jasonpatterson
5th June 2009, 08:31 PM
I am convinced that the JREF forum has healing powers. I cut my finger the other day with a hacksaw, and it's been hurting every time I type. I've been asking the gods for help with my problem, and today, I received an answer! My mouse was fixed!
I've got a scroll mouse, and while the button function of the scroll wheel has continued working fine, the scrolling function died some months ago. Recently, while typing on the JREF forum I absentmindedly tried to scroll with the mouse, and it worked when I tried to go down the page, but not up. The mouse had been partially healed, but I was blind to the power of JREF's web-based aura. Luckily the gods smiled upon me again and completely fixed my mouse tonight! When that happened, I realized that this couldn't possibly have happened by chance, or because my 3 year old was banging it on the desk for half an hour earlier, but that it must have been a certified miracle!
Never mind that I was asking the gods to fix my finger, after all, prayers are often answered in ways we don't expect, and we all know that when the gods close Windows, they always open a port. I feel so blessed to have been present at this event; this has changed me and will deeply affect the rest of my life.
I've got a scroll mouse, and while the button function of the scroll wheel has continued working fine, the scrolling function died some months ago. Recently, while typing on the JREF forum I absentmindedly tried to scroll with the mouse, and it worked when I tried to go down the page, but not up. The mouse had been partially healed, but I was blind to the power of JREF's web-based aura. Luckily the gods smiled upon me again and completely fixed my mouse tonight! When that happened, I realized that this couldn't possibly have happened by chance, or because my 3 year old was banging it on the desk for half an hour earlier, but that it must have been a certified miracle!
Never mind that I was asking the gods to fix my finger, after all, prayers are often answered in ways we don't expect, and we all know that when the gods close Windows, they always open a port. I feel so blessed to have been present at this event; this has changed me and will deeply affect the rest of my life.