Travis
3rd July 2009, 01:41 AM
In a Stundie awards first (at least on my watch) we had a tie for the best of the worst from May.
The FDR is added to track systems it is not a part of the plane.
Where might one find an FDR?
It is in the tail of the plane.
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If you go up in a helicopter in New York and hover for 4 hours and then come back down to earth you should be in Los Angeles, not New York ( if the Earth were really moving ).
Gravity does not account for the copter still being in New York, it would only account for the copter not falling out of the sky back to Earth.
If Copernicanism can be proven wrong, that the universe is geocentric or geostatic and not heliocentric then
Darwinism will fall, then Marxism will fall and then Freudism will fall. All Satans lies will fall like dominoes one afer the other.
Were both deemed so awesome they both won.
So double congrats.
http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/1110746a2433fc6d0e.gif
Teh 28th Annual Stundie Awards Finals of June 2009
1) Remember THAT randomly capitalizing CERTAIN words in your WRITING totally gives YOU so MUCH MORE credibility. After all who needs sound arguments when you got that awesome Caps Lock key?
I believe they CONCENTRATED MAGNETS onto the site of the WORLD TRADE CENTERS... to BRING THEM DOWN, INSTANTLY.. by PUSHING some BUTTON to some SATELLITE MACHINE Hoovering over the Towers in Space or maybe something here on the ground.. POINTED at the TOWERS to 'GET THE CURRENT RUNNING' ...all while smiling wickedly, watching it LIVE on closed circuit DISPLAYS SCREENS.
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2) This would be curious only if aircraft engines came with that "self excavating" option Pratt & Whitney is always pushing.
So you think Flight 93 buried itself into the ground, except for some smaller pieces, yet the closest thing we have to a picture showing any of this buried plane being excavated, is part of an engine rotor curiously poised by the backhoe bucket.
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3) Well, I guess we should start figuring out what clade Mothman should be classified in.
There is at least one witness to the Pentagon flyover. If you have an eyewitness, it is no longer a theory.
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4) I guess someone was trying to get their work featured as an example of a non sequitur.
Obama's mom had a passport. Her husband was from Kenya. So Obama's mom was in Kenya when Barry was born.
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5) I somehow doubt this will work.
NEVER say you understand when talking to a judge, cop, or any other sleazy gov agent. in legalese you would be admitting you stand under their authority or their charges and you give your freedom away. you don't understand. you don't grasp, seize, comprehend, nor fathom. you're just plain stoopid hehe
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6) To defeat them we will have to do nothing! Awesome, I'm off to an AM/PM for a Red Bull and Doritos to help with the fight.
This is the formula of the New World Order: lure the people into attacking The New World Order (chaos), and use that chaos to engineer a greater and greater power for the New World Order: order out of chaos, or, what I will call in this article, order out of attacking the New World Order.
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7) Debunking Moon Hoaxes is nice but it would help to....oh, I don't know....consult a science book or wikipedia beforehand.
They went there to take pictures of the moon. The cameras weren't designed to take pictures of stars.
Cameras are designed to record light bouncing off objects. Thats what stars do, reflect light.
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8) Piles of debris and subways are now airtight and PATH didn't exist....who knew?
How did the oxygen get under thousands of tons of debris?
Where do the subway tunnels lead under the building? Were there holes in the roof of the subway tunnel to allow oxygen to the fire
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9) Who says that stupid ideas need to be consistent?
The odds of both collapsing in the same manner in approx the exact amount of time is an absolute impossibility despite the fact that they were indeed " TWINS "
Why did Tower 2 collapse before Tower 1 did? Was the fire hotter in Two despite the fuel being exactly the same?
****
10) That the powers didn't just get GWB to appoint Barrack as his VP then mysteriously die of a heart attack can only prove the NWO fetish for over-complication and redundancy.
The whole plan was to get 8 years of bitching and whining about conservatives so they could put a left wing kook in the White House. THEY don't want the US to be a superpower any more and they know that what made the US a superpower in the first place was Capitalism and American Conservative Values. So to eliminate the US as a superpower they had to eliminate conservatives. And 8 years of non-stop bashing, lying, made up gunk, garbage about Bush, getting pissed at every tiny thing, like no-bid contracts in Iraq chasing Halliburton out of the country, and Blackwater, and ***** GITMO! (who gives a CRAP?!) accomplished the task. It got Republicans out and the ANOINTED ONE in, didn't it! Now look at the country. Its F-ed for the next century. The rest of your natural life.
