Perhaps you want to Rephrase that.

[Skeptic]

Two recent headlines:

"Bill Gates Unveils Junk E-mail Software"

"Hemphill Wins Unprecedented 6th NRA National Police Shooting Championship"

These headlines don't mean what I think they mean, do they?

[Tricky]

My personal favorite:

"Urologist in trouble with his peers"

[clk]

A treasure trove: http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/index.shtml

"New plan: Kill endangered species to save them"

"Eat Kids Free"

[peptoabysmal]

"Tiger Woods Plays With Own Balls, Nike Says"

[Marvel Frozen]

Here's one that was in a local paper a while back:
"Voters Approve Extension of Pubic Safety Tax"

[subgenius]

Two of my faves:

"Miracle Invention Turns Trash Into Energy: Only Problem Is It Doesn't Work."

"None Dead in Storm."