Post Sex.

[Big Les]

I found this "inventor"'s website on BadScience.net's miniblog. It's all pretty weird alt-sci alt-med stuff, but this page in particular has me stunned (!).

http://www.kadir-buxton.com/page14.htm

Is this a parody?

[Professor Yaffle]

Oh thanks for reminding me of this site - it is hilarious! And I think it's genuine. Hours of fun.

I love his CV:
http://www.kadir-buxton.com/page22.htm

[Big Les]

He thinks he invented microsurgery? And the bottle bank?

I like to think I can handle crazy. Maybe that I even *am* a bit crazy. But this guy... I mean... he's actually clinically ill, isn't he?

[Evilgiraffe]

He believes he can cure almost all mental illnesses by hitting folk round the head.

He's :rule10ing certifiable.

[Professor Yaffle]

He thinks he invented microsurgery? And the bottle bank?

I like to think I can handle crazy. Maybe that I even *am* a bit crazy. But this guy... I mean... he's actually clinically ill, isn't he?

Quite possibly. My grandfather developed bipolar disorder quite late in life and, when manic, was always contacting people with some new idea or invention he had thought up (not quite as loopy as these ones, but not that far off). If he had had access to the internet...

[Cavemonster]

He believes he can cure almost all mental illnesses by hitting folk round the head.

He's :rule10ing certifiable.

Perhaps someone should hit him round the head?

[Soapy Sam]

Be fair. A sound slap upside the head might help many people.
We might try it on Members of Parliament, for a start. Worth a try.

[Unlike a Bull]

call me old fashioned, but I don't think post sex is going to catch on.

[JFrankA]

Sounds like he's been watching the John Water's film "A Dirty Shame" too many times.... :D

[Big Les]

Are we certain it isn't an elaborate hoax? I mean, listen to this (http://www.kadir-buxton.com/page16.htm);

I point out that if the patient gets three more patients to try out the British Space Administration Drinking Game and show to their local Clergy and their personal Doctor that they are cured then they will be registered as a Saint in the Christian Church, even though this game is probably not how Jesus cured the mentally ill. A genuine halo is the reward.

He's either very clever and funny, or one gunman short of a posse.

[NoZed Avenger]

Joke. Must be.

At this point I would like to explain the difference between a stun and a punch. With the Kadir-Buxton Method, a patient standing on one leg whilst holding a rose would still be standing on one leg and holding a rose when they were cured. With a punch, the patient would be lying prone on the floor, and could well have dropped the rose. And just to add insult to injury, they would still be mentally ill. Try it for yourselves if you do not believe me.

[Big Les]

The Bad Sciencers (mostly) seem to think so.

http://www.badscience.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9245

It's damn hard to tell!

[Big Les]

Argh, double post, sorry. Firefox confounded me.

[Bikewer]

I must not be doing it right. I need an aspirin.....

[JFrankA]

I must not be doing it right. I need an aspirin.....

Hey, you know, that completely changes the "Not tonight dear, I have a headache..." excuse with

"Not tonight dear, I have a headache."
"Oh really????!!!! WHO HAVE YOU BEEN CHEATING WITH????????"

:D:D

[I Ratant]

I believe using a post for sex is a crime in many localities.
Having sex ON a post, though, that's somewhat of a feat.

[blobru]

The Bad Sciencers (mostly) seem to think so.

http://www.badscience.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9245

It's damn hard to tell!

I gotta vote real. Half of his blog entries (http://www.kadir-buxton.com/page21.htm) consist of perfectly plain, perfectly ordinary (far as I can tell, not up on my Scottish politics), perfectly boring political wonk policy advice:


Maximising the Labour Vote Under PR
12 May 2007
Dear Site Visitors

There is a need for a revitalised Labour Party in Scotland and Wales. The Mass Party Campaign has been campaigning since 1982 for an amendment of the Labour Party constitution 9 (2) (a) from ensuring there is a Labour Party branch in every Constituency, to having a Labour Party branch in every City, Town, and Village. We can only maximise the Labour vote under proportional representation by ensuring that there is Labour representation everywhere. This change in policy will take time and commitment by Labour Party activists, but is certainly worth doing in order to get the results that our supporters need. We do not have to see the Labour Party being the second party of Scotland. What we do have to see is some long term planning by the new Labour Leadership.

Yours faithfully
Andy Kadir-Buxton
'Red Rose Andy'


Anybody who'd go to the lengths to post stuff as brain-meltingly tedious as this just to cover his satirical tracks would have to be, well... crazy.

So either way, he's crazy (possibly a poli sci grad who sounds crazier the farther he gets from his expertise -- similar to the corn dogs guy, GRS, who also has several patents in pc peripherals and databases -- we could even call this syndrome "corndoggia").

But I agree, Les, hard to tell; if he is faking it to this extent, that is one crazy determined satirist.

[MikeSun5]

I found this "inventor"'s website on BadScience.net's miniblog. It's all pretty weird alt-sci alt-med stuff, but this page in particular has me stunned (!).

http://www.kadir-buxton.com/page14.htm

Is this a parody?

He's like a sexy ninja! That's the best thing I've read all day!

Perhaps someone should hit him round the head?

Just don't use the kung fu poke technique. I think he likes it...

[Typicallucas]

Argh, double post, sorry. Firefox confounded me.

When you said "double post" it gave me 15 orgasms in a row. You should list the invention of the double post on your CV.

Now if you'll excuse me I have some cleaning up to do.

