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Skeptic
6th December 2003, 04:53 PM
Very relevant to the insults flying in this forum:

Bigot, n. One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.

Aoidoi
6th December 2003, 06:15 PM
Hey, shut up you Nazi-Loving Stalin-worshipping Pol Pot wannabe! You slave owning KKK leading lynching bastard! If you love those people that disagree with me so much why don't you go marry them, you gay marraige hating Orthodox Jewish hermaphroditic she-male?! You Satan humping Bible Thumping excuse of a saggy sack of sausage rejections. You anti-zionist pro-taliban buddha-blowing-up pro-Israel anti-humanitarian greasebag! Your left of Stalin and to the right of Genghis Khan, uglier than Sylvia Brown and smarmier than John Edward, and half as moral as the two of them put together! Your political stance is lower than whale sh*t and stinks twice as bad! Your pro-fascist views make you the target of choice for dwarf nematodes! They like fighting at their own level! You anti-semitic generally bigoted worthlessly racist incredibly sexist and completely unrepentedly homophobic mud sucking ground hugging troglodyte! Why don't you go back where you came from. Oh, that's right, they shut down the insane asylum, that's how you got internet access in the first place!

Oh, you were looking for an argument? Sorry, this is Abuse.

Sorry, bored and stuck trying to finish something up at work. Thought I'd get creative.

Lord Muck oGentry
6th December 2003, 06:53 PM
Skeptic,
I noticed that your quotation from Bierce appears in a review, which I saw yesterday, of the republished "The Devil's Dictionary". Has it been republished in the USA too?

shemp
6th December 2003, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by Aoidoi
Hey, shut up you Nazi-Loving Stalin-worshipping Pol Pot wannabe! You slave owning KKK leading lynching bastard! If you love those people that disagree with me so much why don't you go marry them, you gay marraige hating Orthodox Jewish hermaphroditic she-male?! You Satan humping Bible Thumping excuse of a saggy sack of sausage rejections. You anti-zionist pro-taliban buddha-blowing-up pro-Israel anti-humanitarian greasebag! Your left of Stalin and to the right of Genghis Khan, uglier than Sylvia Brown and smarmier than John Edward, and half as moral as the two of them put together! Your political stance is lower than whale sh*t and stinks twice as bad! Your pro-fascist views make you the target of choice for dwarf nematodes! They like fighting at their own level! You anti-semitic generally bigoted worthlessly racist incredibly sexist and completely unrepentedly homophobic mud sucking ground hugging troglodyte! Why don't you go back where you came from. Oh, that's right, they shut down the insane asylum, that's how you got internet access in the first place!

Oh, you were looking for an argument? Sorry, this is Abuse.

Sorry, bored and stuck trying to finish something up at work. Thought I'd get creative.

You forgot to mention that he's also a card cheat.

Mr Manifesto
6th December 2003, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by shemp


You forgot to mention that he's also a card cheat.

There is also no evidence to suggest that he wrote a letter to his grandmother last Christmas, either.

pupdog
7th December 2003, 06:34 AM
From Lord M oG:
..."The Devil's Dictionary". Has it been republished in the USA too?

I bought a copy just a few years ago, published by Dover Publications, New York. They republish a lot of out-of-print books.

Tricky
7th December 2003, 08:06 AM
Of course, it is on-line (http://www.thedevilsdictionary.com/) too.

Aoidoi
7th December 2003, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by Mr Manifesto
There is also no evidence to suggest that he wrote a letter to his grandmother last Christmas, either. Yeah, but there's no need to be insulting...

;)

Lord Muck oGentry
7th December 2003, 04:49 PM
Thanks to pupdog and Tricky for the information and the link.

Warm regards,

Muck (not insult; name).