"Piracy Is An Inside Job"

[dudalb]

You know it won't be long until the Prison Planet crowd begins to explain why the NWO, CIA, or whoever their demon of the week is this week is behind the Somali piracy.
I am looking forward to the convuluted reasoning as to WHY the Evil Gummint would do this.

PS. I would not be surprised if someone posts in the next few minutes to tell me this has already happened.

[SmartyPants]

You know it won't be long until the Prison Planet crowd begins to explain why the NWO, CIA, or whoever their demon of the week is this week is behind the Somali piracy.
I am looking forward to the convuluted reasoning as to WHY the Evil Gummint would do this.

PS. I would not be surprised if someone posts in the next few minutes to tell me this has already happened.

Caught the Alex Jones Show today (which was a fluke)...you're not too far off. I posted about this (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=140080) in the Social Issues and Current Events section. The "Globalists" won't allow the poor pirates to have any weapons to defend themselves, you see. Beyond that, he compares the pirates to what Americans used to be (i.e. the ones who defended the Alamo, etc).

I might tune in tomorrow just to see how much he flakes out.

[Thunder]

my co-worker, former 9-11 truther, current malignant narcacist, and paranoid freak, believes that all the pirate hijackings are inside jobs.

but not in the NWO sorta way, more of the regular micro inside job, as opposed to the NWO/Illuminati/Zionist macro-inside job.

=)

[LightinDarkness]

Well, it already happened -
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread454392/pg1

Apparently, you see, this is all a NWO plot to expand the military industrial complex. The United States and other industrialized nations have been spending their time merrily raping and pillaging Somalia, caused the government to fail on purpose, and are now using the pirate problem they created to expand the US military reach.

If it wasn't so frightening that people believe this, it would be funny. As you can see by the number of stars on that ATS post (the ATS version of "Atta-boy! I agree!", the woos are already on the job on this one.

[SmartyPants]

Yeah, just caught that on Infowars. Now I remember why I've only visited that site once before. I need to go clean off now.

[mikehh]

Well, it already happened -
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread454392/pg1

Apparently, you see, this is all a NWO plot to expand the military industrial complex. The United States and other industrialized nations have been spending their time merrily raping and pillaging Somalia, caused the government to fail on purpose, and are now using the pirate problem they created to expand the US military reach.

If it wasn't so frightening that people believe this, it would be funny. As you can see by the number of stars on that ATS post (the ATS version of "Atta-boy! I agree!", the woos are already on the job on this one.

^^ wow

Ill bet the people who post there account for a large portion of the unemployment rate

[fullflavormenthol]

I wonder what the motivation is. All the Somali oil? Nope. Oh perhaps all the furtile land? Nope. The strategic nature of Somalia? What is the motivation again?

[Ysidro]

I wonder what the motivation is. All the Somali oil? Nope. Oh perhaps all the furtile land? Nope. The strategic nature of Somalia? What is the motivation again?

Evilness.

[MG1962]

Well reports are comming through that the pirates have just snatched an Italian ocean going tug. Obviously this proves their case.........somehow :(

[Donal]

Freepers were claiming Obama wouldn't attack the pirates because they have proof he was born in Kenya.

[TheDaver]

Well reports are comming through that the pirates have just snatched an Italian ocean going tug. Obviously this proves their case.........somehow :(
It’s a ploy to make it seem as if it isn’t entirely about expanding the US’s military-industrial complex, of course.

[JoeyDonuts]

Freepers were claiming Obama wouldn't attack the pirates because they have proof he was born in Kenya.

Wild Freepers? Quite a sighting. Did you call the Audubon Society? You hardly ever see flocks of Freeps anymore. My spotting guide says they tend to stay in their cellars on generator power, eating army surplus MRE's, and posting internet inanity between readings of The Turner Diaries.

I only have the 5th Edition of the Kookery Field Spot Guide, though. Their migratory patterns may have shifted since it was published.

[dudalb]

I wonder what the motivation is. All the Somali oil? Nope. Oh perhaps all the furtile land? Nope. The strategic nature of Somalia? What is the motivation again?


I am really tempted to register at infowars and suggest that the Big Media companies are behind this, and hired the pirates because a foreign crisis means improved ratings,and see how many of these fools will take me seriously, and then drop on them where I got this theory from.:D

[Redtail]

I am really tempted to register at infowars and suggest that the Big Media companies are behind this, and hired the pirates because a foreign crisis means improved ratings,and see how many of these fools will take me seriously, and then drop on them where I got this theory from.:D

Wait....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZoErMxDPoQ


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090413/ap_on_go_pr_wh/obama_pirates_analysis

:boxedin:

[Biscuit]

I wonder what the motivation is. All the Somali oil? Nope. Oh perhaps all the furtile land? Nope. The strategic nature of Somalia? What is the motivation again?

Clearly FEMA has realized two things.

1. The woos are on to their midwestern death camps/killing fields/coffin repositories and have educated some many through the internet that FEMA has a whole lot more people to round up and kill. This rounding up started last October if I remember correctly.

2. They need to move their camps somewhere with a lot more room, for all the extra bodies, and somewhere away from the prying eyes of woos.

So Somalia starts looking pretty good.

[Disbelief]

Well, it already happened -
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread454392/pg1

Apparently, you see, this is all a NWO plot to expand the military industrial complex. The United States and other industrialized nations have been spending their time merrily raping and pillaging Somalia, caused the government to fail on purpose, and are now using the pirate problem they created to expand the US military reach.

If it wasn't so frightening that people believe this, it would be funny. As you can see by the number of stars on that ATS post (the ATS version of "Atta-boy! I agree!", the woos are already on the job on this one.

Apparently the job is done in Iraq and Afghanistan, so the US needs something for the military to do. Either that or the military is much larger than reported and not really spread that thin.

[twinstead]

There's a big wide world of woo out there...

[jaydeehess]

Clearly FEMA has realized two things.

1. The woos are on to their midwestern death camps/killing fields/coffin repositories and have educated some many through the internet that FEMA has a whole lot more people to round up and kill. This rounding up started last October if I remember correctly.

2. They need to move their camps somewhere with a lot more room, for all the extra bodies, and somewhere away from the prying eyes of woos.

So Somalia starts looking pretty good.

Hmmm, perfect location. Remote enough to not have a bunch of snoopers about, yet with ready access via the Suez.

I believe you may be on to something.

Somalia is just a very large Guantanemo, and with the piracy its also self financing!

[dudalb]

Apparently, you see, this is all a NWO plot to expand the military industrial complex. The United States and other industrialized nations have been spending their time merrily raping and pillaging Somalia, caused the government to fail on purpose, and are now using the pirate problem they created to expand the US military reach.

If it wasn't so frightening that people believe this, it would be funny. As you can see by the number of stars on that ATS post (the ATS version of "Atta-boy! I agree!", the woos are already on the job on this one.

One of our resident Truthers have been pushing the "Piracy is just a plot to exapand US power" crap pretty strongly here.

[INRM]

Well I don't think it was an inside job, but I do believe that this will be exploited...

INRM

[PixyMisa]

I have only one thing to add to this discussion:

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Somalia/