If you're stuck for a Christmas present...

[mummymonkey]

.. for that special little idolater in your life.

Sports Jesus (http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues.html)

[El Greco]

This is nothing compared to that (http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/divine_dildos.html).

[Some Friggin Guy]

THe Martial Arts Statue was a riot!

So was Greco's link, but be careful with that one if you are at work. Especially if you, like me, work with a bunch of fundies.

Edit: Sorry, I spelled Greco's name wrong.