April Stundie Nominations

[Travis]

No Fooling folks, April is here and so is Spring (unless you suffer from hemisphere inversion syndrome) so it's time for the Stundie nominations for this month.

1) Posts must be about Conspiracy Theories and not just nutty things in general.

2) Posts must exhibit ignorance, faulty logic or stupendous arrogance mixed with an ironic mistake.

3) No spelling errors, typos, grammar issues or math mix-ups unless they are deliciously ironic.

4) Posts must be humorous and not just something you disagree with.

5) All nominated posts must have some sort of link or screenshot to prove the reality of the post and it's source.

6) Keep the introductions short and sweet as Stundies should not need too much background.

7) Nominated posts should be cut down to the nominated part which should be concise and stand on its own.

8) This is not the place for ad hominems so a post should be funny independent of knowing who it is that said it.

9) Pictures are not allowed on their own but descriptions of pictures, provided they meet all other previously stated requirements, are allowed.

10) Videos are not allowed on their own but transcripts of videos, provided they meet all other previously stated requirements, are allowed even if you personally did the transcribing.


Have fun folks.

[Disbelief]

I guess I'll start with our old buddy Mirage Memories talking about NoC versus SoC over at LCF:

It all comes down to quality.

I suggest you start by reading ZEN AND THE ART OF MOTORCYCLE MAINTENANCE.

The quality of the NofCitgo testimony is exceptionally good.

The quality of the Pentagon aircraft impact testimony is marginal.

The quality of the visual evidence supporting a SofCitgo flightpath lacks proven
continuity to the Pentagon explosion and is therefore unsubstantiated.

So Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintenance will make the Pentagon arguments more clear.

http://s1.zetaboards.com/LooseChangeForums/topic/1212539/19/

[Travis]

I wonder if he has any cooking books that might be relevant too.:D

[tsig]

I guess I'll start with our old buddy Mirage Memories talking about NoC versus SoC over at LCF:



So Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintenance will make the Pentagon arguments more clear.

http://s1.zetaboards.com/LooseChangeForums/topic/1212539/19/

Well the narrator did go around the bend when contemplating "quality". CTers do it when looking at youtube.

[defaultdotxbe]

So Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintenance will make the Pentagon arguments more clear.
it'll NoC your SoCs off :duck:

[Stacko]

You do know that "Galileo" thinks he is the real Galileo, from the 17th century, right?
Yes but you think Bin Laden one of the main people responsible for 9/11, so when it comes to fantasy land you have him beat.

Steve Austin having a reality contest with Pardalis. Bolding mine.

[ihaunter]

Steve Austin having a reality contest with Pardalis. Bolding mine.

I was going to nominate that but got distracted by the stupid in that thread.

[Whiplash]

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=4580043#post4580043
Occam's razor only applies when there is a doubt. there IS no doubt that 9/11 was an inside job.


I think this speaks for itself!

[Reheat]

Many here who are not familiar with NORAD won't appreciate this, but it is an absolute jewel and the epitome of a Stundie for those who do know......

....
So ADIZ has nothing to do with NORAD area of responsibility nor does it mean that NORAD “had an outward looking posture”

[Mel Odious]

I doubt it will make the finals, but I thought this opening post (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=60083) was pretty stupid:

Did anyone notice obamas opening words to the press, saying that he had met gb`s children and they discussed dinosaurs then got around to Iran and Afghanistan.
I don’t know about anyone else but this got my spidy sense tingling.

DINOSAURS + IRAN + AFGHANISTAN = EXTINCTION

:eek:


To which mikethepunk replied:

good find monkeyboy!
There is definitely a code in there.


So in ConspiracyWorld tm, talking about dinosaurs with children is definitely a code for something. Okay ... :rolleyes:

[JoeyDonuts]

Many here who are not familiar with NORAD won't appreciate this, but it is an absolute jewel and the epitome of a Stundie for those who do know......

No outward looking posture? A-ha. So NORAD was set up to monitor any potential nuclear missile strikes launched from submerged AKULA III's in the Mississippi River.

[Alareth]

Galileo is a clone now? Last time I paid any attention to him he was claiming to be a gestalt reincarnation of every famous person in history.

[garethdjb]

Behind every great man. . . .

Originally posted by AllTiedTogether
reply to post by Dragonfriend (http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread451568/pg1#pid6086793)
[more]

I remember seeing quite abit about Einstein not actually being very smart when it came to science.... Apparently his wife wrote alot of his papers and he was the goof ball sort of scientist... She was in the same class as E and then married where she, as a woman scientist in a man's field, could not make claims that he could and therefore made these claims through Albert's voice. She actually did all the work...

Here (http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/esp_einstein.htm)'s a good one on E's copy skills...


Rgds


Thread at:
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread451568/pg1

[Rogue1stclass]

Behind every great man. . . .


Thread at:
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread451568/pg1

Would this be his first wife or his second wife?

[defaultdotxbe]

Behind every great man. . . .


Thread at:
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread451568/pg1
that seems to be a common theory for lost of famous men, i remember reading that shakespeare's mistress wrote all his plays

[Klimax]

Greetings once again.
Returnee dropped the load and left.No comment neccessary...

One would have to be incredibly drunk "and" under the influence of LSD, Heroin, cocaine, morphine, and a life threatening head injury to believe the Jesuits and their wealthy puppets are not calling the shots. Of course, the disinformation specialists in this forum do a wonderful job creating doubt, ridiculing the truth, etc. in order to make the ignorant and misinformed believe that everything that happens is just the result of random innocence.

[AJM8125]

Well bill would be right if it weren't for that damned 757. And the witnesses...

\From my point of view it is evident that no 757 crashed into the Pentagon. Given that so many witnesses report a large plane I have to assume one overflew the building. The hundred+ witnesses who witnessed he impact ? The jury is still out on that .

[Greg44]

Maybe the David Icke Forum nominations should be discounted by 50% especially when posters like astrochicken completely and unintentionally represent the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy enthusiast.

Apparently this individual can spot a "shill" by the telltale questions they ask:


Sure sign though is: "give me facts", "show me proof", "that is YOUR opinion",
"not refutable", " that's illogical"

You can differentiate between people who wish to remain locked in left brain mode.. "I NEED LOGIC & REASON" and those who are also in left-mode but are requiring more time & information to digest the *awakening* process.

But gawd.. the shills with their demands for proof, is it just me or does anyone feel like slapping them.


http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=60280

[Dave Rogers]

I like this interesting take on statistics from JSSTyger.

No offense..."friend"...but if 99% of Engineers believe the OCT, there wouldn't be any alternate theories.

So, uh, what are the other 1% supposed to believe?

Dave

[8den]

Mahatma Coat (http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=59685449&postcount=88)

From Boards.ie. Stundie is in bold.

Well, as I drive around Australia more it seems more likely to me that there was a Nuclear war here probably 100 - 150 thousand years ago.

are people so arrogant to think that we are the first humans ever to be clever?

Humans have existed as we are now, 'fully evolved' if you wish for over 250 thousand years.

we reach points of great zenith and then we slide back into the darkages, so yeah ancient nuclear weapons, or ships, quite possible.

if you open your mind to the possibility that your narrow little view of the world might not be quite as infallible as you believe then you might just start joining the dots and seeing the bigger pictureDoes anyone else imagine an Australian Charlton Heston standing over the remains of Sydney Opera House;

"Strewth, you flaming idiots, you only gone and done it, well thats just bloody marvellous, isn't it"

[Travis]

But gawd.. the shills with their demands for proof, is it just me or does anyone feel like slapping them.

Wow. One wonders if he even stopped to read what he wrote.:boggled:

[AStone]

From: http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?topic=96802.0


I'm glad McCarthy is speaking out about this. I have a cousin in my family that has autism, and we realized he got one too many vaccine shots.

Wow - it wasn't that I had no idea about the NWO, but the EXTENT of their AGENDAS have been MINDBLOWING as well. I mean I had NO IDEA that spreading homosexuality through whatever means was on their plate. I always thought that it was nothing more than a birth defect, and we have to show alot of compassion toward them.


I am going to go cry.

[IMST]

Spreading homosexuality through whatever means?
And here I've been doing it for toasters...

