New type of Christian?

[ParrotPirate]

I think I might have discovered (or at least realized) the existance of a possible new type of Christian. The E-mail Christian. An example would be my girlfriends sister. Twice divorced,admitedly cheated on husband number two, spends little quality time with her kids,yells at the kids constantly. Still has all kinds of God this and that and Jesus loves you crap on the walls and forwards every God/Jesus/angel thing that comes down the pike to everybody in all of her contact/friends lists on every online service she uses.

[Rasmus]

I think I might have discovered (or at least realized) the existance of a possible new type of Christian. The E-mail Christian. An example would be my girlfriends sister. Twice divorced,admitedly cheated on husband number two, spends little quality time with her kids,yells at the kids constantly. Still has all kinds of God this and that and Jesus loves you crap on the walls and forwards every God/Jesus/angel thing that comes down the pike to everybody in all of her contact/friends lists on every online service she uses.

A sanctimonious hypocrite. How is that new?

[ParrotPirate]

The methods are (relatively) new.

[Upchurch]

one of my in-laws can't download his email because of all the jmail forwards clogging the tubes. (Granted, he's on dial up. My phone ended up being faster than his internet connection.)

[fromdownunder]

Screw now. Enjoy. And repent later.

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