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wackyvorlon
2nd June 2009, 07:22 PM
It always seems to me that membership in the Illuminati would be a pretty good deal. Of course, nobody knows who the Illuminati are, and the Illuminati wouldn't admit who they are... I've had the thought before of printing off some Illuminati membership cards. The beauty is that no one could prove it false:P
Dog Town
2nd June 2009, 08:30 PM
I've had the thought before of printing off some Illuminati membership cards. The beauty is that no one could prove it false:P

Use our sekrit Logo!

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_109234a25ee3a23594.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=16575)
cwalner
2nd June 2009, 09:24 PM
A college friend of mine printed out membership cards for the group 'Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow' from the Illuminati game by Steve Jackson Games. I carried mine around for about 5 years. Does that count?
JimBenArm
3rd June 2009, 05:26 AM
http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/127934a266bd37c003.bmp (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=16576)

Wouldn't this be more appropriate?
timhau
3rd June 2009, 05:53 AM
Of course, nobody knows who the Illuminati are, and the Illuminati wouldn't admit who they are... I've had the thought before of printing off some Illuminati membership cards. The beauty is that no one could prove it false:P

Ha! So not true! I could do that simply by comparing your card to m...

Oh snap.
LightinDarkness
3rd June 2009, 06:17 AM
Use our sekrit Logo!

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_109234a25ee3a23594.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=16575)

Oh god, within 3 days of showing it to a CTer it would be front page news on Alex Jones and the 33 would provide "indisputable evidence" that the Illuminati were 33rd degree freemasons.
BenBurch
3rd June 2009, 06:20 AM
I can put you in touch with them.

Seriously.
8den
3rd June 2009, 07:22 AM
It always seems to me that membership in the Illuminati would be a pretty good deal. Of course, nobody knows who the Illuminati are, and the Illuminati wouldn't admit who they are... I've had the thought before of printing off some Illuminati membership cards. The beauty is that no one could prove it false:P

Not having your decoder ring is a dead giveaway.
Sabrina
3rd June 2009, 08:05 AM
Shouldn't the number be 42 though? :p
Donal
3rd June 2009, 08:36 AM
Oh god, within 3 days of showing it to a CTer it would be front page news on Alex Jones and the 33 would provide "indisputable evidence" that the Illuminati were 33rd degree freemasons.


That reminds me: I've always wondered what CTers think of Rolling Rock beer.
Dog Town
3rd June 2009, 10:46 AM
Shouldn't the number be 42 though? :p

No,we're not concerned with the answer to the Universe! Back atcha:p
IMST
3rd June 2009, 10:54 AM
That reminds me: I've always wondered what CTers think of Rolling Rock beer.

I very well might do a little Rolling Rock research and find a good CT board to troll with my theory. If I do, I hope to post the results in the Stundie nominations thread.
Z
3rd June 2009, 11:20 AM
We tried printing up membership cards, but people started using the scripts as a medium of exchange for goods and services. Those weren't denominations, folks; those numbers referred to the Golden Degrees (which we called Dollars), and identified what Golden Level you had recently passed!

Our second attempt was preempted by the appearance of those dad-burned Credit Cards. Then, our Gold ID Coins got mistaken for real money!

I think we'll just start using stamped dildos to identify members. Surely no one would use those for money...
wackyvorlon
3rd June 2009, 02:17 PM
I think we'll just start using stamped dildos to identify members. Surely no one would use those for money...

Well, maybe in Texas....
Metullus
3rd June 2009, 03:48 PM
We will be having a New Membership Table at TAM this year (it is the annual NWO Illuminati Membership Drive and Bake Off).

Look for the guys in the black suits and sun-glasses. Ask for Norm.
Alferd_Packer
3rd June 2009, 06:34 PM
Join now and receive a Tee Shirt (http://rlv.zcache.com/illuminati_symbol_tshirt-p23560797457750253637fm_400.jpg) and a free card game (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati_(game))
Robster, FCD
3rd June 2009, 07:33 PM
We will be having a New Membership Table at TAM this year (it is the annual NWO Illuminati Membership Drive and Bake Off).

Look for the guys in the black suits and sun-glasses. Ask for Norm.

You mean these guys?

http://forums.randi.org/picture.php?albumid=187&pictureid=1147
oldmajor
3rd June 2009, 10:32 PM
Michael Richards is apparently a 33 degree mason. Not exactly a ringing endorsement for the current state of the organization. Of course that insane outburst at that comedy club could have just been staged as part of their overall plan to usher in a cashless one world government...
Orphia Nay
4th June 2009, 01:14 AM
There is a CTist card...
Robster, FCD
4th June 2009, 09:30 AM
Michael Richards is apparently a 33 degree mason. Not exactly a ringing endorsement for the current state of the organization. Of course that insane outburst at that comedy club could have just been staged as part of their overall plan to usher in a cashless one world government...

33rd degree is an honorary, pretty much reserved for celebs and leaders within the Scottish Rite branch of Masonry. Its sort of like an honorary degree from a college or university, somewhat meaningless. He joined and worked his way through the ranks (which can be done in a couple years), and has less to do with personal character than a mild interest in trying to be a better person.

A few years ago, during a mayor's race involving a gay man who was slowly working his way out of the closet, some of the people that I know were local freemasons made some very homophobic remarks. They are people, flawed just like the rest of us.

I was once very interested in joining the freemasons, based on their historic positions on tolerance and freedom of religion, but as this was when I was beginning to identify as an atheist, and atheist is the one religious group (?) not allowed within the American lodge system, I dropped the idea.
bob_cadaver
6th June 2009, 03:45 PM
We will be having a New Membership Table at TAM this year (it is the annual NWO Illuminati Membership Drive and Bake Off).

Look for the guys in the black suits and sun-glasses. Ask for Norm.

Excellent. Evildoing and world dominating here I come!
firecoins
7th June 2009, 11:59 AM
I applied for ans was accepted as a member of the Illuminati but I accepted early decision to NYU and couldn't go.
Donal
7th June 2009, 12:12 PM
Dude, the institution of "higher learning" is just the academy for the NWO.

Why do you think so many woos shun education?
dudalb
8th June 2009, 01:58 PM
God, I had a lot of fun back in college playing the Illuminati card game. I always like the oribital mind control lasers, myself.
ANd I loved that the Society for Creative Anarchronism is one of the majors groups out to take over the world.....
JollyRoger
13th June 2009, 11:41 AM
Join now and receive a Tee Shirt (http://rlv.zcache.com/illuminati_symbol_tshirt-p23560797457750253637fm_400.jpg) and a free card game (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati_(game))

If their real and as powerful as people say How come they never came up with a PC version if their Card game. :D

Probably cant afford it