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Correa Neto
10th March 2009, 02:34 PM
I was telepathically contacted by aliens. They say a massive wave of UFO sightings will start soon. Therefore, hereby I request my U$1m, to be paid as soon as the UFO wave starts.

No, no anal probing was involved during my contacts.

http://www.universetoday.com/2009/03/09/iss-will-soon-be-2nd-brightest-object-in-the-night-sky/
The Atheist
10th March 2009, 05:37 PM
No, no anal probing was involved during my contacts.

I hope you asked for a refund!

I can't wait. Get that sucker refracted through some swamp gas and they'll be remaking The Day the Earth Stood Still.
learner
10th March 2009, 09:54 PM
Do you really expect to be taken seriously having not been anally probed? No probing, no contact, I say.
fromdownunder
11th March 2009, 01:19 AM
"I, for one, welcome our new...."

naahhh, can't be bothered.

Norm
Correa Neto
11th March 2009, 06:30 AM
Refund?
Dude, I want my U$1m as soon as the UFO sighting wave starts.

Now, if some anal probing is required, well, uh... U$1m... Thats 1 followed by six zeroes... Hey, yes, now I rememeber! Anal probing was involved!
Bikewer
11th March 2009, 08:27 AM
I regret to inform you that due to budget cuts, the planned invasion has been re-scheduled.
The fleet is returning to the Pleiades, and shore leave has been canceled.

Have a nice day.
Whiplash
11th March 2009, 08:39 AM
"I, for one, welcome our new...."

naahhh, can't be bothered.

Norm

...anal obsessed overlords?

Maybe prostate cancer is a big problem for aliens, routine in nearly all of them. So for them, the tests are as routine as when the doc touches your Charlie Browns in a physical. They are just trying to help us out, based on their own sense of normalcy.
dafydd
11th March 2009, 02:05 PM
...anal obsessed overlords?

Maybe prostate cancer is a big problem for aliens, routine in nearly all of them. So for them, the tests are as routine as when the doc touches your Charlie Browns in a physical. They are just trying to help us out, based on their own sense of normalcy.


No more alien anal probes,they are cutting down on fundementals.
Correa Neto
11th March 2009, 03:01 PM
...anal obsessed overlords?

Maybe prostate cancer is a big problem for aliens, routine in nearly all of them. So for them, the tests are as routine as when the doc touches your Charlie Browns in a physical. They are just trying to help us out, based on their own sense of normalcy.
Dude, we shake hands, they do anal probing. Cultural diversity!
Ysidro
12th March 2009, 05:44 AM
"Well I'm sure the Great Leader is just some sort of twisted ass freak!" - KitH ;)