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DVFinn
5th December 2003, 10:46 PM
It was really a joke, and I specifically stated that I made no claim as to the soul's existence and that belief was solely the business of the purchaser. eBay pulled the listing as soon as I started getting bids and referred me to their policy on no human body parts or remains, which kicked off a brief round of email correspondence when i asked for clarification. I'm pasting them below. I found it all pretty funny.
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Dear David V Finn(dvfinn@cableone.net),


eBay appreciates the fact that you chose to list your listing(s):



2969254357 My Immortal Soul




with us. However, eBay does not permit users to list (for sale or gift) human organs, other body parts (except hair) or souls on its site. Therefore, we have ended this listing(s) and all fees have been credited to your account.

For a better understanding of our listing
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We thank you in advance for your cooperation.

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> Dear Sir or Madam,
>
> I apologize if my listing violates your policy, however I have reviewed
> your policy on remains and found no reference to souls. Your policy
> makes reference only to human body parts. As the body is a physical
> structure, and as the "soul" is in common definition an intangible
> metaphysical structure distinct from the body, I do not see where my
> listing has violated your policy, unless of course you can demonstrate
> where in the human body the soul is located, at which point the James
> Randi Educational Foundation has $1,000,000 set aside as a reward for
> you.
>
> Further, I believe that your prohibition of the sale of this item
> constitutes a discriminitory bias based on religion.
>
> I respectfully request that my item be reinstated, or that Ebay's policy
> of religious discrimination in this matter be explained.
>
>
> Sincerely,
> David V. Finn
> 7160 W. Larkin Place
> Biloxi MS 39532
> dvfinn@cableone.net
>
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> Hello David,
>
> Thank you for taking the time to write eBay with your concerns. I'm
> happy to help you further.
>
> If the soul does not exist, eBay could not allow the auctioning of the
> soul because there would be nothing to sell. However if the soul does
> exist, then in accordance with eBay's policy on human parts and remains
> we would not allow the auctioning of human souls. The soul would be
> considered human remains, although it is not specifically stated on the
> policy page human souls are still not allowed to be listed on eBay. Your
> auction was removed appropriately and will not be reinstated. Please do
> not relist this item with us in the future.
>
> You may review our policy at the following link:
>
> http://pages.ebay.com/help/community/png-remains.html
>
> It is my pleasure to assist you. Thank you for choosing eBay.
>
> Regards,
>
> Jade
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Jade,

Thank you for your response. While I do not agree with your reasoning I do
respect that as a private company you have the right to set your own
policies and I have no intention of violating your rules by relisting the
item.

I must say, however, that if a purchaser chooses to believe in such a thing
as a soul than it should be his right to purchase such an item. While I can
certainly see the good sense in disallowing the sale of human organs, which
could be seen as encouraging harmful and possibly illegal behaviors, the
moral implications of selling a "soul" have no basis other than religious,
hence the policy could certainly be described as having a religious bias.

As to the argument that if the soul does not exist it should not be
available for sale, I would then also assume that you would disallow the
sale of, for example, psychic readings, prayers, feng shue (spelling?) or
astrology services, etc. all of which are as unprovable and improbable to be
genuine as a soul. I notice however that you have listings for "Healing"
crystals, astrology readings and psychic consultations.

You could of course say that the "Healing" crystals, for example, are
tangible objects. In that case I would have to say that I also was selling a
tangible object, as my offer was for a written title for my soul. I see no
difference in selling a piece of paper representing my soul or selling a
crystal holding alleged "energies". In my listing I at least made explicit
mention that I was not claiming the actual existence of the soul, and that
the belief or disbelief was the responsibility of the purchaser. Again it
would seem that there is a discriminatory policy at play here based solely
on religious grounds.

As I said, however, it's your site and your rules and I agreed in
registering to abide by them. You have provided many of us with a good
laugh though.

Thank you

Dave Finn

T'ai Chi
5th December 2003, 11:30 PM
DVFinn, your line of reasoning:


As to the argument that if the soul does not exist it should not be
available for sale, I would then also assume that you would disallow the sale of, for example, psychic readings, prayers, feng shue (spelling?) or astrology services, etc. all of which are as unprovable and improbable to be genuine as a soul. I notice however that you have listings for "Healing" crystals, astrology readings and psychic consultations.


is flawed, because crystals are material objects, readings are services, and so are consultations. The soul fits none of these criteria, and can't even be shown to exist in the first place.


In that case I would have to say that I also was selling a
tangible object, as my offer was for a written title for my soul.