[CYiNCE]

I had to read this one a couple of times


he was always throwing around scientific evidense to try to dispruve simple questions like where is the reckage, and then get mad wehn i rely "but show me the pics".

people who use scientific evidens all the time are just showing of and hoping that you dont know what the words mean.


http://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/8acdj/herkimer56_aha_i_found_the_bastard_on_digg_at/c08ounu

[Disbelief]

I had to read this one a couple of times



http://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/8acdj/herkimer56_aha_i_found_the_bastard_on_digg_at/c08ounu

Good lord, I wonder if he gets upset at those who use proper English and know how to spell as well.

[cwalner]

Good lord, I wonder if he gets upset at those who use proper English and know how to spell as well.

In all fairness to the author of this nomination, CYiNCE did omit the last sentence of the post as not relevent to the Stundie but which may explain the improper English.

...los Mexicanos son Norteamericanos tambien.

[Klimax]

So I made a model and dropped upper part C (M = k m) on lower structure A:

Remember upper part C with mass M was previously resting on A.

http://heiwaco.tripod.com/Mac4.jpg

First drop was perfect - upper part C columns collapsed as expected. Lower structure A survived impact, as expected. A carries same mass M as before

Second drop was less perfect - upper part C columns just collapsed locally on one side and part C was tilting up top.

I wonder why A didn't collapse one-way? Maybe it was too strong? Stronger than C anyway.

Something for Hardfire to report?

Image is integral part of nomination...

[Alareth]

Good lord, I wonder if he gets upset at those who use proper English and know how to spell as well.


Linguistic shill.

[twinstead]

Image is integral part of nomination...

Does Heiwa think the WTCs acted like slinkys? :confused:

[cwalner]

Does Heiwa think the WTCs acted like slinkys? :confused:

Did it walk down stairs?

Alone? Or in Pairs?

[twinstead]

Did it walk down stairs?

Alone? Or in Pairs?

Perhaps not, but they're fun for a girl or a boy.

[Horatius]

Alone? Or in Pairs?



In pairs. Definitely in pairs.

[Dave Rogers]

Apparently, there's a legal limit on particle size distributions, according to bill smith.

Nothing 'nano' had any business being in the WTC dust in 2001.

Do you think he even knows what the prefix means?

Dave

[UNLoVedRebel]

This one speaks for itself. And I was first to nominate! hah! :rnlaugh:

It looks to me like Craig Ranke is just an honest researcher. It is not his fault the witness lied. What would you rather have Craig do, continue to use a witness that has been discredited?

[Mel Odious]

Was Hurricane Erin "faked"? Enquiring minds want to know!

Doesn't it make more sense that the "hurricane," if there was a hurricane or not, was documented specifically to keep flights cordoned away from New York?

Perhaps there were reports about Erin faked well in advance in order to create an 'atmosphere,' if you will, for a more controlled airspace.


9/11 Truth Movement Forums. (http://forum.911movement.org/index.php?showtopic=6334&view=findpost&p=15388521)


QUOTE

The reason I think it would be hard to hide
a hurricane is because there are many atmospheric
gauges, etc., that are independently controlled.



Using the ISO management systems, as documented and advertised (and proudly employed) at www.iso.org, it becomes increasingly clear just how much the 'independence' of 'various' sources is indeed the illusion of the banker puppetmasters.

Take, for instance, NIST and Reuters. Two very simple organizations, both with fewer employees than Siemens or 3M or even contributors to the World Wildlife Fund. Yet, both are seen as the ultimate authority on their respective specialties: science reports and reported science.

Put them together and you have an infinite paradox, controlled by a close network of people, distributing information to the various underling organizations who think they are dependent on them.

Where do you get your information? Der Speigel. Oh, well my New York Times said the same thing. Really? Wow, so did my Washington Post. d'uuhhh....

I trust this opinion piece, based on an article by Associated Press, based on an article from Reuters, based on a report from NIST, based on an order from the Pentagon.

It's not that difficult to imagine this.

I ask again: was the hurricane faked?


Further along, same thread. (http://forum.911movement.org/index.php?showtopic=6334&view=findpost&p=15390898)

[Travis]

Wow.

It seems "teh stupid" reproduces in spring too.

[Klimax]

Wow.

It seems "teh stupid" reproduces in spring too.

It would be suprising if it didn't.

[Dave Rogers]

It's sometimes a bit difficult to know which Heiwa post to nominate, but he seems to be suggesting at the moment that the tops of the twin towers are still up there.

OK, we haven't seen any buckled columns on any photos, and have we seen any downward movement of the building mass above? On all videos I see the mass above being blown apart above the buckled columns, so that the roof drops making the impression that the building mass moves down.

If the building mass didn't move down, then, uh... what???

Dave

[Hokulele]

It's sometimes a bit difficult to know which Heiwa post to nominate, but he seems to be suggesting at the moment that the tops of the twin towers are still up there.

If the building mass didn't move down, then, uh... what???

Dave


And apparently the roof isn't part of the building mass. Where exactly does the roof stop and the building begin?

[TK0001]

http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/index.php?s=&showtopic=151122&view=findpost&p=2829495

I believe that God is alien. That It made the Earth and then left. That It knew already what would become of it and what would happen more or less from start to finish, just as a needle is put upon a record playing on a record player. The needle will go through all the songs until the finish. There is no need for it to remain and watch over. What we dont know is the afterlife and that's were it gets interesting for people. As for the living however, they are all alone in the vast universe.

Wow. I was really hoping he had full knowledge of the alien afterlife, too. Dadblastit.

Welp, I guess we can call up the people at SETI and tell them to go get real jobs.

[TK0001]

Maybe the David Icke Forum nominations should be discounted by 50% especially when posters like astrochicken completely and unintentionally represent the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy enthusiast.

Apparently this individual can spot a "shill" by the telltale questions they ask:

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=60280

I just made the mistake of visiting this forum. The fabricated world those people live in is almost scary.

[dudalb]

Mahatma Coat (http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=59685449&postcount=88)

From Boards.ie. Stundie is in bold.

Does anyone else imagine an Australian Charlton Heston standing over the remains of Sydney Opera House;

"Strewth, you flaming idiots, you only gone and done it, well thats just bloody marvellous, isn't it"

That is Stundie worthy from the stupidity and batcrap crazy angle, but I don't know if it fits the "conspiracy specific" requirement.
Maybe we need an New Award for just plain batcrap crazy.

[garethdjb]

I just made the mistake of visiting this forum. The fabricated world those people live in is almost scary.

Quote:
Originally Posted by branjo
meaning, exactly?

i'm suggesting that you're suggesting that whoever suggests someone else is a shill, is a shill.

Yes, i think I follow that. . . .

[IMST]

*Sniff* *Sniff* I smell a big, fascist rat. So, let's genetically test our babies and if they are going to be conservative, we can abort them willy-nilly, and then if you happen to survive that, if you get too sick, we can kill you willy-nilly.

And I wonder who will make those choices? Probably the government, if they have their way.

It reads like a bad Star Trek episode. Where is Captain Kirk to launch the proton torpedos at Demo-fasci-nazi HQ?

Link (http://spectator.org/archives/2009/04/01/the-doctor-will-kill-you-now)
quote is in the comments posted 4/1.

[cwalner]

http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/index.php?s=&showtopic=151122&view=findpost&p=2829495
Wow. I was really hoping he had full knowledge of the alien afterlife, too. Dadblastit.


Oh, that's easy, we will all be ressurected along a giant river bank and the alien gods will provide all that is neccesary for us.

I read it in a book, so it must be true!! (To You Scattered Bodies Go by Phillip Jose Farmer)

[defaultdotxbe]

Link (http://spectator.org/archives/2009/04/01/the-doctor-will-kill-you-now)
quote is in the comments posted 4/1.
i hope this makes the finals, id vote for it just because of the mixing up of star trek and star wars

[AJM8125]

Wow. Just wow.

this is the mainstream scientific community, now jref is considered psuedoscientists lead by a magician
and thats why our 3 other peer reviewed papers havent been replied to by any peer reviews either.

