View Full Version : Federal Reserve Building About to Catch Fire And Collapse at Free Fall Speed?
Sword_Of_Truth
11th June 2009, 04:14 PM
One of our usual gang of idiots has escaped the CT forum playpen and is polluting the Politics forum (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=145247) with his fantasies about a possible Federal Reserve audit that could forever defeat the NWO.
Except he's forgotten who he is dealing with. We all know what happens to buildings full or records that incriminate our dark overlords... don't we? ;)
So... who has the keys to the nano-thermate locker? :D
LightinDarkness
11th June 2009, 05:25 PM
I have a feeling that when this passes but it turns out everything was A-OK that the CT hysteria is going to go through the roof.
dudalb
11th June 2009, 05:29 PM
Ron Paul seems convinced this will cause the collsapse of the Federal Reserve. No wonder the guy's presendential run never got anywhere.
Sword_Of_Truth
11th June 2009, 05:48 PM
I have a feeling that when this passes but it turns out everything was A-OK that the CT hysteria is going to go through the roof.
Agreed on both points. They won't find anything truly earth shattering. They may find some mundane shenanigans, like in 1965 banker Bob minted 1000$ to pay off a hooker kind of thing, but nothing like what the Alex Jones acolytes are hoping for. But they'll go insane over it regardless.
Here's where they'll shoot themselves in the foot though. They'll likely make up some reason why the books simply HAD to have been altered. Probably something a little more thinly veiled than "because we can't have our world view questioned". Unfortunately, this will put one of their favorite 9/11 pet theories, that WTC7 was blown up to hide incriminating records, in jeopardy.
They'll be stuck having to explain why one building had to be blown up to hide the evidence, while another building simply had ninja-accountants spend a night or two cooking the books.
So you all see that, twoofers? Your next big CT will be DOA (Debunked on Arrival).
Start making your excuses now...
Horatius
11th June 2009, 06:59 PM
They'll be stuck having to explain why one building had to be blown up to hide the evidence, while another building simply had ninja-accountants spend a night or two cooking the books.
So you all see that, twoofers? Your next big CT will be DOA (Debunked on Arrival).
Start making your excuses now...
It's easy - the Diligence of the Truthers Found Out Their Evil Plan, so, Obviously, They Couldn't Do It That Way Again!
See? We beat the NWO! WooT!
ktesibios
11th June 2009, 08:15 PM
I have a feeling that when this passes but it turns out everything was A-OK that the CT hysteria is going to go through the roof.
Since it turns out that the Fed has been audited regularly since it was created, it wouldn't surprise me a bit if no "smoking guns" turn up.
You can read about the audit history of the Fed here (http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/3616/flaherty6.html)
Ron Paul seems convinced this will cause the collsapse of the Federal Reserve. No wonder the guy's presendential run never got anywhere.
I had been under the impression that Congresscritters had staffs who could go out and do research for them. If so, I wonder how Paul could possibly remain ignorant of the fact that the GAO has performed over 100 financial and performance audits of the Federal Reserve system since 1978, particularly since a mere layman like myself could turn up that information with just a couple of minutes of tapping at a keyboard.
I have to wonder- does he genuinely believe these egregiously counterfactual CTS, or is it more likely that he feels obligated to serve his market by matching the sheer guanophrenia of his supporters?
dropzone
11th June 2009, 09:23 PM
Ron Paul is old. He doesn't "tap at keyboards" because that is Women's Work. He barks the command, and in minutes a report lands on his lap that reflects his beliefs. He's an MD and that is how life has worked for him since med school.
BeAChooser
11th June 2009, 09:45 PM
Since it turns out that the Fed has been audited regularly since it was created, it wouldn't surprise me a bit if no "smoking guns" turn up.
Want to bet?
http://www.examiner.com/x-6495-National-Intelligence-Examiner~y2009m5d22-Federal-Reserve-Inspector-General-hedges-on-trillions-missing-in-Congressional-hearing
The Inspector General of the Federal Reserve in the video below acknowledges that trillions of dollars cannot be accounted for. The astonishing five-minute clip is taken from a Congressional hearing where Federal Reserve Inspector General Elizabeth Coleman is questioned by Congressman Alan Grayson of Florida on May 6th about huge amounts of money for which the Federal Reserve is responsible.
The Inspector General avoids answering almost every question asked by the Congressman. In fact, she appears in this video clip to know less about the finances of the Federal Reserve than Congressman Grayson.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUreWxKGOkY
:D
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