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phyz
15th July 2009, 11:09 PM
TAM? You buy a new laptop battery for TAM.

TAM? No, you don't pack light going to TAM.

Setting the alarm clock for 6:30PM is not unusual at TAM--take 20min where you can find it.

At TAM, you lose sleep that you'll never get back; and that's OK.
Marquis de Carabas
16th July 2009, 06:30 AM
Vodka: it's not just for breakfast anymore.
Cuddles
16th July 2009, 06:33 AM
"Bastards: I want to go."
The Central Scrutinizer
16th July 2009, 07:18 AM
Rhino is Latin for nose.
phyz
16th July 2009, 10:16 AM
Rhino is Latin for nose.

Mods: please move that to "Shudder-inducing lines that might cause nightmares among TAM7 attendees."
Skeptic
16th July 2009, 10:37 AM
"I've never seen a penis that big!"

(Er, Okay, maybe not.)
boloboffin
16th July 2009, 12:32 PM
"I've never seen a penis that big!"

(Er, Okay, maybe not.)

I'll be there next year.
dahduh
16th July 2009, 12:56 PM
"I've never seen a penis that big!"
That's a one-liner describing someone who hasn't been to TAM.
mymatedave
16th July 2009, 02:16 PM
Make sure to remember to PACK your new camera.
VPescado
16th July 2009, 02:36 PM
Ok, Hal is in the bathroom, you can show her your penis.

---and---

The cheesecloth is to keep the lemon seeds from falling out.
Dicon
16th July 2009, 02:58 PM
I was cheated.