Fengshui masters..unite

[pervert]

http://fengshuiforward.com/235/united-we-stand-divided-we-fall/#more-235

otherwise Penn and Teller will destroy us!!!:eek:

[fishbait]

Quick! Unite and rearrange one anothers furniture!

[Chupacabras]

And whatever you do, DO NOT TAKE A DUMP ON A STOVE!

[paximperium]

To improve the positive chi in this thread, I think it could use a new positive post.



and a smiley here:)

and a small boxed smiley here :boxedin:

Isn't that better?

[Giggywig]

To improve the positive chi in this thread, I think it could use a new positive post.



and a smiley here:)

and a small boxed smiley here :boxedin:

Isn't that better?

The small boxed smiley is clearly negative. The box impedes the flow of energy, so the box fills with negative thoughts which attract negative energy.

[paximperium]

Hmmmm using my feng shui skills...

and a smiley here:)

How about this grinning smiley? :D

Isn't that better?

[pervert]

And whatever you do, DO NOT TAKE A DUMP ON A STOVE!

Toilet Sha is the worst. If it happens to be your health sector you gonna stink whatever scent you may use.
If it is your wealth sector, mind you, the money will go down to your neighbours flat below .

[Miss_Kitt]

[Eric Clapton mode]
guitar intro
When you want to get rich
Put bamboo in a niche
Feng Shui

When you're feeling sad,
It means your light is bad
Feng Shui

It's defined
In your mind
You can find: Feng Shui!

The magic compass shows
The way Chi energy flows
Feng Shui

Move your furniture 'round
You won't have sorrows to drown
Feng Shui

You will find
What's aligned
Given time: Feng Shui...

[/Eric Clapton mode]

[Rodibidably]

The only thing anybody needs to read from that link is:

It is very easy to discredit a practice like Feng Shui

The rest of the link is meaningless tripe and drivel.

[FSM]

*pours salt on Rod's post and claps five times*

Pshew. Now we're clean in here again.

[Rodibidably]

*pours salt on Rod's post and claps five times*

Pshew. Now we're clean in here again.
Damn it. How did you know my post was made out of slug juice? Now it's gone, never to return...

[tsig]

*pours salt on Rod's post and claps five times*

Pshew. Now we're clean in here again.

Did you know that the Feng Shui of the Mt. Rushmore Monument is all wrong and is debilitating America? We need to rotate them exactly 89.90 degrees clockwise.

[FSM]

I'm on it. Contacting Piscivore in other thread for special "monument readjustment" equipment.

[Horatius]

Wow.


Feng Shui is not superstitious. It merely looks superstitious because it is beyond science and hence science cannot explain it and neither can humans.


Sooo...if humans can't explain it, why exactly am I hiring a human Feng Shui expert??!

[Steelmage]

Wow.





Sooo...if humans can't explain it, why exactly am I hiring a human Feng Shui expert??!

Dart it, you bet me to it.

[Ikarus]

Sooo...if humans can't explain it, why exactly am I hiring a human Feng Shui expert??!
There are simply no chimpansee Feng Shui experts. (..for hire, that is.)

[Horatius]

There are simply no chimpansee Feng Shui experts. (..for hire, that is.)



Not unless you know the right people!



http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/03/23/feng-shui-master.png

[Rodibidably]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/03/23/feng-shui-master.png
A chimp is just as likely to create "positive energy" as any "expert", and as lnog as they don't throw **** aroudn the house, they are likely to be much more fun...

I am TOTALLY hiring that chimp to "feng shui" my house...

[Octavo]

After implementing your suggestions, I saw immediate improvement to my employment problem (a 360 degree difference) which was stalled for several months with no reconciliation in sight.


emphasis mine

The testimonials are a laugh riot all by themselves.

source: http://fengshuiforward.com/testimonial/

[TX50]

emphasis mine

The testimonials are a laugh riot all by themselves.

source: http://fengshuiforward.com/testimonial/

When I looked at it, the google ad' at the bottom was "Reclaim your brain". :)