Those questions you shouldn't ask a fundie?

[welshdean]

Guys/Gals (delete as appropriate),
please, please help me. I'm trying to find 'those' questions, which I believe were asked of a biblical fundamentalist. You know the ones? You must do!!!

I've googled for two hours now and still haven't found them. As I recall, the questions include;
My daughter has been raped, should I round up the people from my city or just a few from my town to stone her?

My neighbour washed his car on sunday...............!


I think some of you guys will remember this 'Letter to a Fundie'. Unfortunately, conficker put paid to my saved doc. Please help me out if you can, I've got a JW on his third visit in a week!!!!!!!!!!!:covereyes

[Madalch]

http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACanadian_10-02.html

[thull]

think this is similar to what you're looking for (http://www.ebonmusings.org/atheism/guestessays/religion101.html)

[paximperium]

Did Jesus and Mary get it on?
Did Jesus or any of his Disciples get it on?

[slingblade]

I tried going over to Fundies Say the Darnedest Things to look for it on your behalf, but after 45 seconds of reading the first page, I had to gouge out my eyes. Teh stupid, he blinded me.

Sorry.

[Madalch]

Okay, now I want a picture of Ken Hovind ("Dr. Dino") with "He blinded me with Stupid!" scrawled on it, as sort of a LOLCreationist.

[Fnord]

My personal favorite:

"What is the value of Pi, and why doesn't 1st Kings 7:23 get it right?"

But that's just me.

[Fnord]

I tried going over to Fundies Say the Darnedest Things to look for it on your behalf, but after 45 seconds of reading the first page, I had to gouge out my eyes. Teh stupid, he blinded me. Sorry.
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I should have stopped at "You are not a Christian for Christians don't accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian." (by "Troy," on 2006-Feb-07), because the next quote stated that "... sodomizing a child is OK." (by "Kirabellydancer," on 2007-Oct-21)

At least the one before it said, "What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible?" (by "LittleLambofJesus," on 2006-Oct-16)

[welshdean]

Nice one, I've got what I wanted.

Now then, what do I do?



I could recount our meetings, I suppose I should, I'll put up a full chronology tomorrow and follow it up with the musings of an 'undecided JW that knocked the wrong door'.

Should I start a new thread that details it all from the start?

[TraneWreck]

I would ask them, "like hey, man, what's the deal? Why are you such a douche? You need to mellow out and stuff."

[slingblade]

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I should have stopped at "You are not a Christian for Christians don't accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian." (by "Troy," on 2006-Feb-07),

Yeah, we know Troy. :D


because the next quote stated that "... sodomizing a child is OK." (by "Kirabellydancer," on 2007-Oct-21)

:eye-poppi Yup. That's an eye-gouger, all right.

At least the one before it said, "What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible?" (by "LittleLambofJesus," on 2006-Oct-16)

Ah, yeah. Someone, I hope, told LittleLambofJesus that a functioning brain helps deter bad baaahavior...

[ParrotPirate]

I would ask "Were your parents related before they were married?"

[Orphia Nay]

think this is similar to what you're looking for (http://www.ebonmusings.org/atheism/guestessays/religion101.html)

That is mind-blowingly awesome! Thanks for that! :)

[Patsy]

I think you are looking for this?

http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/drlaura.asp

[Hokulele]

Yeah, we know Troy. :D


Yep.

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=107504

:D

[arthwollipot]

Okay, now I want a picture of Ken Hovind ("Dr. Dino") with "He blinded me with Stupid!" scrawled on it, as sort of a LOLCreationist.Kent.