Alex Jones: The Watchmen Is A Illuminati Plot!

[dudalb]

And Alan Moore is an Illuminati agent and...A Mason!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXVuA7wKSKY

Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctTOzEFbXLU

Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbEUweFtuD8

Part 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBxAXYZHe60


You can'T make this crap up, folks!

[T.A.M.]

OMG;

I hope the truth movement keeps this idiot on for another 5 years.

He is not good for much, but he is sure good for a laugh.

TAM:)

[dudalb]

I love the Alan Moore is a Mason bit.
Particularly if you have read "From Hell".

[Doctor Evil]

You can'T make this crap up, folks!

Should I point out that its clear that someone actually made this crap up? :confused:

[dudalb]

Should I point out that its clear that someone actually made this crap up? :confused:


I meant that no way could somebody create somebody as batcrap crazy as Alex Jones is in reality.

[MarkyX]

As a somewhat fan of Alan Moore, I can't help but laugh at this. There is no way you can read the Watchman and come up with AJ's conclusion.

[1337m4n]

Didn't he say something similar about "The Dark Knight"?

I mean, the whole message of "sometimes truth isn't good enough" had to have sent some Twoofers into a frenzy.

[jezcoe]

Wait but didn't Moore also write V for Vendetta? Oh My God.... its all true..... run for the hills!

[Redtail]

Somewhere in the universe, a black hole was created by the sheer density of that stupid.

[rdaneel]

As a somewhat fan of Alan Moore, I can't help but laugh at this. There is no way you can read the Watchman and come up with AJ's conclusion.
You'd be surprised. (http://thefishshow.com/Archive/WM%20UM.htm)

[thought_fugitive]

The other day Jones was referencing that Lone Gunman show with the WTC attack and from that he drew the conclusion that most Hollywood writers are on the Pentagon's payroll to produce absurd sounding false-flag terrorist attacks for the government to use. That way, when the evil government is caught with these plans they can just claim it's a movie script!

It kind of seems like he's gotten to the point of lying to cover previous lies, it seems completely bizarre that he actually believes most of the info-ammo he belts out.

[Redtail]

You'd be surprised. (http://thefishshow.com/Archive/WM%20UM.htm)

OMG! No way this guy read the book.

Ozy: "Researching my masked predecessors, I investigated the mid-fifties disappearance of Hooded Justice." - Adrian Veidt
In the mid-fifties Veidt would have been a teenager...
was Blake's murder payback for Hooded Justice ? Rorschach:
Rorschach is Ozymandias' opposite, an almost pathologically good person.
Rorschach is the real super hero, the only Watchman strong-willed enough to see how evil Veidt's actions are.
Dr. Manhattan:Blue skin, blank screen eyes, Channel Dial on forehead.
Omniscient passive observer, except when upholding the status quo.
Rules in favour of the murderous autocratic Ozymandias over the virtuous proletariat Rorschach.
After all, Rorschach is "hardly without stain", whereas Veidt owns a whole bunch of real estate.
Comedian:
Thinks he's in on the joke, but doesn't know the half of it. Silk SpecterII: Initially appalled by Veidt's crime, she is easily buffaloed into buying in.
Resolves instead to quit dressing like a stripper, live out Rambo fantasies.Night Owl II: The Owl persona is allegorical; imagine someone who had bought completely into the 'Friendly' face of the MOLOCH culture on good faith,
understanding it to be something far more benign, e.g. an Owl rather than a calf-headed god.
In having done so he is already badly compromised, and so MUST maintain silence;
like scientists working in a compartmentalised fashion on something that they will eventually be shocked to discover they have participated in, a la Shea, Manish and Paley.

One couldn't get most of this crap from the book if he/she smoked God's own stash.

[Wolfman]

Wow...now this really blows my mind.

In the thread discussing this movie, I made this comment (in jest) after watching it:
Just saw it.

Am not familiar with the graphic novel at all, so went into it pretty much a Watchmen virgin.

I think that it is obviously a piece of propaganda, disseminated by those plotting world domination. It seeks to promote the idea that the deliberate mass murder of millions of people can be justified in the name of "uniting the world". And all you sheeple are swallowing it, hook, line, and sinker.

Yet another reason why I've joined the NWO.Dammit. Alex Jones is making money from this stuff, while I'm just throwing it out for free!

[CptColumbo]

So, does this mean that CTers will stop quoting V for Vendetta?

[Horatius]

Did he really say "Ozymandamus"?

[abenja1]

The other day PP posters said Howard Stern was a CIA agent. That's right. A CIA agent.

[Drudgewire]

"Hoo hoo Robin, I invented black ops. Hoo hoo."

[NoZed Avenger]

Did he really say "Ozymandamus"?

Oh, I SO want to change my handle now.