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11) Where there is no air there is no equal and opposite reactions. Take that Newton!
Man never set foot on the moon. If a Cessna 172 were in space would a spinning propeller have any effect on forward movement, or would the plane not move because of no air molecules?
A rocket may propel on earth, because it pushes against the earth or the air, in outer space, there is no air to push against, rockets are not effective in deep space.
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12) The only thing preventing a horrible dictatorship is term limits. So where were the FDR death camps?
Read and take action. This is a well thought out conspiracy.
Earlier this year, Rep. Jose Serrano, D-N.Y. Introduced H. J. Res. 5, a bill that would repeal The Constitution’s 22nd Amendment which prohibits a president from being elected to more than two terms in office, thus potentially paving the way to make Barack Obama president for life. Not Surprisingly, the corporate media currently caught up in Obama-mania has not covered this story. Will George W. Bush end up being the last true U.S. President?”
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13) Since when are "observations" (even wrong ones) "definitions?" Did the thesaurus auto-replace screw up?
I REPEAT: by DEFINITION: only controlled demolitions look like controlled demolitions. WTC 7 looked like a CONTROLLED DEMOLITION becuase it WAS a controlled demolition.
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14) Short answer: no. Long answer: nope.
Haven't you noticed that governments set up agencies that operate in secret, sometimes with "black" budgets and that sometimes these agencies become autonomous, developing their own independent sources of funding, unaccountable to anyone but themselves?
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15) Strangely I can find no classes for "American Words." Maybe it's hidden in the same place they teach "Iran words."
How is it that the Iran protesters have American Written Words on their signs? I know the CIA is behind this protest. When we protest in America we Americans do not write in Iran words on our protest signs. Something looks fishy Jon....quit watching the ball that the CIA is bouncing Jon. Remember Bush stole the election too. So if an election can be stolen in American then an election can be stolen in Iran. It is not news to the thinkers in the World of Thought. Why do we care who wins the election in Iran when America is borrowing money from China; And America is a economically broke?
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16) So Brazil = Queen Elizabeth sycophants? Murderous sycophants?
I put Brazil in bold because I want to show that that is where Air France 447 originated from, and was blown up because Sarkozy angered the Queen by not inviting her to the 65th anniversary of D-Day. Notice Prince Charles ended up going.
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17) So first we get this:
2 people killed on 2 colliding trains symbolizes 22 and there are 22 connecting pathways of the kabbilistic tree of life. Also just by coincidence it happened on the 22nd day of the month, they love their rituals and the way it bombards the subconsciousness of the unaware.
But then it is announced that four people are dead.
Oh it was 4, well i saw it say 2 confirmed dead on the news when i got back tonight, guess i spoke too soon. Still i believe this was some kind of set up due to the date.
So.....4 dead on 2 colliding trains still symbolizes 22?
****
18) Usually a thesis statement is followed by a body of work that will support it. Apparently others disagree.
If the sun’s light could reach "so-called" Mars as the photos from NASA depict, then our night skies would not be dark.
If the Earth was truly spherical then when the earth would spin on its axis away from the sun, the earth's skies would still remain lit-up. Think of it in this matter, when you walk into a room lit-up by a lamp, upon facing the lamp you have the light directly before you, and if you turned your back against the lamp the light would be no longer before you but the surrounding spaces of that room would still be lit-up, same would apply for the space earth is in.
Now many come-back replies will be; “there’s nothing to reflect the sun’s light between earth and Mars to light up our night skies?” But its not the reflection of anything that manages to get the sun’s light to reach us here on Earth in the first place.
Use the room and lamp example again; there could be shiny reflective objects in the room, say a ninja sword, or an over & under shotgun above the fireplace but its not these objects reflections that are illuminating the surrounding space of the room, it’s the lamp (Sun).
****
19) It's one thing to conflate Terminal Velocity with Free Fall (gravitational) Acceleration. It's another to do it with such ridiculous arrogance.
Free fall acceleration can only happen in air, there can be no resistence. Deal with that fact and cut the denial double talk. Capish?
****
20) So with this established:
Fine,show me just one piece of the many hundreds of pieces of evidence that 911 wasn't an "inside job" that wasn't:
A. provided by the government itself (FBI,CIA,FAA,NORAD,FEMA,NIST etc.)
we transition to this:
“The Central Intelligence Agency owns everyone of any significance in the major media.”
by: William Colby
(1920-1996) former Director of the CIA
any questions?