[Typicallucas]

I have found that while love making, if the woman’s back is scratched in a pleasurable way at the same time, then during orgasm the lining of the womb is shed.

I bet his girlfriend is overjoyed that he is sharing this information with the public.

[Typicallucas]

Similarly, paedophiles can be made to stop attacking children when the Kadir-Buxton Method is used twice, if my method is used three times the paedophile can be so shocked by their previous behaviour that they commit suicide.

Another doozy. This guy's touch much be really disturbing to get a pedophile to commit suicide after three experiences.

[Typicallucas]

This guy is so creepy. His "inventions" that involve giving women orgasms and/or rooting around in their uterus with his finger are disturbing.

His other ideas are so half-baked it is embarrassing to read them. I really hope this is some kind of satire...

[jasonpatterson]

Wow, I'm really not sure what to think of him. As others have noted, if this isn't some really strange satire, then he's totally certifiable. He's definitely got a misogynistic bent to his satire/lunacy...

His method for delivering babies seems to be reaching in and pulling them out of the uterus.

The Buxton Handclap (http://www.kadir-buxton.com/page12.htm):
With The Buxton Handclap Method at the onset of labour, the birth canal is held open by the hands of the deliverer. (Body building will increased the strength of the deliverer so that they are strong enough to carry out the Method.)

...

And the handclap? It was a name given to the method so that everyone could remember it. If the deliverer cannot put both hands in the birth canal after birth and clap then the mother is considered ‘tight!’

[a_unique_person]

I found this "inventor"'s website on BadScience.net's miniblog. It's all pretty weird alt-sci alt-med stuff, but this page in particular has me stunned (!).

http://www.kadir-buxton.com/page14.htm

Is this a parody?

I think the tricky bit would be doing it hard enough to give them more pleasure than an orgasm, but not kill them. Perhaps you would just have to try some practice to get the balance right.

[a_unique_person]

He believes he can cure almost all mental illnesses by hitting folk round the head.

He's :rule10ing certifiable.

Can't be as harmful as sticking a knitting needle in their brain and turning it around till the frontal lobes resemble jelly.

[Professor Yaffle]

He has been known to make the occasional post on forums discussing him:

http://forums.healthiertalk.com/viewtopic.php?t=6421

He's Red Rose Andy on page 2.

And he's written to the EC! http://ec.europa.eu/health/ph_determinants/life_style/mental/green_paper/mental_gp_co105.pdf

More of his letters and comments on other webpages:
http://international.com.com/5208-10784_3-0.html?forumID=1&threadID=25362&messageID=244521&start=-1
http://labs.labour.org.uk/swc/200059/shaun_woodward__speech
http://mwglobal.org/app_letters/?m=20080304
http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/profile.jspa?userID=6729249&edition=2&ttl=20090528082836

And a facebook group dedicated to him:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=18033809480

A local newspaper article!
http://www.gainsboroughstandard.co.uk/news/INVENTIVE-ANDY-CAN-SAVE-PLANET.1947386.jp

If this guy is a spoof, he's a very dedicated one.

[Professor Yaffle]

These have got his photograph.
http://www.4ecotips.com/eco/article_show.php?aid=1014&id=244
http://www.bournelocal.co.uk/news/Inventor-claims-he-can-save.1983189.jp

[arthwollipot]

These have got his photograph.
http://www.4ecotips.com/eco/article_show.php?aid=1014&id=244
http://www.bournelocal.co.uk/news/Inventor-claims-he-can-save.1983189.jpOh, he looks like exactly the kind of person that I'd want spanking me!

[CardZeus]

LOL - and he can raise the dead

http://www.kadir-buxton.com/page6.htm

"I have personally resuscitated someone after twenty six minutes, which is far longer than conventional methods. Yes, this method does have its limits, and an attempt to use it on someone who had been dead for three and a half hours was a failure"

:boggled:

[Typicallucas]

This guy should legally change his name to Mr. Creepshow.

All I then had to do was wait until I came across a dead body, and the rest is history.

[Big Les]

That's eminently siggable (see below!)

You got an actual LOL from me at work earlier with your "double post" gag Typicallucas, great stuff.

[Delscottio]

Have a look at his CV http://www.kadir-buxton.com/page22.htm - Has to be satire.

I love the saved the dodo tree from extinction

[Typicallucas]

Thanks for the nod Big Les :)

[Gord_in_Toronto]

Have a look at his CV http://www.kadir-buxton.com/page22.htm - Has to be satire.

I love the saved the dodo tree from extinction

But he had better go back to work on "saving Canadian Caribou from extinction" (with or without the NDP) as Caribou facing extinction as recovery efforts stall, biologist says -- http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2008/05/21/bc-caribou-recovery-plan-stalled.html (http://www.cbc.ca/)

:scared:

[Starthinker]

I thought post sex is what happens after sex. Like when you put the goat and ferns away.

[Gord_in_Toronto]

I thought post sex is what happens after sex. Like when you put the goat and ferns away.

No. It's having sex with this:
http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_1070849a9a82650fd4.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=15456)

Look out for splinters. :(

[linusrichard]

If I'm going to post sex, it won't be on this forum...


Governments around the world have been looking for a safe alternative to sex

ORLY?

[MikeSun5]

Look out for splinters. :(

Zoinks! :eek:


...just wondering about the OP again... Once that guy had incapacitated his attacker, why was his first instinct to give him a slap 'round the buttocks, and not call the cops?
I know the first thing on my mind after a mugging is a little grabass.

[Big Les]

Just one of many mind-boggling things about that "article", let alone the site in general.