Skull discovered on Mars

[Safe-Keeper]

http://marsrover.nasa.gov/gallery/all/2/p/513/2P171912249EFFAAL4P2425L7M1.JPG
Can you see it? Towards the bottom left.

Link here (http://marsrover.nasa.gov/gallery/all/2/p/513/2P171912249EFFAAL4P2425L7M1.HTML):).

I don't believe this for a second, of course, but it's a nice picture nonetheless.

[Monketey Ghost]

Been done already.

[Cayvmann]

I'm convinced. I say we start a new religion, based on this artefact of an obviously superior race of space "angels"

( I thought it was artifact, but spell checker tells me differently )

[Safe-Keeper]

I think it's artefact in UK English and artifact in US English, or the other way around.

[TheDoLittle]

I don't believe this for a second, of course, but it's a nice picture nonetheless.


Finally!!! We now know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried!

[Pogo]

And that's a dragon's skull directly above it.

[JoeTheJuggler]

I'm convinced. I say we start a new religion, based on this artefact of an obviously superior race of space "angels"

( I thought it was artifact, but spell checker tells me differently )

But that simply doesn't explain the facts.

My theory takes all the facts into account: when Noah built the Ark, the story handed down by word of mouth got a little garbled. There was actually a fleet of them (enough to hold all the animals as the Biblical record accurately states). One of them even had Bigfoot on it. That particular one got swept up in a Fortean, interplanetary river and crashed on Mars. That's why you see things like the mysterious plank (a timber from the Ark) and Bigfoot on Mars. This human skull was obviously one of Noah's relatives that commanded the Mars-bound Ark.

See? My theory explains everything!
;)

[JoeTheJuggler]

I think it's artefact in UK English and artifact in US English, or the other way around.
Either way, though, an artifact is a made thing. Unless it's meant to be a carving or other model of a skull, a skull isn't an artifact (or artefact).

[TheDoLittle]

But that simply doesn't explain the facts.

My theory takes all the facts into account: when Noah built the Ark, the story handed down by word of mouth got a little garbled. There was actually a fleet of them (enough to hold all the animals as the Biblical record accurately states). One of them even had Bigfoot on it. That particular one got swept up in a Fortean, interplanetary river and crashed on Mars. That's why you see things like the mysterious plank (a timber from the Ark) and Bigfoot on Mars. This human skull was obviously one of Noah's relatives that commanded the Mars-bound Ark.

See? My theory explains everything!
;)

But you forgot the method of how that ark got to another planet...

I suspect as that ark approached Atlantis, the aliens there were also evacuating because of the flood and they activated their entersuperpandiemenshunal stargate it accidentally grabbed the ark (because of the astro-harmonics of the horns on the last two surviving unicorns) and flung it toward red planet. Since it's well known that Mars was wet and lush back then, they were able to survive and thrive for centuries, creating the pyramids and carving the face to mark their existence for those who come after.

It will all be revealed in the new Testament of this new religion.

[Cayvmann]

Either way, though, an artifact is a made thing. Unless it's meant to be a carving or other model of a skull, a skull isn't an artifact (or artefact).

Aaarrrggghhhhh, Damn spell checker, it couldn't even tell me I had the wrong word, much less the wrong continental context!

Could still be a relic, I guess, more likely an alien fossil. ( could be a rock, but that's no fun ( apologies to geologists) )

I still say this justifies a new religion. Rock-sta-farians?

[Aitch]

About 40% across the picture, just below the line where the sane ends and the rocks begin, Barney the Dinosaur is watching a teddy bear. :confused:;)

[TheDoLittle]

I still say this justifies a new religion. Rock-sta-farians?

JA!!

[BPSCG]

I'm waiting for the rest of him to climb out of the ground (http://www.daylife.com/photo/0d8F2hPa691SC).

[Drewbot]

Is that a cervical collar around his neck?

[sts60]

No. One of those U-shaped traveler's pillows. (It's a long flight to Mars.)

[Tanstaafl]

And I thought it was an old storm trooper helmet.

[prewitt81]

And I thought it was an old storm trooper helmet.

2-1B Medical droid.

http://swnz.dr-maul.com/images/2009/WSMI_01.jpg

[desertyeti]

T-800 endoskeleton

[Cayvmann]

JA!!

I hear the Martians had the best smoke.....

[Fizzer]

What's more shocking is that there's clearly a Jawa Sandcrawler on Mars!
(see above the "skull")


http://www.metropolismag.com/pov/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/sandcrawler.jpg

[Wolrab]

Above the skull and the sandcrawler, I see Starvin' Marvin squatting.

[Ysidro]

And I thought it was an old storm trooper helmet.

Me too!

[Z]

Relax, they said. Don't worry, they said. No one would EVER look there for a body!

