Glurge Special for 11-22-03

[Paladin]

Man revived after death

http://www.newsnet5.com/news/2655824/detail.html

Doctors said Beckel died on the operating table. He agreed.

"I found myself in the throne room of heaven, and it had white, marble steps," Beckel said. "As I scanned up the steps, I saw the bottom of two white robes."

[WildCat]

Beckel, a car salesman, hosts a weekly "prayer line" segment on Marion's cable access television station with his mother, Naomi.

Beckel said he heard a voice telling him he could stay if he wanted, but that he was needed on Earth.
Apparently, he's needed on Earth to sell cars at low, low, rock-bottom prices.