corplinx
3rd December 2003, 07:03 AM
Newsmax was recently cited here as the source of a story about Hillary Clinton holding up thanksgiving in Aghanistan and then bucking to the front of the chow line while Pres. Bush was serving turkey to the troops in Baghdad.
A great followup appeared on NewsMax but like many stories on NewsMax and WorldNetDaily it dissappeared shortly afterward. These guys must be running IIS or something.
However, I found the story in my internet cache and and pasting it here for you guys:
Whore of Babylon Visits Troops Part 2
NewsMax.com Wires
Tuesday, Dec. 4, 2003
Unnamed sources have confirmed more acts against God and nature perpetrated by Hillary Clinton during her visit to Afghanistan.
"She grabbed me by my elbow and told me to grab her a turkey leg or else" said one man who claimed Clinton ordered him to be her personal waiter. "She kept saying things like 'Get me more mashed potatoes you babykiller".
"She also asked me if I had any grey poupon several times and broke out laughing each time, she makes a noise like a warthog short of breath when she laughs" said the unnamed hero. "She was pleasant besides all that, she didn't sweat much for a fat chick."
According to other sources, when dessert was announced she ran to head of the line and grabbed an entire cheesecake which she proceeded to eat in 5 bites.
According to another unnamed source "she then smiled real big and cut a 10 second 5 octave fart, and it smelled terrible. I mean bad. Bad, bad, bad. The medic says I have permanent damage to my sinuses and the soft tissues of my eyes.".
Another unnamed source claims "she laughed real big and said, now you know what killed Vince Foster, the smell was so bad I had to leave without dessert".
An unnamed colonel from Afghanistan reports "the chow hall still smelled like a paper mill the next day, we eventually buried and roped it off so the locals wouldnt accidentally run into it. We are now serving meals in a lean-to next to the head"
Another accurate, reliable, and balanced newsmax story.
A great followup appeared on NewsMax but like many stories on NewsMax and WorldNetDaily it dissappeared shortly afterward. These guys must be running IIS or something.
However, I found the story in my internet cache and and pasting it here for you guys:
Whore of Babylon Visits Troops Part 2
NewsMax.com Wires
Tuesday, Dec. 4, 2003
Unnamed sources have confirmed more acts against God and nature perpetrated by Hillary Clinton during her visit to Afghanistan.
"She grabbed me by my elbow and told me to grab her a turkey leg or else" said one man who claimed Clinton ordered him to be her personal waiter. "She kept saying things like 'Get me more mashed potatoes you babykiller".
"She also asked me if I had any grey poupon several times and broke out laughing each time, she makes a noise like a warthog short of breath when she laughs" said the unnamed hero. "She was pleasant besides all that, she didn't sweat much for a fat chick."
According to other sources, when dessert was announced she ran to head of the line and grabbed an entire cheesecake which she proceeded to eat in 5 bites.
According to another unnamed source "she then smiled real big and cut a 10 second 5 octave fart, and it smelled terrible. I mean bad. Bad, bad, bad. The medic says I have permanent damage to my sinuses and the soft tissues of my eyes.".
Another unnamed source claims "she laughed real big and said, now you know what killed Vince Foster, the smell was so bad I had to leave without dessert".
An unnamed colonel from Afghanistan reports "the chow hall still smelled like a paper mill the next day, we eventually buried and roped it off so the locals wouldnt accidentally run into it. We are now serving meals in a lean-to next to the head"
Another accurate, reliable, and balanced newsmax story.