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Undesired Walrus
16th April 2009, 04:07 PM
Does anyone have an accurate description of what most Islamists expect to see after their suicide bombings? A long time ago I came across a lecture from a Islamist in which he described a river of honey and non-intoxicating wine, but I can't find it now.
Everyone knows about the virgins part, but the description of the garden itself? Is there anything in the Quran?
ClassyElf
16th April 2009, 06:32 PM
I found this site that talks about it:
http://muttaqun.com/paradise.html
...the first meal of the people of Paradise will be Extra-lobe (caudate lobe) of fish-liver.
God has terrible taste!
Pardalis
16th April 2009, 06:39 PM
Does anyone have an accurate description of what most Islamists expect to see after their suicide bombings? A long time ago I came across a lecture from a Islamist in which he described a river of honey and non-intoxicating wine, but I can't find it now.
Everyone knows about the virgins part, but the description of the garden itself? Is there anything in the Quran?
Maybe the virgins are the "river of honeys"?
bickerer
16th April 2009, 06:53 PM
From that website:
"I looked at Paradise and found poor people forming the majority of its inhabitants; and I looked at Hell and saw that the majority of its inhabitants were women."
"Everyone of them will have two wives; the marrow of the bones of the wives' legs will be seen through the flesh out of excessive beauty."
"If a woman dies while her husband was pleased with her, she will enter Paradise."
What the f..... apparently only men are going to paradise, women are simply not acceptable, no matter their religion. I am constantly flabbergasted that any female could willingly worship a deity who so obviously hates her.
Signed,
flabbergasted female
who worships no deity
mdcatdad
16th April 2009, 07:16 PM
The often-quoted "72 virgins" is a mistranslation. It's actually a 72-year-old virgin ;-)
Pardalis
16th April 2009, 07:20 PM
The often-quoted "72 virgins" is a mistranslation. It's actually a 72-year-old virgin ;-)
It could be a 72 year old tortoise for all we know.
six7s
16th April 2009, 07:43 PM
What the f..... apparently only men are going to paradise, women are simply not acceptable, no matter their religion.
Do butch Islamic dykes qualify as honourary men and enter paradise as 1st-class citizens?
six7s
16th April 2009, 07:45 PM
It could be a 72 year old tortoise for all we know.Its old-aged pensioners, all the way down
Harpyja
16th April 2009, 08:27 PM
"Everyone of them will have two wives; the marrow of the bones of the wives' legs will be seen through the flesh out of excessive beauty."
What does this mean? :boxedin:
Shrike
17th April 2009, 01:52 AM
What does this mean? :boxedin:
The wives are suicide bombers as well and come in, well, mangled.
Undesired Walrus
17th April 2009, 02:19 AM
"If a woman dies while her husband was pleased with her, she will enter Paradise."
What the f..... apparently only men are going to paradise, women are simply not acceptable, no matter their religion. I am constantly flabbergasted that any female could willingly worship a deity who so obviously hates her.
I'm more amazed when women say that the Koran or Hadith is the Magna Carta for women's rights. How does one manage to ignore quotes such as the above?
six7s
17th April 2009, 02:27 AM
How?Insha' allah, of course!
:boggled:
FireGarden
17th April 2009, 12:45 PM
I'm more amazed when women say that the Koran or Hadith is the Magna Carta for women's rights. How does one manage to ignore quotes such as the above?
Which Hadith do these women believe in?
Cainkane1
17th April 2009, 12:53 PM
From that website:
"I looked at Paradise and found poor people forming the majority of its inhabitants; and I looked at Hell and saw that the majority of its inhabitants were women."
"Everyone of them will have two wives; the marrow of the bones of the wives' legs will be seen through the flesh out of excessive beauty."
"If a woman dies while her husband was pleased with her, she will enter Paradise."
What the f..... apparently only men are going to paradise, women are simply not acceptable, no matter their religion. I am constantly flabbergasted that any female could willingly worship a deity who so obviously hates her.
Signed,
flabbergasted female
who worships no deity
I was talking to a muslim in Yahoo chat once and I was mad at him. I told him that if a woman was born outside of his religion she would have to be insane to join his faith. I've often asked muslims what a muslim woman got when she died and sometimes the answer is "paradise beyond imagination". Kinda vague but it beats hell don't it?
AkuManiMani
17th April 2009, 02:14 PM
Does anyone have an accurate description of what most Islamists expect to see after their suicide bombings? A long time ago I came across a lecture from a Islamist in which he described a river of honey and non-intoxicating wine, but I can't find it now.
Whats the point in 'non-intoxicating' wine? Might as well just drink plain grape juice :p
Undesired Walrus
17th April 2009, 05:37 PM
Whats the point in 'non-intoxicating' wine? Might as well just drink plain grape juice :p
My thoughts exactly.
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