Police field complaint about busty snow woman

[subgenius]

Apparently the terrorism threat is a scam. Police have nothing better to do than hassle a woman for making a snowfigure.

"KENT, Ohio - Crystal Lynn went for realism when she built her snow woman - celery for the eyes, a carrot for the nose and two blobs of snow for the breasts.

The last turned out to be a no-no, as someone complained to Kent police about what he called an indecent snow figure.

And a police officer showed up at her apartment door minutes after she completed her work.

"He said that I should cut off her breasts, but I said no woman wants that," Lynn, 35, said.

http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/news/5246348.htm

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Which one is the snowman???

[bjornart]

Right... breasts are dangerous... Reminds me of a Calvin and Hobbes strip.
Calvin asks Susie why her snowman looks so strange, and she proudly proclaims it's a snow-woman.
Then we see Calvin working on his own snowman, which is shown from behind with hands on it's hips, and Calvin's mom telling him that "I don't care what Susie's done, we're not having an anatomically correct snowman in our front yard." :D

[Doubt]

Maybe she should put some clothes on it.

Nothing is more obscene than a naked snow-woman. Snow is porn!
:rolleyes:

[Voob]

Maybe the neighbours can sue.:rolleyes:

[rikzilla]

Friggin' hilarious!!!

Thanks SG for the morning chortle. I am now mopping coffee from my keyboard.:D

-zilla

[Segnosaur]

Reminds me of this cartoon:
http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp12212001.html

[Walter Wayne]

OK, old jokes but it case you haven't heard them ...

Q: What is the difference between snow men and snow women?

A: Snow balls


Q: What was the snow man waiting for out in the field?

A: The snow blower.

Yes, I'm 8 years old.

[Plutarck]

You know what's really the interesting part of this story? Her neighbor: John Ashcroft.


...just kidding ;)

However, from the Bob and Tom radio show, here's an even 'better' snow sculpture: http://bobandtom.com/gen3/4cover_img/snowblower.jpg

I'm thinking that's in someone's back yard, because surely it would have received more complaints :D

[Regnad Kcin]

"Oh, the sculpture outside is frightful,"
Said my neighbor, being spiteful.
But it turns me on, really. So ...
Let her blow, let her blow, let her blow!

[pupdog]

About 25 years ago some students created a fine, multi-figured, anatomically-correct snow sculpture, and hung a banner, "When the Virgins Return to Bloomington" next to it. But some group of morals vigilantes destroyed it. Why the complaints? It's not a case of funding by National Endowment for the Arts! (this was long before the Taliban destroyed the Bhuddas).

[Regnad Kcin]

Nice snow cones!

- or -

I wonder if the Eskimos have 47 different words for breasts.