[Dr Adequate]

http://thecurseofplatoscave.blogspot.com/2008/04/whats-inside-trapazoid-coffin.html

Why was Pope John Paul II buried in a Trapezoid coffin? The Order of the Trapezoid is a satanic society connected to the Temple of Set. The Trapezoid is known in the Occult as a powerful symbol used in the black art of Necromancy dating back to the Babylonian times and Chaldean Magic. The Roman Catholic Church being pagans are the decendents of the old Babylonian priesthood and so would be familiar with the use of a Trapezoid in Necromancy, is it their hope to raise the dead John Paul II? The Trapezoid is also used for shapeshifting would it not be possible to assume that the Roman Catholics are attempting to raise John Paul II as a shapeshifting demon?

I win.

[defaultdotxbe]

http://thecurseofplatoscave.blogspot.com/2008/04/whats-inside-trapazoid-coffin.htmlWhy was Pope John Paul II buried in a Trapezoid coffin? The Order of the Trapezoid is a satanic society connected to the Temple of Set. The Trapezoid is known in the Occult as a powerful symbol used in the black art of Necromancy dating back to the Babylonian times and Chaldean Magic. The Roman Catholic Church being pagans are the decendents of the old Babylonian priesthood and so would be familiar with the use of a Trapezoid in Necromancy, is it their hope to raise the dead John Paul II? The Trapezoid is also used for shapeshifting would it not be possible to assume that the Roman Catholics are attempting to raise John Paul II as a shapeshifting demon?I win.
trapezoids eh? so my high school geometry teacher was a satanist?


actually, that makes a lot of sense

[Dr Adequate]

trapezoids eh? so my high school geometry teacher was a satanist?


actually, that makes a lot of sense I've been researching this. Shapes with occult significance include circles, squares, triangles, rectangles, and rhomboids, but it's generally agreed that the trapezoid is the evilest of them all.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b7/Isosceles_trapezoid.jpg

If you look at it long enough, you will feel your soul being sucked from your body by occult forces.

[Tandem Thinking]

afadsf Reply:
April 8th, 2009 at 1:03 pm

It probably DID crash on its own—well, not on its own but with help from the passengers and the pilots nosediving. Just because a shootdown order was given doesn’t mean the order was executed.
qwerty Reply:
April 8th, 2009 at 2:40 pm

afadsf… you are a moron! Have you not seen what a real plane looks like when it crashes? It looks like a plane with little broken areas with some black smoke and fire marks.

Bolded is the stundie.

http://www.prisonplanet.com/military-whistleblower-claims-she-witnessed-flight-93-shootdown-order.html

[grmcdorman]

Here, Mr. Smith defines opaque opaquely:Opaque doesn't mean see-through. It means light can pass through it. That mght not be visible to the naked eye but could be picked up by instruments

Opaque \O*paque"\, a. [F., fr. L. opacus. Cf. Opacous.]

[1913 Webster]
1. Impervious to the rays of light; not transparent; as, an
opaque substance.
[1913 Webster]

2. Obscure; not clear; unintelligible. [Colloq.]
[1913 Webster]


ETA: He does retract this later, as apparently he had thought it meant translucent.

[tsig]

I've been researching this. Shapes with occult significance include circles, squares, triangles, rectangles, and rhomboids, but it's generally agreed that the trapezoid is the evilest of them all.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b7/Isosceles_trapezoid.jpg

If you look at it long enough, you will feel your soul being sucked from your body by occult forces.

You say that like it was a bad thing.

[Greg44]

I just made the mistake of visiting this forum. The fabricated world those people live in is almost scary.

Well of course it's a fabricated world, at least according to a documentary they're always prattling about called "The Matrix".

[Mel Odious]

From a thread titled Global Mass Awakening - is it the Sun?

For whatever reason, the elite seem to have some issue with the sun and want to generate a fear of if. I am starting to wonder if the chemtrails are for blocking it out because it might be changing us? The lastest bit of hysteria is Obama's kooks wanting to block it out. Why are they so terrified of the sun and seem to be looking at every means to block it out?

Is the sun doing something to us which compromises the power of the elite? Is it the sun which is making so many people suddenly question everything they thought was real?


This is an OP from the David Icke Forums (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=60985), so I guess I get the 50% discount. Sigh.

[Cl1mh4224rd]

From a thread titled Global Mass Awakening - is it the Sun?


The Obama Administration is just trying to stop the advance of the machine army (http://matrix.wikia.com/wiki/Operation_Dark_Storm)...

[garethdjb]

From a thread titled Global Mass Awakening - is it the Sun?


Does this make them solartics?

[TriskettheKid]

I found this comment to be particularly amusing.

I think it highlights the massive superiority complex that is prevalent amongst the wearers of the tin-foil hat. The commenter is called "ketere":

I am disappointed to see that in yours and in other major press fonts, no coverage has been given to other prominent nominees, notably, to Professor David Ray Griffin, theologian and author of numerous books and articles on alternative theories as to the causes and perpetration of the events of September 11th, 2001. Why is this?

From:

http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=6971130

[TK0001]

From a thread titled Global Mass Awakening - is it the Sun?




This is an OP from the David Icke Forums (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=60985), so I guess I get the 50% discount. Sigh.

I especially enjoyed the reference to Obama's 'kooks'.

[jhunter1163]

Roundhead demonstrates his grasp of the facts in the JFK case:

As soon as you link to the Warren Commision, you lose ALL credibility

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=4606037#post4606037

[Cl1mh4224rd]

I'm not sure if this is good enough, but...

What amazing luck that the same evildoers with unlimited funds and resources who executed the 9/11 attacks didn't get to people like Alex Jones or Dylan Avery before they exposed the entire operation via youtube.
why spank your own kids


Apparently roundhead feels that both Alex Jones and Dylan Avery are government shills.

[Klimax]

Another fine shipment of stundie...

military grade nano-thermite is explosive. You can see it blowing the WTC to kingdom come.
They even made a classic song to it:

Blown to Kingdom Come
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=Blown+to+Kingdom+Come&hl=en&sitesearch=

I heard explosions and other loud noises in all three videos. Super nano-thermate explosions are not as loud as TNT you know.

Super thermite is back.

[Klimax]

I keep getting refewrred to a YouTube video in which some idiot claims you can hear the demolition charges in the south tower, but at the end, you also hear Michael Hezarkhani's voice and a bunch of screaming women, but in the video there are only male fire fighters withion sight of the camera.

Do you believe that that was obviously manipulated?

No?

Oh, well. Let's be friends anyway. Did i tell you I am looking for a partner in a toll bridge oepration in NYC?

If there was a conspiracy to doctor the tape, someone would have talked by now.

Irony meters had to be replaced for all involved...

[Sparky]

This is going to be a good month for Stundies. I feel it already.

[UNLoVedRebel]

This was just to demonstrate just how dumbed-down America has become. Accept that or explain how come those people know so liittle about perhaps the most imortant event of the 20th century (9/11)that hapened right in their own back yard only a few years go. I think the only way for the Truth Movement to reach those peope is through TV.
By itself, this may just be a gaffe. But what makes it so funny is that he was explaining how dumb Americans are. It's very reminiscent of TLB's "Are JREFer's math retarded" masterpiece.

[Dog Town]

Irony meters had to be replaced for all involved...

Those were mine. Damn you, I should have stundied that myself. You can count on my vote, though!

[Dr Adequate]

A numerologist analyzes 9/11 ... and anything else that takes his fancy ...

http://www.stargods.org/SpecialReport/INDEX.HTM

Now tell me again how this is all just coincidence. The movie Ocean's 11 is due out 12/07/01 by Warner Brothers. 1+2+07+01=11. Talk about rubbing our faces in it.

And of course its rated pg-07

How much more proof do you skeptics need?

Well, I'm convinced.

[Aitch]

How much more proof do you skeptics need?
Of what, exactly? That the marketing people at WB know enough about the assorted loons on the loose to release the film on a date that would get it loads of free publicity on the internet from said loons? Good for them! :cool:

[Dr Adequate]

NB: that should read "pg-13". Oopsie.

[Ohnoes]

Nomination...This explains everything by explaining nothing!

