Just in time for the holidays - Ann Coulter talking action figure

[Ladewig]

Amuse your conservative friends and annoy your liberal neighbors with the brand new Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure. This incredibly lifelike action figure looks just like the beautiful Ann Coulter, and best of all . . . it sounds like Ann, too! Ann recorded these classic Coulter sayings especially for this action figure.

* "Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race."

* "Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."

Only $29.95 (http://www.thbookservice.com/BookPage.asp?prod_cd=c6230)


I'm saving my money for the Limbaugh action figure - I hear it is priced at $9900.

[Matabiri]

"Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster"

Gotta love that thinking.

Does anyone know who it was that said, "If you're not against the System at 18, you've got no heart, but if you're not working for it at 30, you've got no head" (actual words may differ)?

[Wolverine]

:D rofl...

This will so complement similar collections. (http://www.kbtoys.com/genProduct.html/PID/2431939/ctid/17/place/aguc?_ts=y&ls=collect&_e=3fbcf&_v=3FBCF5DDFHwZa26B6D9F0E71&_ts=y)

[Mr Manifesto]

Now if they just made a six foot anatomically correct version, we could all pitch in and buy one for Sinister W. We'd never see him on the forum again!

[Evolver]

I think there's some punctuation missing:

"By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative, or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster"
:wink8:

[Tony]

Originally posted by Matabiri

Does anyone know who it was that said, "If you're not against the System at 18, you've got no heart, but if you're not working for it at 30, you've got no head" (actual words may differ)?

Churchill said (and im paraphrasing)

"If you are young and conservative, you have no heart. If you are old and liberal, you have no brain."

[Jude]

I saw a commercial for this and several other conservative dolls. It ended by calling them "America's Real Heroes." I thought that was pretty insulting.

[Ladewig]

Well, at least the Republicans are doing their part to increase consumer spending by selling images of themselves. I don't see Daschle or Kennedy or Dodd doing that. [now where's that vomitting smiley?] :nope:


A hero is someone who risks his or her own life to save or protect others.

[BTox]

My wife is getting this for Christmas (she actually likes the guy)...

presidential action figure (http://www.talkingpresidents.com/products-af-clinton.shtml)

[Suddenly]

Too bad voodoo doesn't really work. Those dolls could be useful.

[peptoabysmal]

Originally posted by Ladewig
Well, at least the Republicans are doing their part to increase consumer spending by selling images of themselves. I don't see Daschle or Kennedy or Dodd doing that. [now where's that vomitting smiley?] :nope:


A hero is someone who risks his or her own life to save or protect others.

Or someone you greatly admire. But then, liberals don't admire anyone but their own narcissistic selves, do they? :p

*ducks*

[Ladewig]

Ladewig
A hero is someone who risks his or her own life to save or protect others.
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peptoabysmal
Or someone you greatly admire. But then, liberals don't admire anyone but their own narcissistic selves, do they?

*ducks*

I greatly admire Sagan, Clarke, Gardner, and a variety of authors, scientists, and educators, but I cannot call them heroes. A hero runs towards the danger to help or protect others (e.g. NYC police and firefighters on 9-11, a hero does not turn away from the scene of the danger (e.g. flying away from NYC on 9-11).

Lastly, why a *duck*?

[Judith]

Originally posted by Suddenly
Too bad voodoo doesn't really work. Those dolls could be useful.

If I had one of those dolls I would try as hard as I could to see if it worked as a voodoo doll. Then it would be my dog's chew toy.

[NightG1]

The company I work for makes, among other things, various polymer resins for use in the toy industry. I went on a tour of our Polypropylene plant in LaPorte, TX a few years ago and we stopped in front of a bin of pellets that had a eerie human-skin palor to them. Someone asked the engineer conducting the tour what was in the bin and he replied, "Barbie-doll skin". I haven't slept well since.

Not sure why I am telling this story.

Editing to correct spelling

[EdipisReks]

Originally posted by Tony


Churchill said (and im paraphrasing)

"If you are young and conservative, you have no heart. If you are old and liberal, you have no brain."


the quote is "If you're not a socialist at age 20, you have no heart. If you're still a socialist at age 40, you have no brain", and it was probably Bernard Shaw who said it (assuming it was ever actually spoken by a celebrity), not Churchill.

[NightG1]

Originally posted by EdipisReks
...and it was probably Bernard Shaw who said it (assuming it was ever actually spoken by a celebrity), not Churchill.
or someone else.... (www.onlineopinion.com.au/2003/Mar03/Stephens.htm)

[peptoabysmal]

Originally posted by Ladewig

I greatly admire Sagan, Clarke, Gardner, and a variety of authors, scientists, and educators, but I cannot call them heroes. A hero runs towards the danger to help or protect others (e.g. NYC police and firefighters on 9-11, a hero does not turn away from the scene of the danger (e.g. flying away from NYC on 9-11).


Use a dictionary once in a while.

Main Entry: he·ro
Pronunciation: 'hir-(")O, 'hE-(")rO
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural heroes
Etymology: Latin heros, from Greek hErOs
Date: 14th century
1 a : a mythological or legendary figure often of divine descent endowed with great strength or ability b : an illustrious warrior c : a man admired for his achievements and noble qualities d : one that shows great courage
2 a : the principal male character in a literary or dramatic work b : the central figure in an event, period, or movement
3 plural usually heros
4 : an object of extreme admiration and devotion : IDOL

Lastly, why a *duck*?

Because a goose is too big to post, it goes beyone the 7k limit.

[gnome]

Actually she's in trouble with this doll, add to the lexicon a bit and it could make appearances for her and nobody would know the difference!