Two dead horses (how to harness them together)

[geni]

What was that old joke about trying to get several dead horses together to try and pull something?

To the average person who reads the astrology column in the daily newspaper, the statement that those “fun predictions” have some serious relationship to their health would probably be startling, if not ludicrous. To serious practitioners of the medical arts, such a statement borders on heresy! Nevertheless, a serious study on the foundations of medical practice would demonstrate that medicine developed from astrology. Astrology begat medicine (as well as most of the other modern sciences, either directly or indirectly) and in turn, medicine begat nutrition. Each of these sciences is concerned with maintaining good health, which is the principal concern of this book.


the book (yes someone wrote a book on this) (http://lovestarz.com/jansky.html)

They even have pretty pictures
http://lovestarz.com/janskychart1.gif

[Ed]

Thank you. I now have an avatar

[arcticpenguin]

Hey, why not throw a Star of David in there just to rope in every possible mark - I mean customer.

[tracer]

So ... why is the snake eating a swastika?

[Agammamon]

Yah, and chenistry developed from alchemy but that doesn't mean alchemy is worth a crap.

[Rolfe]

Geni, I'm sure there are more than two dead horses in there. Hey, I'm a vet, I know all about dead horses! :D

There's astrology, and alchemy, and some sort of colour therapy, and homoeopathy, and is that all?

Rolfe.

[Goshawk]

Nope, you left out "gymnastics". That's Nadia Comaneci in the middle there, with her feet on top of her head...

[Aoidoi]

Originally posted by Goshawk
Nope, you left out "gymnastics". That's Nadia Comaneci in the middle there, with her feet on top of her head... I dunno, if it can get women into that position it's got to be good, right?

On the other hand, I do have the odd prediliction for women who's spines have not been shattered.

Weird, I know.

;)

[Ratman_tf]

Originally posted by tracer
So ... why is the snake eating a swastika?

Dunno. Snakes and swastikas have been mystic or religious symbols for a long time.

[UnrepentantSinner]

Originally posted by Aoidoi
I dunno, if it can get women into that position it's got to be good, right?

On the other hand, I do have the odd prediliction for women who's spines have not been shattered.

Weird, I know.

;)

Rolfe, add Chiropractic to your list.

[MoeFaux]

Originally posted by Goshawk
Nope, you left out "gymnastics". That's Nadia Comaneci in the middle there, with her feet on top of her head...

I can do that.

[Charlie in Dayton]

You may consider this an official request for photographic evidence to substantiate that claim...

[Darat]

Originally posted by Charlie in Dayton
You may consider this an official request for photographic evidence to substantiate that claim...

Totally agree, there is no way we can believe such an extraordinary claim without extraordinary evidence - say a video? :D

[geni]

We have a new entry for most dead horses

http://users.med.auth.gr/~karanik/english/vet/psyche2.htm

So far I have found homeopathy, acupuncture, psysic and dowsing.

I'm afaride the picture is not as pretty this time
http://users.med.auth.gr/~karanik/english/vet/medacul.gif

Edited because Groo spotted I can't even copy properly.

[Groo]

I think you meant to write psychic and not physic... :D

[Correa Neto]

Originally posted by Rolfe
Geni, I'm sure there are more than two dead horses in there. Hey, I'm a vet, I know all about dead horses! :D

There's astrology, and alchemy, and some sort of colour therapy, and homoeopathy, and is that all?

Rolfe.

I am not a vet, but I also know a lot about dead horses. They stink and its not a wise idea to stop the smell by dumping gasoline and setting them on fire...:j2:

Oh, yes the topic...
Someone is making money on it. And I am not... Damn ethics.

Anedoctal evidence that accupuncture does not work-> a friend of mine hurt hi feet badly. Could barely walk and suffered a lot of pain. Went to the acupuncturist, got a few stings. " He! Look, I´m walking, it no longer hurts!". Three days later he went to an hospital for a quick surgery. Now, a week later, he is walking and feels no pain.

[geni]

I'm nominating this post (http://www.homeopathyhome.com/ultimate/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=10;t=000116;p=1#000 000) as anther attempt of multiple dead horse harnising.

WHEN DOCTORS FAIL and ASTROLOGERS DISAPPOINT YOU, Gems and Precious Stones come to your help.

In just one post we have homeopathy, numerology, crystal therpy and astrology.

[Rolfe]

Originally posted by geni
I'm nominating this post (http://www.homeopathyhome.com/ultimate/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=10;t=000116;p=1#000 000) as anther attempt of multiple dead horse harnising.Wow, this is rapidly attaining fame. You're the second person to point me at that post in about ten minutes.

However, I think my other informant (yes, Lost Boy, this is you....) has actually put his finger on the absolute ultimate (assuming one is allowed to nominate pretty much the entire web site). The Alternative Veterinary Medicine Centre (http://www.alternativevet.org/therapies.htm). The list on the left reads: "Homeopathy, Acupuncture, Moxibustion, Herbs, Aromatherapy, Tissue Salts, Bach Flowers, Laser, Magnet Therapy, Chiropractic, Nutrition, Crystals, Ultra-sound, Positive Health, Holistic Medicine." All this from one single vet. OK, Lost Boy, I won't go into details of exactly which university produced this particular fruitcake, no need to intrude on private grief. ;)

Rolfe.

[The Don]

That alternative vet site was so funny I almost had a little accident. To quote copyrighted material from that site:

Homeopathy, in particular, gives rise to no residues of drugs in food products, nor can it give rise to antibiotic resistance, making it a particularly attractive therapy on both cost and consumer confidence grounds alone. This aspect also makes it very attractive and practical for organic enterprises. The AVMC makes a special effort to help organic farmers to develop health programmes (see ‘in-conversion’ and ‘organic farming’).

I guess if you substitute "water" for "homeopathy" you end up with the same result.

I suppose I should have guessed that he went to Fen Polytechic

[Zep]

Originally posted by geni
I'm nominating this post (http://www.homeopathyhome.com/ultimate/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=10;t=000116;p=1#000 000) as anther attempt of multiple dead horse harnising.



In just one post we have homeopathy, numerology, crystal therpy and astrology. ...and crap. You forgot crap.

[Rolfe]

Originally posted by The Don
I suppose I should have guessed that he went to Fen Polytechic <FONT SIZE="+4">OUCH!</FONT>

Rolfe.