We of course must focus on the fight. But what is the fight? The fight is the fight for truth. But what is the truth? The truth is what we can experience and see with our eyes, right in front of our face. And what we see is the destruction of the Constitution and of the nation we live in.

http://www.infowars.com/the-new-world-order-is-taking-over-the-patriot-and-truth-movements/

[TK0001]

Nomination...This explains everything by explaining nothing!



http://www.infowars.com/the-new-world-order-is-taking-over-the-patriot-and-truth-movements/

Man, I so want to run out and fight the destruction of the constitution right now. You guys don't even know.

[Klimax]

Man, I so want to run out and fight the destruction of the constitution right now. You guys don't even know.

Now we do.

[Klimax]

I believe that Mackey himself knows the WTC towers were exploded. Why he keeps up his cheap charade is beyond me. Perhaps to impress you guvtardz.

A top down progressive global collapse in a closed model is impossible on planet Earth. Always has been, always will be. The NIST scientists KNOW this, Mackey KNOWS this, Haewa KNOWS this, and I KNOW this. Giving 15% of ANYTHING a walking headstart it CANNOT EVER obliterate the bottom 85% of its structural self. Haewa asked for a model and NIST, or anyone else, cannot produce it. Why? Because it's impossible.

Heiwa has strong competition...(bolding mine)

[Dave Rogers]

I know this is too long for a Stundie, but I couldn't bring myself to edit it. It's a thing of beauty in its unadulterated form, a classic truther incoherent fact-free, analysis-free, understanding-free rant that gives the perfect portrayal of the madman who always chooses the seat next to you on the bus.



Would that be "experts" in magic tricks, or military deception operations, or experts in rubbish, or experts in propaganda? Yes I am being sarcastic, because I do not believe in magic, or nationalism, or patriotism, or party politics, or religion, or experts, or TV propaganda, or elites, or oligarchies, or any faith based appeals to "authority". This, hypothetically speaking, virtually irresistible force of gravity being the only energy source of the hypothetical kinetic energy explosiveness, is asking rather too much of gravity, in my opinion. Energy has to come from somewhere and when you use gravity as the only energy input to convert potential energy into kinetic energy explosiveness, on such a dramatic scale, you necessarily create deceleration, through resistance. You cannot "have your cake and eat it at the same time" or turn "gravity" into an essentially irresistible force that can, apparently, simultaneously create additional energy out of nowhere to create this absurd idea of low resistance kinetic energy explosiveness. That idea is as stupid as so many imbecilic Americans believing in the Rapture, Obama, party politics, nationalism, patriotism, and these brain-dead-worms intoning loathsome meaningless drivel like saying "God Bless America" or that disgusting brainwashing "US pledge of allegiance" mantra, or imbecilic slaves "serving" in the evil US military! You can find "experts" in religion and all kinds of meaningless rubbish, including expert "scientist experts" who are apologists for evil war criminal neo-nazi imperialist regimes like in the USA that used 9/11 terrorism as a political pretext to mass murder innocent peasants in Afghanistan and Iraq. Innocent peasants who were certainly nothing to do with any 9/11 attack by (theoretically) 19 grumpy suicidal people who might justifiably "hate American freedoms" to murder Third World peasants in an orgy of "revenge collective punishment" through illegal wars of aggression. I have no idea what caused WTC1, 2 and 7 to blow up and fall out of the sky, in a virtually resistance free manner, but if it was "gravity" it was evidently not even being a consistent force for kinetic energy explosiveness on 9/11. Because WTC1 and 2 Exploded (kinetically or otherwise) in a virtually resistance free manner, whereas WTC7 Imploded.

Read, enjoy, and marvel.

Dave

[Ohnoes]

I know this is too long for a Stundie, but I couldn't bring myself to edit it. It's a thing of beauty in its unadulterated form, a classic truther incoherent fact-free, analysis-free, understanding-free rant that gives the perfect portrayal of the madman who always chooses the seat next to you on the bus.



Read, enjoy, and marvel.

Dave

He may not believe in magic, but after reading that....I do. Silly grumpy terrorists..:eek:

[Dave Rogers]

Nice to see Tony Szamboti using his real name at last, he's such a shrinking violet.

Imagine you have a 100 lb. metal weight being supported with 30 legs which together can support 300 lbs. This means 10 legs can just support the 100 lb. weight.

Now remove 27 of the legs and what happens? The 100 lb. weight falls at 0.7g.

Presumably because the remaining three legs don't break, so they're still exerting the same force upwards as they were before they... err... didn't break?

This is in Heiwa's league.

Dave

[DavidJames]

I haven't nominated for a while so here goes....

A structure is always a structure. That's what structural analysis is all about. Structual damage analysis is about damaged structures.

If you believe that WTC 1 differs from any other structures in universe, you have not understood much!

WTC 1 is not a unique structure in the universe! It is just like pizza boxes, ...

I'm afraid anything I try to say would ruin the effect, but I did put my favorite part in bold.

From here (http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=4624038&postcount=421)

[dtugg]

I swear the Stundie Awards should be renamed the Heiwa Awards. If he is a troll, he is the most effective one in the history of the Internet, but I am pretty sure that he is serious. I can't even imagine what goes through his head.

[theprestige]

I can't even imagine what goes through his head.
According to his theory, nothing goes through Heiwa's head. A brick, dropped from a hundred feet above, would not go through his head.

[Klimax]

I swear the Stundie Awards should be renamed the Heiwa Awards. If he is a troll, he is the most effective one in the history of the Internet, but I am pretty sure that he is serious. I can't even imagine what goes through his head.

No.He is not alone,he has several "helpers"...

[roundhead]

Roundhead demonstrates his grasp of the facts in the JFK case:



http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=4606037#post4606037


Thanks, unlike you, i figured out the Warren Commision was trash decades ago.

[jhunter1163]

Thanks, unlike you, i figured out the Warren Commision was trash decades ago.

Someone else can have this one. I think the one I nominated is better.

[240-185]

I swear the Stundie Awards should be renamed the Heiwa Awards. If he is a troll, he is the most effective one in the history of the Internet, but I am pretty sure that he is serious. I can't even imagine what goes through his head.

Already suggested that :p



...before he annoyed the subforum with his crap.

[dudalb]

I swear the Stundie Awards should be renamed the Heiwa Awards. If he is a troll, he is the most effective one in the history of the Internet, but I am pretty sure that he is serious. I can't even imagine what goes through his head.

Substitute "Determined" for "effective" and I agree.

[dudalb]

I swear the Stundie Awards should be renamed the Heiwa Awards. If he is a troll, he is the most effective one in the history of the Internet, but I am pretty sure that he is serious. I can't even imagine what goes through his head.

Substitute "Determined" for "effective" and I agree. If he was effective, he would win people over to his cause. As it is, he is a laughing stock.
But his sheer determination in endlessly posting his crap is impressive, I admit.

[dtugg]

Substitute "Determined" for "effective" and I agree. If he was effective, he would win people over to his cause. As it is, he is a laughing stock.
But his sheer determination in endlessly posting his crap is impressive, I admit.

By troll, I meant that he knows what he is saying is complete BS but is doing it to get attention. In that sense, he is very effective.

[Horatius]

Already suggested that :p



...before he annoyed the subforum with his crap.



That's the thing. As crazy/stupid/full of himself as Stundie was, we almost sorta kinda liked him, in a stupid pet kind of way.

But Heiwa? He falls into the "Really should know better" category, which isn't nearly as endearing.

[Horatius]

Not really funny, but perhaps should be noted for viciousness.

just cause you are FDNY...doesn't mean you can't be a conspiracy theorist. These guys have the highest rates of suicide and divorce of any job in the USA. its a very tough life..and seeing friends injured and die all the time can really get to you.

i wish 9-11 truthers would stay away from our brave firefighters. they deserve better then their lies and bs.

Good points.
What kind of crazy would believe half of these drunken, cheating, ready to commit suicide people. Same for the police. Can you say drones? I really dont think any of you really know the mental state of these "heroes", but you`ll believe them anyways.

[16.5]

"The truth likely is that 90% of those engineers arent aware of 9/11 in much of any way, since probably a week after it was over."

