Finally, Your Kinda Church

[SteveGrenard]

This is not, I repeat, a joke. They have 40,000 members and you can become an ordained minister:

http://www.beerchurch.com

[Yahweh]

Find everlasting love, peace, serenity, and prosperity at the Church of Beer, bring the kids!

[geni]

Its based in the US and therefor can know nothing of real beer. For those who truly love their beer there is only one true place to go here (http://www.camra.org.uk/SHWebClass.ASP?WCI=ShowCat&CatID=1)

Yahweh are you not rather young to have been introduce to the joys of beer?

[Yahweh]

Originally posted by geni
Yahweh are you not rather young to have been introduce to the joys of beer?

If it helps at all, I was going to add a MoeFaux quote (from PalTalk) to my signature which read:

Yahweh! You're too young to know what that is!

(You really had to be there...)

[geni]

To be fair under the US's drinking laws (I think the minimum age is 21) I should not know the joys of beer either (but I'm in the UK so thats all right).

[Foofer]

Aw, man. Where's the chocolate milk church?

[Corey]

Geni...Here in the US we may not know much of good beer (I don't care for American beer personally) but remember...we're all about quantity, not quality, heh. Our beer may suck, but drink plenty of it.

[Zep]

Really, this says just SO much about religion in America...

[neutrino_cannon]

So the joke goes, what's the same about making love in a canoe and American beer?

I'll forgo the punchline, since many of you already know, and many can figure it out yourselves.

Where's the Church of Really Big Guns?

I want to join that church.

[Scoobmaster]

Well, for starters I don't like beer - but beyond that I see problems.

It would be just my luck that I would start attending, become an active member, and just when I start enjoying the experience the downfall would start.

There would be minor disagreement followed by hurt feelings and major squabbling The next thing you know the church would split into different factions to worship different types of beer (each believing that their choosen variety is the TRUE righteous brew). The dark lager sect would have nothing to do with the light beer fundamentalists - it would just become one ugly mess!

:D

[Zep]

Not a chance, Scoobmaster. After the opening libation, no-one will feel it the slightest bit necessary to disagree with anyone.

My dad had to go work in another state of Australia for a month or so, and he told me, "The beer there was absolutely bloody awful! It took me all of twenty minutes to get used to it!"