Geez, it's getting so a guy can't hide evidence ANYWHERE any more!!!

[Harpyja]

Relax, they said. Don't worry, they said. No one would EVER look there for a body!

Geez, it's getting so a guy can't hide evidence ANYWHERE any more!!!

I told you to use the sand monster!

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/9/99/Mouth.jpg/250px-Mouth.jpg

[JoeTheJuggler]

Been done already.

I don't think it's the same picture (or same rock) as the one in the "alien skull" thread.

[TheDoLittle]

Ooohh!! I see bigfoot has also survived the Ark disaster:


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[JoeTheJuggler]

Ooohh!! I see bigfoot has also survived the Ark disaster
Now I don't know if that coprolite came from Bigfoot or one of the other animals on that particular Ark (such as a dragon or even a unicorn).

But, yes--the interplanetary Ark theory explains it all! And Bigfoot definitely survived the Ark crash landing:
http://www.ufo-reports.com/images/BigFootOnMars1.jpg

[JoeTheJuggler]

Actually, the skull was left behind following an all-Bigfoot production of Hamlet.

Alas, poor Yorick! Many were the times he hath been photographed and filmed in poor focus. . .

ETA: Yes, Bigfoot community theater is quite an experience. It gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "chew the scenery".

[JcR]

Finally!!! We now know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried!

Not only could this be a celestial burial on Mars, but maybe the one/ones that disposed of Hoffa
way out there (why not the moon? heck of a lot closer) left behind some incriminating evidence.
We may have more than just Martian dust to speculate about.

An enhancement of this picture with a special program (of course)
I can clearly see what appears to be a indentation (partial heel print maybe) on the lower right.
If we could match it with a know primate (I assume it is a biped)
we may have our culprit (or another mysterious Nightmare on our hands here)

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_283964a02999676b26.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=16239)

[dudalb]

So John Carter finally lost a fight?

[Bill Thompson]

The photo (at the start of the thread) looks like a grave yard of skulls of a variety of extraterrestrial beings if you use your imagination

[Femke]

Ooh, I just saw the eyes of Mona Lisa! On the boundary with the sand, just above the group of white rocks, you can see the upper part of a face, with quite regular features, cocked somewhat to the left.
Do aliens forge art?

[Cicero]

This is a prop form Space Cowboys II. Except that it looks better than Tommy Lee Jones with flesh.

[TheDoLittle]

Actually, the skull was left behind following an all-Bigfoot production of Hamlet.

Alas, poor Yorick! Many were the times he hath been photographed and filmed in poor focus. . .

ETA: Yes, Bigfoot community theater is quite an experience. It gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "chew the scenery".

Rock-sta-farianism is my religion and JoeTheJuggler is it's prophet!

[TheDoLittle]

Not only could this be a celestial burial on Mars, but maybe the one/ones that disposed of Hoffa
way out there (why not the moon? heck of a lot closer) left behind some incriminating evidence.
We may have more than just Martian dust to speculate about.

An enhancement of this picture with a special program (of course)
I can clearly see what appears to be a indentation (partial heel print maybe) on the lower right.
If we could match it with a know primate (I assume it is a biped)
we may have our culprit (or another mysterious Nightmare on our hands here)

SHILL!! Dis-info agent!! JREF Heretic!! Pimple POPPER!!!

Everyone knows that the moon only exists as a soundstage at Area 51 and the moon we see at night is just a hologram projected by Boy Scout initiates into the Illuminati!

Your Photoshop-Fu is weak....

[shemp]

I think I found something even better!

[TheDoLittle]

I think I found something even better!

I'd sacrifice a virgin to that!

[X]

And I thought it was an old storm trooper helmet.

Me three.
Wow, there are a lot of nerds on this board.



2-1B Medical droid.

http://swnz.dr-maul.com/images/2009/WSMI_01.jpg


No. Look at the swollen bits on the lower jaw.
http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Star_Wars_StormTrooper-Helmet.jpg

[JollyRoger]

OMG thats Marvin the Martian I guess Bugs Bunny finally got the poor little guy

[JollyRoger]

Hay look what else they found, looks like the Military has been holding out on us.
http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn264/Dances-with-Madness/avatars/Misc/marscopy.jpg?t=1241941150

[I Ratant]

A last gasp scenic flight..

[Eos of the Eons]

Oh, that's where the predator went to die in peace... There's a petrified bear head too, just a little down and to the right. Looks like paddington :P

[shemp]

A last gasp scenic flight..

An obvious fake. The shadows of the plane and the rocks are in different directions. Clearly, you photoshopped the rocks into the picture!

[JollyRoger]

Pokes Shemp in eyes "Bink" Oh a wise guy ay

[BTMO]

Oh dear...

The truthers will be foaming over this one...