Roundhead defines the "truth" movement beautifully.

[16.5]

Not really funny, but perhaps should be noted for viciousness.

I'm guessing that Tweeter is being run by a rogue group of the NWO. That kind of offensive, baseless garbage is kind of over the top even for our most aggressive disinfo agents.

Great job Tweeter! You have managed to show that the Twoof is made up of angry little basement dwellers in one post!

[UNLoVedRebel]

I didn't provide the link for this nomination. So I'll reiterate. How dumb are Americans? I guess so dumb, they just can't grasp the fact that 9/11/01 happened in the 20th century.
This was just to demonstrate just how dumbed-down America has become. Accept that or explain how come those people know so liittle about perhaps the most imortant event of the 20th century (9/11) that hapened right in their own back yard only a few years go. I think the only way for the Truth Movement to reach those peope is through TV.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27f0IimLQpU

[Minadin]

The North Tower measurements show the upper block fell at approximately 0.7g and it never decelerated. How can you claim it did?

It's 2009 and some truthers still can't figure out the difference between acceleration and velocity.

[Arus808]

I didn't provide the link for this nomination. So I'll reiterate. How dumb are Americans? I guess so dumb, they just can't grasp the fact that 9/11/01 happened in the 20th century.

psst.. 21st century...2001 marked the beginning of the 21st century (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21st_century) ^_^...

[defaultdotxbe]

psst.. 21st century...2001 marked the beginning of the 21st century (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21st_century) ^_^...
UNLoVedRebel knows that....thats why he nominated bill smith for calling it "most imortant [sic] event of the 20th century"

i mean, nothing important happened during that whole world war 2 thing

[cwalner]

UNLoVedRebel knows that....thats why he nominated bill smith for calling it "most imortant [sic] event of the 20th century"

i mean, nothing important happened during that whole world war 2 thing

That's what I love about this nomination. Whether the century reference was a typo or not its still Bat**** Crazy.

1) Typo, he meant 21st century. We are only 9 years into the new century. Claiming that something is the most important event of the century when the century is not even 10% complete is just inane.

2) Not typo, he meant 20th century. I will grant him this as I took a history class where WWI was treated as the socio-political turn of the century despite not actually being the century demarcation. 9/11 still has to compete with WWI, WWII, Space Exploration, Nuclear energy, etc, etc, etc.

[MarkCorrigan]

In a thread about Dolphins stopping Somali pirates over at Rapture Ready, HisAlways tells it like it is:


I'm not saying this wasn't God's doings....but humans have worked with dolphins very aggressively to teach them many things.

Just sayin.....I know the Chinese fool with the weather. Just wondering if they have been talking to dolphins lately too.

However, God has given the dolphin the intelligence to help out man.

Bolding mine.

Linky. (http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=88997&page=2)

[Klimax]

Breathing in explosive nano-thermite is not good for your health either.

Hmm.Breathing non-existant thing can be very dangerous.Got it.At the same category as Cartoon laws of physic and Anime laws of physic.

My another nomination...

[Sword_Of_Truth]

Steven Ciapanna over at the facebook 9/11 debunking group (http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?topic=9312&post=41020&uid=2211830485#post41020) apparently doesn't know what a fire looks like:

http://thewebfairy.com/killtown/images/wtc7/wtc7_ss2001.jpg

Both photos coming from NIST and no signs of out of control fires.

[Mel Odious]

The nwo needs people to wake up. They need people to rebel .They cant just round up peaceful people who are not informed.
We dont need to spread the truth now ,the nwo will do it for us.


From a DI Forums thread titled Galloway admits 9/11 possible inside job. (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=62205) Stundie nomination is post #5. (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=939377&postcount=5)

We NWO members have new marching orders, do we? Funny, I never got the memo ...

[Aitch]

A picture (http://cedarlounge.files.wordpress.com/2006/06/georgepeteWENN.jpg) of Gorgeous George* (with Pete Burns, IIRC). ;)

* Galloway, that is.

[JoeyDonuts]

Just sayin.....I know the Chinese fool with the weather. Just wondering if they have been talking to dolphins lately too.

"Plepare the Leather Contlol Lelay Appalattus!"

[fullflavormenthol]

From the Vince Foster thread from Galileo who doesn't understand that just because the gun is from 1913 doesn't mean you have to use ammo from 1913.

not evidence. There were no prints on the gun.

Also, you have to prove that the gun powder residue was from the 1913 gun found. Gun powder from 1913 is different than gunpowder from 1993.

link (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=140659&page=2)

[Arus808]

From the Vince Foster thread from Galileo who doesn't understand that just because the gun is from 1913 doesn't mean you have to use ammo from 1913.



link (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=140659&page=2)


OMG, that is Gallieo's stundie nomination thread alone:

most murdered people don't leave suicide notes either. Close to 0% of them.




Yes, murdered victims would leave SUICIDE notes.....

[Mr.D]

OMG, that is Gallieo's stundie nomination thread alone:

You're not kidding:

wrong, people can be impartial without having sinister motives.


As opposed to all those impartial people WITH sinister motives?

[AJM8125]

"Plepare the Leather Contlol Lelay Appalattus!"

:dl:

[JoeyDonuts]

Yes, murdered victims would leave SUICIDE notes.....

Wouldn't you know it, when a plane crashes, they don't bury the survivors either.


Just sayin'.

[Rogue1stclass]

And yet when the hijackers on 9/11 left suicide notes, it was a clue to the conspiracy.

*throws up hands*

I give up.

[Minadin]

You guys know that Galileo has been doing a parody of a truther all along, right? He doesn't actually believe any of what he types.

[Galileo]

I want to warn everyone, Galileo has been posing as an inept 9/11 disinfo agent, to discredit the real disinfo agents.

[JohnG]

I want to warn everyone, Galileo has been posing as an inept 9/11 disinfo agent, to discredit the real disinfo agents.


The key word there is "posing". It would be nice to hear something from the real you once in a while.

[Elizabeth I]

I want to warn everyone, Galileo has been posing as an inept 9/11 disinfo agent, to discredit the real disinfo agents.

The key word there is "posing". It would be nice to hear something from the real you once in a while.

I'm pretty sure you're wrong about that.

[JohnG]

I'm pretty sure you're wrong about that.


Well, you know what they say, "live in hope, die in despair".

[Hokulele]

This person's first post, and already they are off to a great start.

Now we know why the oddest spelling and grammar shows up in these types of posts.

The planes brought the towers down into their own footprints and the jews could not tell the difference between Nazis and Zionists because they are the same and always will be. There was paint in the offices of building #7 so it was the paint that brought it down. The Pied Piper loves debunkers of the truth that 9-11 was a PNAC, Skull and Bones Job. A trillion dollars spent on IRAQ and Afghanistan war almost 5000 US soldiers dead every body but the Bushwhackers say over a million Iraqis have been killed. Bow to the Bush Billionaire war Profiteers bow yee debunker bow...Left is Right and Right is fascist and Galelio is left go figure. debunkers, the human subspecies, are not worth spell checking for. Wallow in your war until it comes to the truth debunkers door...

[Travis]

Damn. 138 words and he still managed to not say anything.

[Klimax]

This person's first post, and already they are off to a great start.

Now we know why the oddest spelling and grammar shows up in these types of posts.

This is not joke??

[Hokulele]

This is not joke??


Click the link (the little arrow next to his/her name) and be amazed.

[Klimax]

Click the link (the little arrow next to his/her name) and be amazed.

Only one post here. I call for now Powe's law.(I forgot to nest-quote one reply ago)

[Dave Rogers]

Only one post here. I call for now Powe's law.(I forgot to nest-quote one reply ago)

I've posted the standard multiple-choice form in response. We'll see.

Dave

[Klimax]

I've posted the standard multiple-choice form in response. We'll see.

Dave

Unfortunately we won't know answer.There was split and his and yours post with others ended up in AAH.

[Disbelief]

Probably not a winner, but I can't resist.

I don't know if this possibility has ever been suggested, but it occurred to me that maybe the aircraft debris
wasn't planted, or at least not planted by obvious human means.