Well they are not selling IOU's for crystals; they are selling the actual crystals.

rdaneel
5th December 2003, 11:54 PM
It seems to me that as long as you create the title first, you can sell that since it is a tangable object. As long as your selling a physical document, whatever promises are on the document would be of little interest to them.

At least that's what seems to be indicated by their rules, maybe you could send an email to ask them.

!Xx+-Rational-+xX!
6th December 2003, 12:06 AM
Irrational!

plindboe
6th December 2003, 12:39 AM
:clap: Great joke!!! :clap:

And sound reasoning in the mails. http://images.bravenet.com/common/images/smilies/25_coolguy.gif

asthmatic camel
6th December 2003, 01:23 AM
Just out of curiosity, may I ask how much you were offered for your soul ?

Lucianarchy
6th December 2003, 02:51 AM
Originally posted by asthmatic camel
Just out of curiosity, may I ask how much you were offered for your soul ?

I understand the going rate these days is a handful of 'ALF Pogs'.

Groo
6th December 2003, 05:09 AM
:cool: Hahaha, my day just got a lot better... thx..

Anyone want to buy the "souls" of my shoes?

Interesting Ian
6th December 2003, 06:52 AM
Originally posted by DVFinn
It was really a joke, and I specifically stated that I made no claim as to the soul's existence and that belief was solely the business of the purchaser. eBay pulled the listing as soon as I started getting bids and referred me to their policy on no human body parts or remains, which kicked off a brief round of email correspondence when i asked for clarification. I'm pasting them below. I found it all pretty funny.



This is nonsensical. You cannot sell your soul because a soul is not something you possess. Rather you are your soul.






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> Dear Sir or Madam,
>
> I apologize if my listing violates your policy, however I have reviewed
> your policy on remains and found no reference to souls. Your policy
> makes reference only to human body parts. As the body is a physical
> structure, and as the "soul" is in common definition an intangible
> metaphysical structure distinct from the body,



Could you give references to such a definition? It simply doesn't make sense. The word "metaphysical" is being used inappropriately. And how can something non-physical have a structure? It would make more sense in describing your body as a metaphysical structure!




I do not see where my
> listing has violated your policy, unless of course you can demonstrate
> where in the human body the soul is located, at which point the James
> Randi Educational Foundation has $1,000,000 set aside as a reward for
> you.



If it were located anywhere then it would be physical. If the soul is physical it cannot be immortal. Therefore I don't think they would pay up would they?


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> Hello David,
>
> Thank you for taking the time to write eBay with your concerns. I'm
> happy to help you further.
>
> If the soul does not exist, eBay could not allow the auctioning of the
> soul because there would be nothing to sell. However if the soul does
> exist, then in accordance with eBay's policy on human parts and remains
> we would not allow the auctioning of human souls. The soul would be
> considered human remains,



Something non-physical couldn't be said to constitute human remains.


Jade,

Thank you for your response. While I do not agree with your reasoning I do
respect that as a private company you have the right to set your own
policies and I have no intention of violating your rules by relisting the
item.

I must say, however, that if a purchaser chooses to believe in such a thing
as a soul than it should be his right to purchase such an item.



But purchasing a soul has no meaning. You're failing to understand what a soul means.

Jeff Corey
6th December 2003, 07:23 AM
Originally posted by Interesting Ian
This is nonsensical. You cannot sell your soul because a soul is not something you possess. Rather you are your soul...
...But purchasing a soul has no meaning. You're failing to understand what a soul means.
"Dr. Faustus, call your cervix."
Rocky Roccoco

And a related story
" ...Armin Meiwes, 42, went on trial yesterday for cannabalizing a Berlin man after who allegedly volunteered to be consumed after the two exchanged gruesome fantasies via the Internet."
Newsday, 12/4/03, p. A18.
I guess Ebay didn't mediate this agreement.

DVFinn
6th December 2003, 11:40 AM
"This is nonsensical. You cannot sell your soul because a soul is not something you possess. Rather you are your soul...
...But purchasing a soul has no meaning. You're failing to understand what a soul means. "

This is a matter of pure opinion, and a religious one at that. What gives any one group or individual the authority to define it that way? What if i belong to a sect that defines it as an energy field which can be directed by my consciousness to reside where I choose? Nonsense, sure, but no more so than any other definition.

At any rate I have no belief in the soul at all, and I freely admit I was just bating them a bit. It's in my nature, I like screwing with people.

Well they are not selling IOU's for crystals; they are selling the actual crystals

They were selling "Healing Energies" contained by the crystals. If the document I offered is said to hold the rights to my soul, and the crystals are said to contain these energies, aren't we equally full of s**t?

