View Full Version : THE REAL REASON why the sky is blue!
metropolis_part_one
24th November 2003, 07:52 AM
A christian told me today:
but when we look up it's blue cause Blue is a happy color if God mde it red would you think of it being something happy
I just thought I would reveal the truth.
Mercutio
24th November 2003, 07:55 AM
I take it this person has never had the blues.
Kullervo
24th November 2003, 08:06 AM
"red sky at night, sailor's delight" - in addition to a little girl in every port, and a little port in every girl.
arcticpenguin
24th November 2003, 08:07 AM
Of course God could have made the sky red, and made us be happy about it.
El Greco
24th November 2003, 08:14 AM
Ask him about the night
hgc
24th November 2003, 08:17 AM
Originally posted by metropolis_part_one
A christian told me today:
I just thought I would reveal the truth. Back away, very slowly.
Mr Clingford
25th November 2003, 08:23 AM
If they were aged about 6 then there is some excuse, but otherwise, oh dear
Abdul Alhazred
25th November 2003, 09:19 AM
What absurd nonsense! The sky is blue due to orgone energy. :D
phildonnia
25th November 2003, 02:40 PM
Why does God sometimes make the sky black with funnel clouds?
Zep
25th November 2003, 03:12 PM
Sounds like a tad too much "Communion whisky" to me...!
Yahweh
25th November 2003, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by metropolis_part_one
A christian told me today:
I just thought I would reveal the truth.
Smile and nod, say "thats right, god did make the sky blue because its a happy color", give him a toy or a cookie, that'll keep him satisfyed for the rest of the day.
pupdog
26th November 2003, 07:15 AM
I hope that person goes to the local school board and insist that this version of science be taught. After all, what they teach now is "only a theory."
And maybe Senator Sainttorebum can offer an amendment to further endorse the alternative theory.
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