Is it not possible, even likely, that the external debris was originally part of an aircraft parts collection stored inside
the Pentagon ruins?

That when the explosion(s) occurred, some of these strategically stored parts were intended to be blown outside
as a means of adding substantiation to the story of an AA Boeing 757 crash?

Well, I guess you would call it thinking outside the box. How many more people does this involve?

Found here:

http://s1.zetaboards.com/LooseChangeForums/topic/1288804/8/

[IMST]

I may vote for that one for the phrase "even likely," alone.

[Drudgewire]

Probably not a winner, but I can't resist.



Well, I guess you would call it thinking outside the box. How many more people does this involve?

Found here:

http://s1.zetaboards.com/LooseChangeForums/topic/1288804/8/


They should take it to the next level and claim the airplane parts were built into the Pentagon walls like the explosives were in the Towers as part of a very long-term plan. :tinfoil

[Travis]

Probably not a winner, but I can't resist.



Well, I guess you would call it thinking outside the box. How many more people does this involve?

Found here:

http://s1.zetaboards.com/LooseChangeForums/topic/1288804/8/

Someone needs to photoshop some Pentagon blueprints to show a "airplane evidence" room.

[UNLoVedRebel]

The planes brought the towers down into their own footprints and the jews could not tell the difference between Nazis and Zionists because they are the same and always will be. There was paint in the offices of building #7 so it was the paint that brought it down. The Pied Piper loves debunkers of the truth that 9-11 was a PNAC, Skull and Bones Job. A trillion dollars spent on IRAQ and Afghanistan war almost 5000 US soldiers dead every body but the Bushwhackers say over a million Iraqis have been killed. Bow to the Bush Billionaire war Profiteers bow yee debunker bow...Left is Right and Right is fascist and Galelio is left go figure. debunkers, the human subspecies, are not worth spell checking for. Wallow in your war until it comes to the truth debunkers door...

You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew.

[AJM8125]

I'm not sure. Has anyone ever nominated ULTIMA1 for a stundie? I think now's a good time.

but if you have already seen and read the classified version of the document, then why bother? You think they are suddenly going to declassify such damning evidence just for you?

TAM:)

Yes they have to by law. You do not know much about the FOIA sytem do you?

[JoeyDonuts]

They should take it to the next level and claim the airplane parts were built into the Pentagon walls like the explosives were in the Towers as part of a very long-term plan. :tinfoil

Due to military budget cutbacks, the spare parts storage at Andrews AFB was moved to the Pentagon.

"Sergeant! We need some hydraulic fluid, torque bolts, and a box of rivets. Take the Jeep to the Pentagon and load up."

[16.5]

You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew.

Hmm, I had it last night. The lads baseball coaches pass it out like it was bubble gum... oh wait...

[Uncle Vanya]

Due to military budget cutbacks, the spare parts storage at Andrews AFB was moved to the Pentagon.

"Sergeant! We need some hydraulic fluid, torque bolts, and a box of rivets. Take the Jeep to the Pentagon and load up."

Make sure the sgt. gets used hydraulic fluid and mangled torque bolts and rivets, we don't want any of this brand new shiny non-sense, we're in a recession!

[defaultdotxbe]

Make sure the sgt. gets used hydraulic fluid and mangled torque bolts and rivets, we don't want any of this brand new shiny non-sense, we're in a recession!
and a box of grid squares and some blinker fluid :)

[WildCat]

I recommend re-naming it the "Galileos". :D

[CptColumbo]

I want to warn everyone, Galileo has been posing as an inept 9/11 disinfo agent, to discredit the real disinfo agents.
Each of your posts is better than the next.

[Dave Rogers]

Boy, Galileo's on a roll this month. Here's a beautifully placed own goal from the Thermitic Pyrotechnics thread.

No, that is impossible. You can only ignite a thermite reaction with thermite.

So how do you ignite the thermite that ignites the thermite reaction?

Dave

[Caustic Logic]

Boy, Galileo's on a roll this month. Here's a beautifully placed own goal from the Thermitic Pyrotechnics thread.



So how do you ignite the thermite that ignites the thermite reaction?

Dave

The head chief carries an ever-burning thermite ember, wrapped in eucalyptus leaves and stuffed in a kangaroo-pouch-bag. It is a gift from the gods is all we ever needed to know...

of course!

[Dave Rogers]

The head chief carries an ever-burning thermite ember, wrapped in eucalyptus leaves and stuffed in a kangaroo-pouch-bag.

...which explains how the thermite in the rubble pile kept burning for 14 weeks! And this, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.

Dave

[Sunstealer]

Boy, Galileo's on a roll this month. Here's a beautifully placed own goal from the Thermitic Pyrotechnics thread.



So how do you ignite the thermite that ignites the thermite reaction?

DaveIt's thermite all the way down!

[Mel Odious]

More Flight 93 nuttiness:

If the soil was so soft that it could swallow a plane whole, then those big heavy trucks wouldn't be driving around on it.

Link. (http://forum.911movement.org/index.php?showtopic=6458&view=findpost&p=15401533)

[Mel Odious]

Too long and almost certainly too old for the finals, but oh, my FSM ...

Maybe the clear blue sky everyone saw that day was a hologram that hid the real weather from view?

Holding that thought in mind, what would be the purpose of producing a false blue clear sky? would it not to be hiding perhaps a hurricane vortex so powerful that it was instrumental on the destruction of the towers?

Vortices are seen in nature all the time. Examples of these are tornados, and hurricanes. Use of vortex fields to compress the redistribute magnet field energy has been proven in theoretical work and in practical application. Dr. Ning Li's work has born fruit in this and has shown that a marginal weight loss attributed to spinning super conductive magnets. It does seem that the higher the rpm of the superconductor the higher the produced vortex field and the amplification of the gravity mass wave produced. Thus creating a marginal energy wave that can flux the gravity field, in which to warp the gravity field and creating a medium on which to apply negative pressure on the gravity field to a given object producing linear motion and levitation as an effect to the reaction.

With the above in mind consider this:

The hurricane offshore was really lassoed and controlled to be centred over and around the towers, that harnessing of its power mixed with other new electromagnetic and field affects could account for car tipping, seeming spontaneous combustion of engines and metals.

What if the rumored anti gravity technology was able to put the actuall vortext of the hurricane inside the anti gravity field that it is theorised was possibly was surrounding the twin towers?
Consider controlling a hurricanes massive destructive force within a controlled space, and being able to direct its energy totally and draw out special gravitational and elecromagnetic field affects that could displace and tear aprt the very fabric of matter so as to dissacociate and repel it in a controlled and directed enviroment of your choosing .


Link. (http://forum.911movement.org/index.php?showtopic=4254&view=findpost&p=15168671)

Shoot me. Shoot me now.

[Klimax]

Too long and almost certainly too old for the finals, but oh, my FSM ...




Link. (http://forum.911movement.org/index.php?showtopic=4254&view=findpost&p=15168671)

Shoot me. Shoot me now.

This is... Sci-fi technologies mixed with too big imagination added CT and this is result.

[Mr.D]

As opposed to all those impartial people WITH sinister motives?

Nomination withdrawn. Galileo is trolling too hard to deserve it.

[Travis]

The idea that a hurricane hit Manhattan and was only evident at the 16 acres of the WTC is perhaps even nuttier than the idea that nukes brought down the tower but weren't noticed by anyone there.

[Cl1mh4224rd]

FEMA/Federal Reserve/vaccine all-in-one woo...

FEMA is workin closely with the CDC and Federal Reserve to administer Tamiflu which is mercury to dull minds to suppress protests and cause distraction when the rest of the usa economy is robbed and collapsed and given to the Bernake criminal network. (Source (http://digg.com/world_news/US_Declares_Public_Health_Emergency_Over_Swine_Flu _Outbreak?t=25213016#c25213196))

[AStone]

This is not a nomination(as it is a thread,) but the comments in this story need some sort of collective, life-time achievement award.

For every comment I was about to nominate, there were six more that beat it.

http://www.infowars.com/swine-flu-is-deadly-mix-of-never-before-seen-viruses/


A brief survey of topics covered:


The Swine-Flu was released as an assassination attempt on Obama.
The Swine-Flu was released in order to force Mexican cartel members to come out of hiding.
The usual NWO stuff(wipe out the world's population, FEMA camps, Anti-vaccinations, etc..)
There is no Swin-Flu, but wide spread metal poisonings.