I agree , it was nonsensical, but no more non-sensical than the other items I mentioned for sale. It seems that Christian nonsense is taboo. They had a moral problem with the soul, but not with the new age or mystical crap.

If it were located anywhere then it would be physical. If the soul is physical it cannot be immortal. Therefore I don't think they would pay up would they?

I checked with JREF about my reference to the challenge to be sure I wasn't misrepresenting them. Got an email from Linda with the OK.

Just out of curiosity, may I ask how much you were offered for your soul ?

I was up to a whole $0.25! I was looking forward to having a t-shirt made reading "I sold my soul for for two bits on eBay." It was only in day one of a 10 day auction. I received 2 bids.

Darat
6th December 2003, 12:23 PM
Hi DVFinn -Welcome to the forum - very amusing story. I have a thought that the eBay rep may have had a bit of a sense of humour as well.

(Great sig. as well.)

Abdul Alhazred
6th December 2003, 12:31 PM
My roommate boasts that he never has to pay for souls. They always just give it up. :D

http://www.mainframe.cl/mf/imagenes/fantasia/cthulhu.jpg

Ed
6th December 2003, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by Abdul Alhazred
My roommate boasts that he never has to pay for souls. They always just give it up. :D

http://www.mainframe.cl/mf/imagenes/fantasia/cthulhu.jpg

Don't those tenticle things get messy when he eats soup?

T'ai Chi
6th December 2003, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by DVFinn

They were selling "Healing Energies" contained by the crystals. If the document I offered is said to hold the rights to my soul, and the crystals are said to contain these energies, aren't we equally full of s**t?


Yeah, but since they can't bottle the and sell the supposed 'healing energies' supposedly contained in the crystals, they have to sell the actual crystals.

You aren't selling any 'soul container'.

Dane
6th December 2003, 01:08 PM
For goodness sake people, why try to over-analyze this little joke of his. I was having myself a good laugh about it until you people piped in telling him how wrong his reasoning is. Go along for the ride people, it will do you no harm :)

Dane

Abdul Alhazred
6th December 2003, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by Ed


Don't those tentacle things get messy when he eats soup?

He doesn't eat soup, he eats souls. Usually he eats them fresh picked. Sometimes he has me fry them extra-crispy and they are tentacle-licking good.

:p

I on the other hand prefer to drink souls like this guy (http://www.seark.net/~jlove/screwtape.htm).

:D

DVFinn
6th December 2003, 04:34 PM
Received a last email from eBay.


Hello Dave,

I am glad to have the opportunity to assist.

Regardless of whether or not a soul is real, eBay does not permit such
auctions. This is our policy. It is not based on anything but the fact
that we believe this is bad for business.

We appreciate the fact that you may disagree with our position on this
issue. We cannot change our guidelines based on your objection. If you
would like to see the policy change, please make your suggestion at:

http://pages.ebay.com/help/new/suggest.html

Thank you for taking the time to write.

Regards,

Baxter Rhodes
eBay Community Watch
12/6/03

Ladewig
6th December 2003, 05:49 PM
In that case I would have to say that I also was selling a
tangible object, as my offer was for a written title for my soul.

Oh, come on. A written title for your soul is as meaningless as a written title for real estate on Planet X. Hey, wait a minute. I'm getting an idea here! Where's my ebay logon password?



Yeah, but since they can't bottle the and sell the supposed 'healing energies' supposedly contained in the crystals, they have to sell the actual crystals.

You aren't selling any 'soul container'.

T'ai Chi, has a point. You should list the item as an energy crystal into which your immortal soul has been contained. Or you could use a small vial or magic lamp. If the item does not fetch enough money, then offer a crystal containing 13 souls (with the standard disclaimer, of course).

DangerousBeliefs
6th December 2003, 06:50 PM
Post that you're selling a "soul container" and as an added bonus, contains your immortal soul!

Jeff Corey
6th December 2003, 06:50 PM
I've found that soul crystals of sodium chloride may be rapidily prepared with psychic energy by focusing my mind on a large pile of the crystals. Since my soul is immaterial, it can perfuse these crystals indefinitely or until I croak.
A renewable resource of potent psychic energy.
And an idea for EBay

"Soul Crystals! These Ancient Crystals Have Been Infused With The Channelled Soul Of The Ancient Guru Mararishi Mashuggnah!
***(Who Also Offers Past Life Time Sharing Opportunities.)

