Baptists are being persecuted!

[c4ts]

Persecuted by the gays, the blacks, the othah Christians who ain't Christian, the athiest crowd, pop idols, movie stars, and the rest of the world! Racist biggots all ovah the world are bein' pussecuted! Kill them all! C-I-L-L kill them all, because that's what Gawd would do!

[Yahweh]

Baptists are being persecuted!
Say it isnt so!

:cry:

[KillerBob]

Originally posted by c4ts
Persecuted by the gays, the blacks, the othah Christians who ain't Christian, the athiest crowd, pop idols, movie stars, and the rest of the world! Racist biggots all ovah the world are bein' pussecuted! Kill them all! C-I-L-L kill them all, because that's what Gawd would do!


While we're at it, don't forget to C-I-L my landlord! (I think he's Baptist)

[Upchurch]

What about the rights of the bigots to beat the living snot out of those that are different? It's a fundamental right of human existence as outlined in the ten commandments or ten ammendments or something. Oh, you know what I mean. I'm sure its there somewhere.

[jimmygun]

Upchurch...You are right, its in the bible, somewhere near the back I think.

[Candace]

Somewhere near the back - on the blank pages, you can write anything you want. Even if you have to use crayon, Hey! It's in the bible!

[Upchurch]

Originally posted by Candace
Somewhere near the back - on the blank pages, you can write anything you want. And the wonderful part is, you don't even have to worry if it blatently contradicts something else written in the bible.

Any one for some neighbor's wife coveting or perhaps a little false witness bearing?