And on.

[ArmillarySphere]

Is there an option "All of the above"?

[Edges]

Too long and almost certainly too old for the finals, but oh, my FSM ...




Link. (http://forum.911movement.org/index.php?showtopic=4254&view=findpost&p=15168671)

Shoot me. Shoot me now.

What I love about this one is that he/she supposes that the evil conspiracy has the intelligence to create a hologram that affects millions of people and a device to control the weather with pin-point precision, yet they couldn't think of a simpler way to make it look like the towers were brought down by terrorists.

Very James Bond villian-esque.

[AStone]

What I love about this one is that he/she supposes that the evil conspiracy has the intelligence to create a hologram that affects millions of people and a device to control the weather with pin-point precision, yet they couldn't think of a simpler way to make it look like the towers were brought down by terrorists.

Very James Bond villian-esque.

Well, I can't figure out a simpler way. Can you?

Hologram or planes? I'd pick the hologram any day of the week.

[Stacko]

dgslgfjksagdfjklsa lets us know why using Occam's Razor is the anti-scientific way to approach a problem.

occam's razor is precisely the kind of irrational assumption that is so prevalent in our backwards anti-scientific collective mindset. you can't draw conclusions until you do the experiment - this is the fundamental epiphany that underlies science.

Thanks CBC for letting me know what kind of people I share a country with. Source (http://www.cbc.ca/canada/nova-scotia/story/2009/04/26/mexico-swine-flu.html#socialcomments) on page 34 with comments arranged first to last.

[KDLarsen]

Well, I guess you would call it thinking outside the box. How many more people does this involve?
OT, but I'm beginning to think we may have to go with the "How few doesn't it involve?!". I'll see if I can find the thread, but a poster on DU implied that since all the Pentagon-eyewitness were "Good little Christians", they apparently had to join in on covering up a flyover :rolleyes:

[Mel Odious]

Breaking news from the David Icke Forums ...


Swine Flu = We Sinful

I am sorry to report but most of you are going to be dead in the next 6 months.

Is anybody doing anything to plan for their death? I dug some holes in the back yard to help my family out, that way they can easily burry me without expending too much energy they will not have.

The NEW WORLD ORDER has won. We are all going to die and it will leave the world for Al Gore and his powerful elite friends to control, just like they want.

Any of you who survive will be turned into Slaves.


Link. (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63097)

[fullflavormenthol]

Breaking news from the David Icke Forums ...




Link. (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63097)
I doubt he could legally be buried in his backyard, and so he probably wasted his time if he actually did dig a few holes.

[uk_dave]

Ahhhh but what they fail to realise is that the NWO isn't going to kill them to get what they want, oh no.

The righteous do not fear death. No, the real weapon will be a virus which prevents the infected from going out into sunlight, it will take away their power of speech so that they can only communicate by typing, and their genitals will wither and atrophy.

Sadly, most 'truthers' won't notice the difference.

[Travis]

dgslgfjksagdfjklsa lets us know why using Occam's Razor is the anti-scientific way to approach a problem.


That has to be the worst user name ever!

Breaking news from the David Icke Forums ...




Link. (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63097)

Pffft. Al Gore is so last century. The new almighty ruler is Miley Cyrus. Everyone in the know already knows that.

[1337m4n]

Breaking news from the David Icke Forums ...




Link. (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63097)

Remind me to add this to my thread of failed truther predictions (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=125676) come November.

[jaydeehess]

I think this qualifies.
I found a supporter of an old 'friend' of JREF, a certain Christopher who will be recognizable to many.

http://community.theblackvault.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=25&start=70
Third post from the top of the page.

It's kind of like this shot taken by Zafar. Lot's of people think it's the only one but that's not true, I have another from another angle. Asking what the image shows always causes a ridiculous argument to ensue. I heard every excuse in the book by those who trumpet the OFFICIAL THEORY.

The person who pushes this as a reinforced concrete core is called a mentally ill nut job He's hounded throughout the web by software/keyword programs from several diff sources. If he's nut's why not leave him to his own devices Who would be worried about anything a Nut thinks?

On page 10 and 11 of the thread we find that George Soros is the end all and be all boogey man behind 911.
I already said that I am not going mention his name on a forum. He goes after people and he has targeted online forums. Its in the news man, wake up!
So powerful and vengeful is G.S. that the two Ct's I have been dealing with are fearful to even post his name. I had to guess at who they were talking about and only caught on when one of them posted a pic which included Soros' name in it "properties".

[1337m4n]

I think this qualifies.
I found a supporter of an old 'friend' of JREF, a certain Christopher who will be recognizable to many.

http://community.theblackvault.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=25&start=70
Third post from the top of the page.



On page 10 and 11 of the thread we find that George Soros is the end all and be all boogey man behind 911.

So powerful and vengeful is G.S. that the two Ct's I have been dealing with are fearful to even post his name. I had to guess at who they were talking about and only caught on when one of them posted a pic which included Soros' name in it "properties".

I wonder if he's like Biggie Smalls...hmmm, let's try it:

http://www.gwalia.org.au/mirror.jpg

George Soros.



George Soros.



George Soros.



...Hmm, nothing happOH MY GOD ITS HIM! HELP! HELP! SOMEONE SAVE ME!!! AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[dudalb]

Nomination withdrawn. Galileo is trolling too hard to deserve it.

I have to agree. Galileo's performance in the Bentham thread in the 9/11 Conspiracy section is pure trolling. He just states the exact same crap about Nanothermite time and time and time again, never answering objections. I am now convinced he is just doing this to get a rise out of people.

[Cl1mh4224rd]

Breaking news from the David Icke Forums ...

Swine Flu = We Sinful

I am sorry to report but most of you are going to be dead in the next 6 months.

Is anybody doing anything to plan for their death? I dug some holes in the back yard to help my family out, that way they can easily burry me without expending too much energy they will not have.

The NEW WORLD ORDER has won. We are all going to die and it will leave the world for Al Gore and his powerful elite friends to control, just like they want.

Any of you who survive will be turned into Slaves.


Link. (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63097)


"[S]ome holes"? Eek. I didn't know swine flu dismembered its victims.

[dudalb]

I am sorry to report but most of you are going to be dead in the next 6 months.

Is anybody doing anything to plan for their death? I dug some holes in the back yard to help my family out, that way they can easily burry me without expending too much energy they will not have.

The NEW WORLD ORDER has won. We are all going to die and it will leave the world for Al Gore and his powerful elite friends to control, just like they want.

Any of you who survive will be turned into Slaves.


Proof that Alex Jones is hazardous to your mental health,since the "Elite Want To Kill Off All The Sheeple" BS is his stock in trade.

But his post goes to the top of my list for the April Stundie for the sheer insanity of it .

[Elizabeth I]

I doubt he could legally be buried in his backyard, and so he probably wasted his time if he actually did dig a few holes.

Oh, well, he can install a nice rockery. And maybe a shrubbery.

[Mel Odious]

Look, everybody, we have our first "Air Force One Flyover" no-planer:

Hi guys!!..i'm a newbie on here and this is my first post,although i do visit this site quite regularly to see what the latest gossip is unfolding around the world,so i hope i've done this post right...anyway i was sat here wondering what the presedntial plane controversy was all about...and then it occured to me ..what if this was a "project bluebeam" experiment!!...perhaps the plane was a "hologram",a version of project bluebeam,and they were expeimenting to see the reactions on the general public...and according to the MSM that was quite spontaneous....just a thought...what's your opinions on this??....further "project bluebeams"?????..........


Bolded part is the Stundie nomination.

From the opening post of this thread (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63382) at the DI Forums.

[jaydeehess]

I wonder if he's like Biggie Smalls...hmmm, let's try it:

http://www.gwalia.org.au/mirror.jpg

George Soros.



George Soros.



George Soros.



