The Jesus Incarnation Conspiracy?

[LightinDarkness]

I really don't have a reason for posting this except that its so hilarious that I just can't stop laughing and I am sure my fellow JREFers will also enjoy this one:
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread449973/pg1

Highlights:


Both Satan and Christ have incarnated on Earth a while ago. The rule
of Hell is left to Satan's son, Santanas. Who I have had the displeasure
of meeting personally in his lair, the 5th circle of Hell. He tortured my
soul.. for what seemed ages, before I was rescued. Luckily the memory
of the actual pain that was caused to me, was erased from my mind. I
was returned to my body after my rescuers broke the chains that held
me.
...
I suggest everyone chooses now, before it's too late to choose. I have
made my choice long ago, I will join the Armies of Light of the new Christ.
I'm told I am meant to become some sort of warrior/healer, but everyone
has a task that suits their abilities. I've even bought a battle ready katana
on advice of my spirit guides.. just in case someone susceptible has been
influenced to attack me in my home. These things happen all the time now.

I'd hate to be the mail guy for this woo's house - he might randomly attack me with his Katana!

I know we need no more proof that CTers believe in this because THEY SO DESPERATELY want to be special, but this is just screaming "LOOK AT ME, IM SPECIAL! I HAVE POWERS!"...

[Stacko]

Sweet merciful crap! He keeps going downhill. :eye-poppi

At least try and comprehend the fact that there is more out there than you
can see with your physical eyes, touch with your physical hands, hear with
your physical ears.

I'd love to know where my nonphysical eyes, hands or ears are. :confused:

[Elizabeth I]

I think I would disagree. I think this might be a case of severe mental illness.

[LightinDarkness]

I think I would disagree. I think this might be a case of severe mental illness.

The line between the worst of the woo and mental illness is hard to find sometimes. On the internet the difference between someone who is otherwise perfectly sane except that they desperately want to be special by having "powers" and someone who is mentally insane and thinks they have powers is hard to tell.

[TSR]

Satan's son, Santanas
/
Carlos Santana's Satan's son? But he counselled us to change our evil ways! Maybe he was corrupted by Jean and Jane and who knows who....
/

[Dog Town]

I think I would disagree. I think this might be a case of severe mental illness.

Ya' think?!