[Ohnoes]

I seriously can't understand how people take Jones serious...

So is he insinuating that people who read comic books are out of touch with reality? Wow...Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. :rolleyes:

[T.A.M.]

I seriously can't understand how people take Jones serious...

So is he insinuating that people who read comic books are out of touch with reality? Wow...Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. :rolleyes:

yes and with that comment, he probably insulted 95% of his listening audience.

TAM:)

[Ohnoes]

yes and with that comment, he probably insulted 95% of his listening audience.

TAM:)

The problem is they will start to think comic companies are in on it now and Stan Lee is going to put them in a FEMA camp!:boggled:

It also seems like he implied that If you were reading comics than you didn't have time to read History books. I guess I just take this to heart since I'm an avid comic lover and I made it through High School & College just fine.

Guess I had time to read both...*shrugs*

[Brainster]

The funniest thing is that Jones apparently didn't read all the way to the end, where it is indicated that the publisher of a conspiracy theory newsletter is going to blow the lid off the plot by publishing Rorschach's notebook. Yep, the Alex Jones guy is the hero at the end.

[MarkyX]

The funniest thing is that Jones apparently didn't read all the way to the end, where it is indicated that the publisher of a conspiracy theory newsletter is going to blow the lid off the plot by publishing Rorschach's notebook. Yep, the Alex Jones guy is the hero at the end.

Not to mention the ending is open for interpretation. It only shows breifly what happened after the attack. For all we know, a month later Russia and America blow each other up in a nuclear holocaust.

I think this is further proof right here that Alex Jones doesn't believe in the conspiracy theories; it's more of a show to get the cash needed. He literally had to put on an act to make the Watchmen appear part of the NWO, said Alan Moore made Sandman, and even said Alan Moore was an admitted Mason.

[dudalb]

He literally had to put on an act to make the Watchmen appear part of the NWO, said Alan Moore made Sandman, and even said Alan Moore was an admitted Mason.

Moore did Sandman? Someone tell Neil Gaiman...
And somehow I don't think what Moore did with the Masons in "From Hell" endeared him to them.
Moore was surprised when some people took the Masonic Conspriacy bit in From hell seriously. He just through the symbolism involved would be fun to play with.

[Horatius]

... said Alan Moore made Sandman, ...


See, it's these sorts of things my low tolerance to AJ makes me miss.


Moore was surprised when some people took the Masonic Conspriacy bit in From hell seriously. He just through the symbolism involved would be fun to play with.



AJ also does the same thing with "Ozymandamus", mentioning that his costume includes the "All-Seeing Eye". Gee, why ever would a character who uses imagery from Ancient Egypt have such a symbol? Must be the NWO! It couldn't possibly just be an artist using imagery that has been a part of human culture for thousands of years!

[Klimax]

See, it's these sorts of things my low tolerance to AJ makes me miss.






AJ also does the same thing with "Ozymandamus", mentioning that his costume includes the "All-Seeing Eye". Gee, why ever would a character who uses imagery from Ancient Egypt have such a symbol? Must be the NWO! It couldn't possibly just be an artist using imagery that has been a part of human culture for thousands of years!

You see,comspiracy is so vast and ancient that they mind controlled entire population.It is from ancient Egypt to modern time and is part of our culture and from time to time displayed to reinforce mind control.

Ahh head spins,they're onto me.Spoke too much...
*Head asplods from insanity*

[dudalb]

Wow..I just thought of something...

The Symbol of the Bohemian Grove bunch is a Owl

and one of the main characters in Watchmen is Nite Owl:http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_1884048779c622e577.png

A (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=12977)




Sinister forces are at work here folks...:D

Makes more sense then what Jones is throwing out.

[Donal]

I've read the book but haven't seen the movie, should I still watch these videos?

[garethdjb]

Not only Nite Owl, but a character called Moloch the Mystic, played by 'Max Headroom' himself, Matt Frewer.

[abenja1]

Alex Jones also said The Simpsons Movie had subliminal (it's never overt, it has to always be subliminal) images of the Illuminati. Also he spread the (false) rumor that Groening is a 33rd degree Mason.

[dudalb]

The real kicker to the Mason Conspriacy BS is that, in the US at least, you cannot find a more "normal" middle class, respectable group then the Masons.
Their Secrets are about as sinister as a group of kids who have Secret Meeting in a tree house.

[Klimax]

The real kicker to the Mason Conspriacy BS is that, in the US at least, you cannot find a more "normal" middle class, respectable group then the Masons.
Their Secrets are about as sinister as a group of kids who have Secret Meeting in a tree house.

That sits very well with CTers.

[Doctor Evil]

That sits very well with CTers.

You should do your homework. Everyone know CTers prefer their parents basement. :p

[Klimax]

You should do your homework. Everyone know CTers prefer their parents basement. :p

What is CIT fort?