...Hmm, nothing happOH MY GOD ITS HIM! HELP! HELP! SOMEONE SAVE ME!!! AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

I was thinking more along the lines of the Harry Potter character who's name I actually forget.:D

,,,and wasn't there a horror flick with a character called Candyman who would appear when his name was spoken?

[1337m4n]

I was thinking more along the lines of the Harry Potter character who's name I actually forget.:D

,,,and wasn't there a horror flick with a character called Candyman who would appear when his name was spoken?

The first one you're thinking of is Voldemort. He's the main bad guy, how'd you forget him? :D

The second one is Candlejack, and it wasn't from a horror flick, it was from a kid's show called

[MarkCorrigan]

,,,and wasn't there a horror flick with a character called Candyman who would appear when his name was spoken?

Yes, and at least 2 sequels.

All of them dreadful.

[Nankay]

Don't forget "Bloody Mary" and Beetlejuice

[jaydeehess]

The first one you're thinking of is Voldemort. He's the main bad guy, how'd you forget him? :D

The second one is Candlejack, and it wasn't from a horror flick, it was from a kid's show called

called.......?

Trying to build suspense?:D

As for "Candyman" yes, dreadful but good entertainment in a bloodfest sort of way for those of us who find really bad movies oddly entertaining. With my wife, not being of the same persuasion, I don't see too many any more.:(

ETA: the thread which I linked to is full of Stundiable material. In my continued request to address the physics that supposedly proves that WTC 7 was brought down with explosives the poster known as CodeBlack listed a few physics equations but never did bother to apply them to the situation instead telling me to ,,,,,,,,,,, watch the video,,,,,,,,,(now isn't that a novel suggestion)
I pressed him to show me the applied physics in the thread and got this reply:D
Dude, if you haven't gotten it yet then no amount of explaining is gonna help. Get off your lazy ass and go look at the evidence yourself. I'm not going to spend my time spoon feeding it to you. I'm happy with the information I've gained from this thread. I got what I came for. I'm good.

From poster Cole_Trickle I get;
Pretty simple as are your tactics and your overly obsessive views of everything 9-11. Whether it be bombs, planes, concrete, or technical aspects of the collapse. Why? You're not even a US citizen, why so interested in 9-11? Don't tell me it's your softer side for compassion. That's pure b*****t, I'll buy ego, or " small man's syndrome " heck even just getting your kicks out of thinking your science trumps common sense in the face of something impossible.
<<...>>
Time to come clean hess. What's you deal with all of this business anyway? Why do you give a rats ass about 9-11 and what really happened on that day?

Let me guess: You walk little old ladies across the street, and rescue stray dogs and cats. It would only be natural for you to blame those evil Muslims who hate The United States in the classic " Good vs evil sense" that's rich.



translation: science is carp and anyone claiming that science trumps opinion is full of carp as well.

[Danton]

called.......?

Trying to build suspense?

It's part of the joke. Whenever someone says Candlejack's name, he comes and takes them away. It's all nonsense, of course. I could yell "Candlejack!" from my roof and nothing bad could poss

[sts60]

Poor guy. I could have told him that standing on the roof was dangerous.

[IMST]

It's part of the joke. Whenever someone says Candlejack's name, he comes and takes them away. It's all nonsense, of course. I could yell "Candlejack!" from my roof and nothing bad could poss

Welcome to the forums! I only regret that your stay was so short.

[dudalb]

I am expecting the Swine Flu epidemic to cause a last minute flood of nominees.

[Cl1mh4224rd]

FEMA/Federal Reserve/vaccine all-in-one woo...


I think I may have to retract this nomination. It seems that "showprofanity" has been disappeared from Digg, along with all of his comments, and I didn't get a screenshot. Meh.

[Klimax]

I think I may have to retract this nomination. It seems that "showprofanity" has been disappeared from Digg, along with all of his comments, and I didn't get a screenshot. Meh.

http://forums.randi.org/picture.php?albumid=171&pictureid=967

If it is too small crop of window,say!

[Travis]

It's part of the joke. Whenever someone says Candlejack's name, he comes and takes them away. It's all nonsense, of course. I could yell "Candlejack!" from my roof and nothing bad could poss

Killed after one post. How tragic.


Welcome to the forums.:)

[Dave Rogers]

It's part of the joke. Whenever someone says Candlejack's name, he comes and takes them away. It's all nonsense, of course. I could yell "Candlejack!" from my roof and nothing bad could poss

Best Only Post ever!

Of course, making a second post would spoil it...;)

Dave

[Orphia Nay]

I don't have to use logic for that. Thermitic material has been verified.

I think he/she is just trying to win a Stundie.

[dudalb]

Andrewilluminatus in this JREF thread http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=141430&page=3 informs us that facts have no place in a discussion of Conspiracy Theories:

However a hypothetical "international banking conspiracy" is not a fact, IMO, it is a theory. Thus we are not debating facts on this thread IMO.


:eye-poppi:eye-poppi:eye-poppi:jaw-dropp:jaw-dropp:jaw-dropp

[Cl1mh4224rd]

http://forums.randi.org/picture.php?albumid=171&pictureid=967

If it is too small crop of window,say!


That works, I think. You rock.

[Danton]

Best Only Post ever!

Of course, making a second post would spoil it...

*head hits keyboard*

I just knew I shouldn't have posted in that swine flu thread.

*sigh*

And now for something slightly on topic:

However a hypothetical "international banking conspiracy" is not a fact, IMO, it is a theory. Thus we are not debating facts on this thread IMO.

Awesome! Now I can define the variable g as gravy and calculate the force of turkey in a pulley system.

[Klimax]

That works, I think. You rock.

You're welcome.

And note,it has been pulled from abyss by google cache... ;)

[Horatius]

Awesome! Now I can define the variable g as gravy and calculate the force of turkey in a pulley system.



Is it a spherical turkey?


Physics in jokes Rock!

[stilicho]

From the comments section of the National Post's Jonathan Kay's review of a visit to a "truther" meeting starring Richard Gage:

(Source: http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/fullcomment/archive/2009/04/25/267811.aspx )

From commenter DJ BALL Apr 25 2009 3:07 PM :

"Calling the Head of the Star Wars program a "nutter" is pure delusion."

Because, of course, there was nothing nutty at all about that program, was there?

[theprestige]

Andrewilluminatus in this JREF thread http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=141430&page=3 informs us that facts have no place in a discussion of Conspiracy Theories:
Actually, aside from a little clumsiness in his presentation, it looks like he's making a fairly mundane observation that the thread is discussing hypotheticals rather than factuals.

Not sure this is really stundie material at all...

[theprestige]

"Calling the Head of the Star Wars program a "nutter" is pure delusion."

Because, of course, there was nothing nutty at all about that program, was there?
I'm pretty sure disagreeing with you on a complicated and controversial subject doesn't quite qualify for a stundie.

[stilicho]

I'm pretty sure disagreeing with you on a complicated and controversial subject doesn't quite qualify for a stundie.

Truthfully, I couldn't find a good place on this forum to put that quote. So why not nominate it? Let's put it this way. If the commenter actually meant the Strategic Defense Initiative (one of the many terms for the actual set of programs), he wouldn't have used the one coined by the media to heap derision on the idea, its sponsors, and the enormous budget which yielded basically nothing.

[Mr.D]

Is it a spherical turkey?


Physics in jokes Rock!

Only if Danton's a theorist.

Physics really-in jokes Roll and Rock at the same time!

[stilicho]

Since theprestige busted my balls over one comment on another forum, I'll offer another one that I found and posted here earlier:

Mitzy Says:
April 27th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
This was a broad daylight spraying of influenza-A H1N1. Get ready.

(Source: http://www.prisonplanet.com/low-flying-air-force-one-lookalike-freaks-out-nyc.html )

That was from parky's "joke thread" about the 747 and F16s overflying NYC. It even attracted attention from the mods who thought nobody would connect the "photo-op" with an insane nutbar CT. They were about to censure it until I posted that.

[Travis]

Yes, that was good. I will try to get the Stundie Finals for April up in the next day unless my computer decides to be angry about switching anti-virus programs.....which it has been known to do.

[jaydeehess]

Is it a spherical turkey?






Of course, it only works for a spherical turkey. :D