Who do you hate?

[Upchurch]

You know who I hate?

Those b@st@rds.

Anytime something goes wrong, I'm blame it on those b@st@rds. For example:

"The train is late."
"Those b@st@rds!"

"My car is low on gas."
"Those b@st@rds!"

"Look. It's snowing outside!"
"Those b@st@rds!"

"I just got a speeding ticket."
"Those b@st@rds!"

"Return of the King doesn't come out until next month."
"Those b@st@rds!"

"Hey, Upchurch, a meteorite just hit your grandmother."
"Those b@st@rds!"

I find that blaming those b@st@rds works in just about any situation and no one has yet to argue with me that it wasn't those b@st@rds' fault.

Now if only we could convince God (http://www.randi.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=31113) to hate those b@st@rds too....

[Pahansiri]

:jaw: :what:

[Kullervo]

I blame everything on Computer Associates. If it's not their fault today, they'll soon buy a perfectly good piece of software and fubar it, and then it will be their fault.

It's just a matter of time.

[jimlintott]

Yeah.

Come to think of it - those b@st@rds do cause a lot of problems.

I saw one of them run a red light this morning.

Not keen on jerks either.

[Pahansiri]

Originally posted by jimlintott
Yeah.

Come to think of it - those b@st@rds do cause a lot of problems.

I saw one of them run a red light this morning.

Not keen on jerks either.

I also have a problem with THEY. They are always saying something about just about everything. The know it all b@st@rds.

Who do THEY think they are?

[arcticpenguin]

I hate people who use who when they should use whom.

[Nyarlathotep]

Originally posted by Upchurch
You know who I hate?

Those b@st@rds.

Anytime something goes wrong, I'm blame it on those b@st@rds. For example:

"The train is late."
"Those b@st@rds!"

"My car is low on gas."
"Those b@st@rds!"

"Look. It's snowing outside!"
"Those b@st@rds!"

"I just got a speeding ticket."
"Those b@st@rds!"

"Return of the King doesn't come out until next month."
"Those b@st@rds!"

"Hey, Upchurch, a meteorite just hit your grandmother."
"Those b@st@rds!"

I find that blaming those b@st@rds works in just about any situation and no one has yet to argue with me that it wasn't those b@st@rds' fault.

Now if only we could convince God (http://www.randi.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=31113) to hate those b@st@rds too....

"Omigod, they killed Kenny!"
"Those b@st@rds!"

Sorry, it had to be said

[scribble]

My mom and brother have honestly been doing this for years, sometimes randomly they change the target. Lately it's been the garbagemen who get the blame for everything that goes wrong.

Mom stubs her toe: "f-ing garbagemen"

[Kullervo]

You mom says the F word? Cool.

[Lucifuge Rofocale]

Originally posted by arcticpenguin
I hate people who use who when they should use whom.

Why do you hate me?

[No Answers]

I usually blame the teenagers now that I'm older.

"Hey Robert, did you hear that Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden are the same person? They've been surgically joined, and are doing a world tour!"

"It's those darned teenagers, that's what's wrong with society! Ramble ramble grouse whine..."

[Upchurch]

Originally posted by arcticpenguin
I hate people who use who when they should use whom. Me too. Those b@st@rds.

[Lucifuge Rofocale]

Originally posted by Upchurch
Me too. Those b@st@rds.

Whom?

[triadboy]

Originally posted by arcticpenguin
I hate people who use who when they should use whom.

That's a lost verbiage rule, whomever you talk to.

[zakur]

I can't believe you people are having such fitz. Your complaints are unfounded and illegitimate.

[rustypouch]

I just hate everyone.

[jimlintott]

I also hate lucky b@st@rds and stupid b@st@rds.

I'll tolerate an ugly b@st@rd though. What kind of person do you think I am anyway?

[Pahansiri]

Originally posted by arcticpenguin
I hate people who use who when they should use whom.

:con2: “Who do THEY think they are?” Is proper English . So your hate of me :( is misplaced, love me, I want you to love me, you b@st@rd :p

[zakur]

Just to be clear, when you say THOSE bastards, exactly which bastards are those?

http://www.bastards.org/

http://www.evilgopbastards.com/

http://www.elitebastards.com/

http://www.drunkenbastards.org/

http://www.bastardsofmelody.com/

http://www.bastards.at/

http://www.jazzbastards.org/

http://www.cynicalbastards.com/

http://www.lyingmediabastards.com

http://www.sneakybastards.com/

http://www.bastards.ru/

http://www.beachbastards.com/

http://www.rich-bastards.com/

http://www.ratbastards.org/

http://www.zenbastards.com/

http://www.veteranbastards.com/

http://www.radiobastards.com/

http://www.toxic-bastards.com/

http://www.irish-bastards.de/

[Psiload]

The other day I saw one of those b@st@rds park her car in a handicap parking spot outside of a gym, and then she walked in and worked out on a treadmill.

[arcticpenguin]

Originally posted by Pahansiri


:con2: “Who do THEY think they are?” Is proper English . So your hate of me :( is misplaced, love me, I want you to love me, you b@st@rd :p
Transitive, intransitive, reflexive.

"I want you to love me". You sound like that whiny God fellow.
:p

[Pahansiri]

Originally posted by arcticpenguin

Transitive, intransitive, reflexive.

"I want you to love me". You sound like that whiny God fellow.
:p

lol, oh yes I forgot, worship me too.

[Tanja]

I hate people who use "reply all" too often.

[roger]

Originally posted by arcticpenguin
I hate people who use who when they should use whom. I agree, but whom am I to complain?

[Darat]

Originally posted by Kullervo
You mom says the F word? Cool.

What I thought she said, from what he posted, was

"F minus ing ... "

And I thought what great self control she must have to still be able to censor her speech when she has just stubbed her toe!

[Igopogo]

All we need is to appoint a committee to track down all the b@st@rds. Send in the troops to eradicate them, then voila - instant Utopia.

[Samus]

How do you pronounce b@st@rds? Do you say "at", like "batstatrds"? Because I imagine that would be difficult to articulate.

[arcticpenguin]

Originally posted by Commander Cool
How do you pronounce b@st@rds? Do you say "at", like "batstatrds"? Because I imagine that would be difficult to articulate.
Not for a Klingon.

[zakur]

Originally posted by arcticpenguin
Not for a Klingon. You Klingon bastard, you killed my son. - James T. Kirk

How DO you say 'bastard' in Klingon?

[Crossbow]

Originally posted by zakur
You Klingon bastard, you killed my son. - James T. Kirk

How DO you say 'bastard' in Klingon?

Just say that he is a lovely as sunshine and is as sweet as a baby bunny rabbit!

[El Greco]

It's funny, because those b@st@rds have never messed with me. In fact, I kind of think them as rather nice guys.

Now, if you talk about these b@st@rds, then I have to agree completely, they are a bunch of sheety mofos.

But I guess it's all because I live in Europe where we don't have that many of those b@st@rds, while these b@st@rds galore. Hopefully, other Europeans will chime in and vouch for this.

(edited because these b@st@rds messed with my post)

[Suddenly]

The bastards are a problem, but it's the idiots that have been getting me down lately.

Q: How do you say "bastard" in Klingon?

A: From a safe distance.