Michael Jackson Murdered!

[jimmygun]

I knew it! I knew it as sure as butter is yellow! Michael Jackson was murdered by a group of conspirators after his fortune! So says sister LaToya!

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/090712/entertainment/eu_britain_michael_jackson

[Blender Head]

I knew it! I knew it as sure as butter is yellow! Michael Jackson was murdered by a group of conspirators after his fortune! So says sister LaToya!

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/090712/entertainment/eu_britain_michael_jackson

"Michael was worth well over a billion in music publishing assets and somebody killed him for that. He was worth more dead than alive."

LaToya Jackson also was quoted as saying her brother did not want to perform the 50 London shows he had agreed to, but was pressured into that agreement.

Wait, what?

If he's "worth more dead than alive" why would "they" have "pressured [him] into that agreement [of touring in London]"?

[thaiboxerken]

I thought it was a witch in Sedona that murdered him with a curse.

[dudalb]

Apparently the investigation might become a Criminal investigation,including a Homicide inquiry, but this is SOP in cases like this where illegal drug use was involved in a death.
Any charges would probably be "accidental manslaughter" and the accused would be the doctors who provided and/or actully gave Jacko the Drugs that apparently killed him.
But I expect the CT kooks to go crazy over this.

[timhau]

Can a young or middle-aged celebrity die these days without there being a conspiracy theory about it?

[leafman91]

Yawn...

The conspiracy theory sounds too much like a rip-off from older ones, especially with the whole "He was worth more dead than he was alive thing". I knew someone somewhere would pick up on the idea, but I'm sorry, it's already been done, with John Lennon, I think it was.


Of course, the 2 million missing dollars may be a cause for investigation.


Even so... the drug they say he overdosed on(Demerol) contains neurotoxins. Demerol is a bit like morphine, but less addictive, and one of the effects of neurotoxins is problems with cognitive and behavioural functions, as well as various other bits and pieces. A hint of truth, then?

[dudalb]

Can a young or middle-aged celebrity die these days without there being a conspiracy theory about it?


No.
The key word is Kooky Conspiracy Theory. If you said there was a conspiracy by certain doctors and flunky enablers to keep MJ provided with all the drugs he wanted so as not to derail the Gravy Train, I would say that is a conspriacy I could beleive in.

[jimmygun]

By the way, they got the wrong person. Michael Jackson was a poor black boy. They murdered a rich white woman.

[240-185]

Source: "News of the World".

Credibility: Limited.

[Dog Town]

Well, not to tell tales outa school, but...He is worth more dead than alive. FACT!
He was spending 30-40mil more a year than he made. His assets are no longer crippled by his spending habits. A decade from now those assets will generate a Kings ransom times 1000, for the beneficiary!
Just say'en.


ETA: John of the Beatles assets, are less than a tenth of MJ! Hell, he owned their music.

[JoeyDonuts]

Well, not to tell tales outa school, but...He is worth more dead than alive. FACT!

It...was...YOOOOU!

*orchestra hit*

[jimmygun]

Well, not to tell tales outa school, but...He is worth more dead than alive. FACT!
He was spending 30-40mil more a year than he made. His assets are no longer crippled by his spending habits. A decade from now those assets will generate a Kings ransom times 1000, for the beneficiary!
Just say'en.


ETA: John of the Beatles assets, are less than a tenth of MJ! Hell, he owned their music.

So all they have to do is wait till the estate is settled and arrest anyone who gains. Pretty simple huh?