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So, that's it for this month folks. There were so many good ones we could have had a whole other poll but.....that would have meant more work.:p
The FDR is added to track systems it is not a part of the plane.
Where might one find an FDR?
It is in the tail of the plane.
&
If you go up in a helicopter in New York and hover for 4 hours and then come back down to earth you should be in Los Angeles, not New York ( if the Earth were really moving ).
Gravity does not account for the copter still being in New York, it would only account for the copter not falling out of the sky back to Earth.
If Copernicanism can be proven wrong, that the universe is geocentric or geostatic and not heliocentric then
Darwinism will fall, then Marxism will fall and then Freudism will fall. All Satans lies will fall like dominoes one afer the other.
Were both deemed so awesome they both won.
So double congrats.
http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/1110746a2433fc6d0e.gif
Teh 28th Annual Stundie Awards Finals of June 2009
1) Remember THAT randomly capitalizing CERTAIN words in your WRITING totally gives YOU so MUCH MORE credibility. After all who needs sound arguments when you got that awesome Caps Lock key?
I believe they CONCENTRATED MAGNETS onto the site of the WORLD TRADE CENTERS... to BRING THEM DOWN, INSTANTLY.. by PUSHING some BUTTON to some SATELLITE MACHINE Hoovering over the Towers in Space or maybe something here on the ground.. POINTED at the TOWERS to 'GET THE CURRENT RUNNING' ...all while smiling wickedly, watching it LIVE on closed circuit DISPLAYS SCREENS.
****
2) This would be curious only if aircraft engines came with that "self excavating" option Pratt & Whitney is always pushing.
So you think Flight 93 buried itself into the ground, except for some smaller pieces, yet the closest thing we have to a picture showing any of this buried plane being excavated, is part of an engine rotor curiously poised by the backhoe bucket.
****
3) Well, I guess we should start figuring out what clade Mothman should be classified in.
There is at least one witness to the Pentagon flyover. If you have an eyewitness, it is no longer a theory.
****
4) I guess someone was trying to get their work featured as an example of a non sequitur.
Obama's mom had a passport. Her husband was from Kenya. So Obama's mom was in Kenya when Barry was born.
****
5) I somehow doubt this will work.
NEVER say you understand when talking to a judge, cop, or any other sleazy gov agent. in legalese you would be admitting you stand under their authority or their charges and you give your freedom away. you don't understand. you don't grasp, seize, comprehend, nor fathom. you're just plain stoopid hehe
****
6) To defeat them we will have to do nothing! Awesome, I'm off to an AM/PM for a Red Bull and Doritos to help with the fight.
This is the formula of the New World Order: lure the people into attacking The New World Order (chaos), and use that chaos to engineer a greater and greater power for the New World Order: order out of chaos, or, what I will call in this article, order out of attacking the New World Order.
****
7) Debunking Moon Hoaxes is nice but it would help to....oh, I don't know....consult a science book or wikipedia beforehand.
They went there to take pictures of the moon. The cameras weren't designed to take pictures of stars.
Cameras are designed to record light bouncing off objects. Thats what stars do, reflect light.
****
8) Piles of debris and subways are now airtight and PATH didn't exist....who knew?
How did the oxygen get under thousands of tons of debris?
Where do the subway tunnels lead under the building? Were there holes in the roof of the subway tunnel to allow oxygen to the fire
****
9) Who says that stupid ideas need to be consistent?
The odds of both collapsing in the same manner in approx the exact amount of time is an absolute impossibility despite the fact that they were indeed " TWINS "
Why did Tower 2 collapse before Tower 1 did? Was the fire hotter in Two despite the fuel being exactly the same?
****
10) That the powers didn't just get GWB to appoint Barrack as his VP then mysteriously die of a heart attack can only prove the NWO fetish for over-complication and redundancy.
The whole plan was to get 8 years of bitching and whining about conservatives so they could put a left wing kook in the White House. THEY don't want the US to be a superpower any more and they know that what made the US a superpower in the first place was Capitalism and American Conservative Values. So to eliminate the US as a superpower they had to eliminate conservatives. And 8 years of non-stop bashing, lying, made up gunk, garbage about Bush, getting pissed at every tiny thing, like no-bid contracts in Iraq chasing Halliburton out of the country, and Blackwater, and ***** GITMO! (who gives a CRAP?!) accomplished the task. It got Republicans out and the ANOINTED ONE in, didn't it! Now look at the country. Its F-ed for the next century. The rest of your natural life.
****
11) Where there is no air there is no equal and opposite reactions. Take that Newton!
