SRW
19th July 2009, 01:58 PM
I was siting down watching the stupid Nostradamus show on the History Channel, when the door bell rings. I could see a young girl there who looked to be about my sons age so I just yelled come in assuming a friend of one of the boys. Well she just yelled back hello. So I got up and went to the door, immediately I saw the mistake as she was carrying an armload of books. She was a cutie, 20 something, Eurasian mix, my son's favorite Tina Fey glasses and all. So I thought, stall until my son come out.
She wanted to know if I like to eat, cause she is selling cook books, so I go on about my culinary skills, but explain that I have way to many cook books. So she asks if I ever read.
That sort of stumped me, so I said I have read a book or two in my time. She asked what type of books I like.
So to keep her around I lied Si Fi. Then she blew it.
She pulled out a book called the "History of The World" and said this is a book about how God has protected the world, then she asked "are you Christian?"
No, I'm an atheist.
She did not miss a beat, she said that the book had a chapter in it about when atheists ruled the world, during the French Revolution.
To which I answered I already read the bible I do not need any more fairy tales.
She handed me a throw card which and said this may help you and walked quickly off. As she was walking a way my son came up behind me. I handed him the card "Bible Studies That could Change Your Live". And told him she was a cute coming as she is going.
"Not worth the effort", he said.
Oh well back to yelling at the TV.
She wanted to know if I like to eat, cause she is selling cook books, so I go on about my culinary skills, but explain that I have way to many cook books. So she asks if I ever read.
That sort of stumped me, so I said I have read a book or two in my time. She asked what type of books I like.
So to keep her around I lied Si Fi. Then she blew it.
She pulled out a book called the "History of The World" and said this is a book about how God has protected the world, then she asked "are you Christian?"
No, I'm an atheist.
She did not miss a beat, she said that the book had a chapter in it about when atheists ruled the world, during the French Revolution.
To which I answered I already read the bible I do not need any more fairy tales.
She handed me a throw card which and said this may help you and walked quickly off. As she was walking a way my son came up behind me. I handed him the card "Bible Studies That could Change Your Live". And told him she was a cute coming as she is going.
"Not worth the effort", he said.
Oh well back to yelling at the TV.