India prepares to launch new soft drink -You're in luck!!

[fuelair]

A hindu group in India is near to releasing a new soft drink made from cow urine: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/article5707554.ece



Thanks, and a tip of the fuelair hat to Snopes.com for this tasty tidbit!!!

[HarryKeogh]

I don't even like piss-warm beer.

[TX50]

But won't the Dutch lager breweries sue them for copyright infringement? :duck:

[Madalch]

It'll taste a lot like Poopsi-Cola.

[Doctor Evil]

:jaw-dropp

Why cows?? Is it because they are sacred?

[Madalch]

Why cows?? Is it because they are sacred?
Why else?

Being Staunch Hindu nationalists, I wouldn't be surprised if they mixed in a little pig's urine just to piss off the Muslims.

[Doctor Evil]

I know this cries for plenty of jokes. However, my joke making ability pales in contrast to the gynormous stupidity of this story. I give up!

[WildCat]

But won't the Dutch lager breweries sue them for copyright infringement? :duck:
Only if they have a skunk spray it also.

[alfaniner]

I wonder if it will taste anything like this.

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/1714538f95401a91.jpg

[Orphia Nay]

If they export it, I hope they call it something like "Pisspee Cowla" so as to warn unsuspecting buyers.

[luchog]

If they export it, I hope they call it something like "Pisspee Cowla" so as to warn unsuspecting buyers.

Just to protect the general public?

Next we have number four, 'Crunchy Frog'. (http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode06.htm#5)

[JoeyDonuts]

My drink of choice:

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/3723/242806-nuka_cola_sallyvan_large.jpg

I like the Quantum variety. It makes your pee glow, and has various other beneficial side effects!