schizobunny]

Yeah well. That happens. Instead of lying to her just stray off the subject. Let her find out what you are on her own. She's going to find out anyways. They always do. :jaw:

[evildave]

Not Nepal, Texas.

Waco, Texas.

At the compound.

Where you'll live together with the "luminary" and await the comming end time. Be sure to use regular words in strange colloquial manners. This is very, very cultish.

Actually, a little cult research would serve you well. Look into counter-cult movement (hate) literature. This will give you exactly the frightening picture she's been given by her religious clique.

I recommend you tell her you're joining 'The Bretheren' (AKA 'Garbage Eaters' to CCM people) to live a life of poverty in the name of Jesus, and you're never, ever comming back. This is the worst horrible thing any parent could imagine. Their darling little child digging in dupsters, living as a BUM.

You were contacted on campus, went to some meetings and a gathering, and you've never known such peace. (Ad-lib a bit, but use the stories about kids who've been recruited as a pattern.)

That is, if you truly want to frighten your mom near the point of a total break-down.

You have to let it sink in long enough for her to find out who the brethren are. Gasps and pale faces and pleas of "Dear Jesus, NO!"

[UnrepentantSinner]

If she's going to push it, just go ahead and explain to her. The conversation might do your relationship good.

[Keneke]

Originally posted by LawnOven
I don't get it, do you go to church with her or something? If she is so concerned with your "religion" does she make any demands on you in that regard (in regards to doing things to ensure a saved soul)?


I'm 30 and in another state, and my mom still does that to me. Some people just can't let go.