[fullflavormenthol]

The worst misinterpretation of Watchmen since this Animation (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/485797) although this one was meant as a joke.

Also found here for easy access.

YDDHHrt6l4w

[sleeplessdwarf]

I started to watch,then I remembered that no matter how bad the reviews I have seen, I really want to watch this. He was just giving too many spoilers. :P

[Bobert]

What is CIT fort?
Its the super secret tree fort and you must have a bigwheel in order to qualify for membership.

[Klimax]

Its the super secret tree fort and you must have a bigwheel in order to qualify for membership.

Damn.:mad: That was for Doctor Evil!!! I know what fort they have,but it looked like DE did not,so I used Leading QuestionTM.(hope I did it right ;) )

[Brainache]

Saw this Watchmen movie last night. Don't know about Illuminati propaganda, but it sure was a load of crap.

It also had far too many naked men and too few naked women in it for my taste.

I think it is closet gay teen propaganda.

[Redtail]

Saw this Watchmen movie last night. Don't know about Illuminati propaganda, but it sure was a load of crap.

It also had far too many naked men and too few naked women in it for my taste.

I think it is closet gay teen propaganda.

Impossible! No Skittles were in the movie...

[Pardalis]

Well, Moore is fascinated with the occult, so he probably read the same material as Alex Jones, so no wonder they got the same ideas.

[Thunder]

I could sit through about.....3 mins of this "review".

I never realized how sick Alex Jones really is. I'm actually starting to pitty this man.

[Matthew Best]

I think it is closet gay teen propaganda.

Well, Alan Moore is a self-confessed pornographer.

[Undesired Walrus]

"I've never been into comics, because I've been more serious"

...of course Alex.

[dudalb]

"I've never been into comics, because I've been more serious"

...of course Alex.

As someone said, talking about alienating you core audience.......

[Biscuit]

Alex Jones clearly did not read the novel or pay much attention to the movie. Obviously he saw the film with the intention of turning it into a conspiracy theory. He missed the point, re-interprits the characters, and butchers a fine piece of work for his own needs. I knew as soon as I saw the comedian on the grassy knoll in the credits the CTers would be all over this.

I also have never understood his insistence that the NWO tells everyone what they are up to. He claims in part 1 or 2 that mass murderers do it by sending letters to newspapers and such, he then claims that because 'low level' crazies do it than clearly the high level NWO crazies would do it to. Then he states "as above, so below." Does anyone else see the fancy footwork he does with this reasoning?

He also makes the claim that most mass murderers are actually the work of cults and this has been proven.:jaw-dropp

He must use a colon cleansing product to get this much crap out in one sitting.

[twinstead]

That boy ain't right

[Steelmage]

I watch the Watchmen today, it is a good movie but they could have made some scenes longer for a better explaination. Still you would have to stretch things to get what Alex Jones thinks the film is about.

[negativ]

Alex Jones also said The Simpsons Movie had subliminal (it's never overt, it has to always be subliminal) images of the Illuminati. Also he spread the (false) rumor that Groening is a 33rd degree Mason.

Did you know that Frank Zappa (and virtually every LA-based musician from the 60s) was part of a huge undercover operation run by The Military-Industrial Complex™, the goal of which was to infiltrate, and subsequently neutralize the “hippie movement”?

Hold onto your hat. (http://www.davesweb.cnchost.com/nwsltr93.html)

And guess who Groening idolized in his youth, and befriended as an adult?

That's right, you heard right, that famous CIA agent Frank Zappa (http://wiki.killuglyradio.com/index.php/Matt_Groening).

CONNECT TEH DOTS, SHEEPLE!!!

[defaultdotxbe]

OMG! No way this guy read the book.

Ozy: Rorschach: Dr. Manhattan:Comedian: Silk SpecterII: Night Owl II:

One couldn't get most of this crap from the book if he/she smoked God's own stash.
Blue skin, blank screen eyes, Channel Dial on forehead.
channel dial? its a frakkin hydrogen atom! did anyone actually read the book? (im sure people here did, but what about the CTs?)

[fullflavormenthol]

Well Alex has a hard time with Comic books, and this isn't his first big misinterpretation in my recent memory. He completely misinterpreted Marvel's Civil War story arc by claiming it was encouraging a police state. He back this up by claiming that the assassination of Captain America was portrayed as positive, and further claimed that it was portrayed as if he deserved it.

Alex Jones isn't very good with his interpretations.

[The Charnel Expanse]

Look upon my works, Ye Stupid, and despair!

[NWO Sentryman]

Look upon my works, Ye Stupid, and despair!

why the Necromancy? :eek:

[The Charnel Expanse]

why the Necromancy? :eek:I finally saw the movie just the other day...

Plus, I was listening to a song that quotes the Shelley poem.