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Abdul Alhazred
23rd November 2003, 04:49 AM
Late November, yet above freezing. Clearly this is our president's fault! What's the bastard up to now?

Yet another reason to hate him. :p

UnrepentantSinner
23rd November 2003, 07:46 AM
I picked the Jews because the aromatic flavor of Kosher cooking will suck any weather pattern 15 degrees off course.

What confuses me more is why someone from a iceclad clime would bitch about warm weather this time of year?

Ed
23rd November 2003, 08:15 AM
Jews, naturally.

WildCat
23rd November 2003, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by UnrepentantSinner
I picked the Jews because the aromatic flavor of Kosher cooking will suck any weather pattern 15 degrees off course.

What confuses me more is why someone from a iceclad clime would bitch about warm weather this time of year?
Hey! Bitching about the weather is a time-honored Chicago past time. Too hot, too cold, too wet, too dry, too much snow, not enough snow. We complain if there's no snow at Christmas, and if there is snow any other time. The temperature swings over 100 degrees F here over the course of a year, it's supposed to drop 30 degrees over the next few hours. Out of a 1/2 hour newscast 10 minutes is weather.

There's about a week every spring and fall when the weather is juuuust right.

WildCat
23rd November 2003, 10:10 AM
And who are these crazy folks claiming there's a scientific explanation? Weirdos.

Abdul Alhazred
23rd November 2003, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by WildCat
And who are these crazy folks claiming there's a scientific explanation? Weirdos.

It has now stopped raining.

The Jew in the White House wants us to die of thirst. :p

WildCat
23rd November 2003, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by Abdul Alhazred


It has now stopped raining.

The Jew in the White House wants us to die of thirst. :p
You must be a few miles west of me, it wasn't raining here when you first posted and it's still raining now. Damn Jews...and damn Canadians for sending down the cold front after the Jewish rain.

espritch
23rd November 2003, 01:07 PM
You can never go wronge by blaming the French.

Abdul Alhazred
23rd November 2003, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by UnrepentantSinner What confuses me more is why someone from a iceclad clime would bitch about warm weather this time of year?

Global warming. We're all going to die!

You have not grasped these three important principles:

1) It's always a crisis!
2) W knew!
3) It's the Jews!

It's raining again. Better get off the computer and hide under the bed! :p

arcticpenguin
23rd November 2003, 03:47 PM
Lake effect.

Zep
23rd November 2003, 03:57 PM
It's been raining in Sydney for three days now...

Can the "Chicago Jewish rain effect" be transmitted by email, perhaps?