Man never set foot on the moon. If a Cessna 172 were in space would a spinning propeller have any effect on forward movement, or would the plane not move because of no air molecules?
A rocket may propel on earth, because it pushes against the earth or the air, in outer space, there is no air to push against, rockets are not effective in deep space.
****
12) The only thing preventing a horrible dictatorship is term limits. So where were the FDR death camps?
Read and take action. This is a well thought out conspiracy.
Earlier this year, Rep. Jose Serrano, D-N.Y. Introduced H. J. Res. 5, a bill that would repeal The Constitution’s 22nd Amendment which prohibits a president from being elected to more than two terms in office, thus potentially paving the way to make Barack Obama president for life. Not Surprisingly, the corporate media currently caught up in Obama-mania has not covered this story. Will George W. Bush end up being the last true U.S. President?”
****
13) Since when are "observations" (even wrong ones) "definitions?" Did the thesaurus auto-replace screw up?
I REPEAT: by DEFINITION: only controlled demolitions look like controlled demolitions. WTC 7 looked like a CONTROLLED DEMOLITION becuase it WAS a controlled demolition.
****
14) Short answer: no. Long answer: nope.
Haven't you noticed that governments set up agencies that operate in secret, sometimes with "black" budgets and that sometimes these agencies become autonomous, developing their own independent sources of funding, unaccountable to anyone but themselves?
****
15) Strangely I can find no classes for "American Words." Maybe it's hidden in the same place they teach "Iran words."
How is it that the Iran protesters have American Written Words on their signs? I know the CIA is behind this protest. When we protest in America we Americans do not write in Iran words on our protest signs. Something looks fishy Jon....quit watching the ball that the CIA is bouncing Jon. Remember Bush stole the election too. So if an election can be stolen in American then an election can be stolen in Iran. It is not news to the thinkers in the World of Thought. Why do we care who wins the election in Iran when America is borrowing money from China; And America is a economically broke?
****
16) So Brazil = Queen Elizabeth sycophants? Murderous sycophants?
I put Brazil in bold because I want to show that that is where Air France 447 originated from, and was blown up because Sarkozy angered the Queen by not inviting her to the 65th anniversary of D-Day. Notice Prince Charles ended up going.
****
17) So first we get this:
2 people killed on 2 colliding trains symbolizes 22 and there are 22 connecting pathways of the kabbilistic tree of life. Also just by coincidence it happened on the 22nd day of the month, they love their rituals and the way it bombards the subconsciousness of the unaware.
But then it is announced that four people are dead.
Oh it was 4, well i saw it say 2 confirmed dead on the news when i got back tonight, guess i spoke too soon. Still i believe this was some kind of set up due to the date.
So.....4 dead on 2 colliding trains still symbolizes 22?
****
18) Usually a thesis statement is followed by a body of work that will support it. Apparently others disagree.
If the sun’s light could reach "so-called" Mars as the photos from NASA depict, then our night skies would not be dark.
If the Earth was truly spherical then when the earth would spin on its axis away from the sun, the earth's skies would still remain lit-up. Think of it in this matter, when you walk into a room lit-up by a lamp, upon facing the lamp you have the light directly before you, and if you turned your back against the lamp the light would be no longer before you but the surrounding spaces of that room would still be lit-up, same would apply for the space earth is in.
Now many come-back replies will be; “there’s nothing to reflect the sun’s light between earth and Mars to light up our night skies?” But its not the reflection of anything that manages to get the sun’s light to reach us here on Earth in the first place.
Use the room and lamp example again; there could be shiny reflective objects in the room, say a ninja sword, or an over & under shotgun above the fireplace but its not these objects reflections that are illuminating the surrounding space of the room, it’s the lamp (Sun).
****
19) It's one thing to conflate Terminal Velocity with Free Fall (gravitational) Acceleration. It's another to do it with such ridiculous arrogance.
Free fall acceleration can only happen in air, there can be no resistence. Deal with that fact and cut the denial double talk. Capish?
****
20) So with this established:
Fine,show me just one piece of the many hundreds of pieces of evidence that 911 wasn't an "inside job" that wasn't:
A. provided by the government itself (FBI,CIA,FAA,NORAD,FEMA,NIST etc.)
we transition to this:
“The Central Intelligence Agency owns everyone of any significance in the major media.”
by: William Colby
(1920-1996) former Director of the CIA
any questions?
****
****
So, that's it for this month folks. There were so many good ones we could have had a whole other poll but.....that would have meant more work.:p