"High ya folks, tried to get channelled into a past life and ended up as a stinking leperous peasant rather than Cleopatra, Alexander the Good (but not that great) or whatever?
Face it Bucko, there are more people alive now than ever died.
Scarey thing, scarey thing.
That means we have to time share past lives. You can purchase a past life time share at www.pastlifetimeshare.com

Iamme
6th December 2003, 07:29 PM
DVFinn---Maybe you should have registered your comodity as "soles". THEN, did a short write up aboput "souls". Maybe you could have snuck this past them...at least for a while.:D

Jeff---Was that one of the more famous Gurus?:bgrin:

Jeff Corey
6th December 2003, 07:44 PM
Seeker,
It could have been Sebash Gehdam for me. He is a Buddhist
He taught me a lot.

"I have learnd to avoid religions that treat you badly."

He was born in India as dahlit or untouchable.
He ain't no Hindi anymore.

I know some wonen who are not R C anymore for the sane reason.

I never believed in that bullsh!t.

Hand Bent Spoon
7th December 2003, 02:24 AM
A metaphysical discussion with eBay reps? Now I've seen everything.:D

Yahweh
7th December 2003, 04:08 PM
I recommend you sell your intagible senses on EBay...

(Note: Intagible senses include "Sense of Humor", "Sense of Right and Wrong", "Conscience", etc... yeah, I've been reading these "extra sensory" things on the internet, they mentioned humans may have 5 tangible senses, but 100s or so intagible senses... what a way to invest my time...)

Darwin'sGoat
7th December 2003, 05:45 PM
February 9th, 2001 - http://abcnews.go.com/sections/scitech/DailyNews/ebay_soul010209.html

Dane
7th December 2003, 11:59 PM
Thanks. That was an hysterical article. A real thigh-bruiser :)

Dane

VicDaring
8th December 2003, 10:20 AM
Hello David,
>
> Thank you for taking the time to write eBay with your concerns. I'm
> happy to help you further.
>
> If the soul does not exist, eBay could not allow the auctioning of the
> soul because there would be nothing to sell.

Oh really?

So this exists? (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2578526319&category=621)

Chupacabras
8th December 2003, 10:45 AM
Originally posted by DVFinn
... I was looking forward to having a t-shirt made reading "I sold my soul for for two bits on eBay."

Oh well, how about getting a nice tatoo somewhere in your face instead? That would make me feel better that I wasn't being cheated on my purchase. :)

DVFinn
8th December 2003, 11:34 AM
i disagree that I would have been cheating anyone. My listing contained a disclaimer stating that I was neither explicitly nor implicitly stating any belief that the soul actually existed, that responsibility for belief or disbelief was solely the responsibility of the purchaser and that if at any time they could demonstrate the actual existence of this or any soul the JREF had $1,000,000 set aside for them.

It's not cheating if you're honest.

And I can't tattoo my face. I'm just too damned pretty.

Soapy Sam
8th December 2003, 02:45 PM
"Damed " pretty?

DVFinn
8th December 2003, 03:20 PM
Too pretty to proofread too.

Dane
8th December 2003, 03:40 PM
This is a great thread. Now I feel like trying to sell something stupid on eBay. I have an idea, feel free to try it:

Everyone that has an eBay account, lets all try and sell something very weird, intangible, invisible, or some otherwise senseless item on eBay, and we will see who gets the highest bids or final bid. Try and think of something that eBay couldn't prevent or ban you for. And then keep us updated with what you are selling and how high your bids are. I mean, it could be anything from Sacred Fingernail Clippings (might be considered a body part), to A Jar Containing My Laugh, etc. Let your imagination carry you. Maybe it's a stupid idea, but entertaining nonetheless. Happy selling.

Dane

Paul C. Anagnostopoulos
8th December 2003, 04:23 PM
DV, try again, but this time state that you are selling an artificial soul.

~~ Paul

J Coplen
8th December 2003, 05:12 PM
Cool!

Jeff Corey
8th December 2003, 05:38 PM
A pet rock.
Not one of those from decades ago, but one who was intimate with John Edward.
It came from his home of many years at Little Plains Court in Huntington, NY.
If you have any psychic powers whatsoever, this rock will talk to you.
Mine tells me such things as, " I am hearing a S or a M." "Please don't turn me into gravel." "Tell Francine that for a fat person, she doesn't sweat a lot."
There are a lot of pet rocks where that came from.
Whadda ya think?

Darwin'sGoat
8th December 2003, 06:00 PM
ROFFLMGDAO

Chupacabras
8th December 2003, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by DVFinn
My listing contained a disclaimer stating ...
But, how would I know? You might sell it twice. An indeleble, visible stamp is what I tought of.

Originally posted by DVFinn
And I can't tattoo my face. I'm just too damned pretty.
Yet, many pretty people (mainly girls) use make up everyday - why don't they just get it tatooed? OTOH, there are some cool, animal-like designs... :)