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headscratcher4
11th August 2009, 01:01 PM
http://obamaisliterallyhitler.tumblr.com/

Though I'm pretty sure Hitler never visited NYC...the rest, wow, pretty scary parallells.

;)

Darth Rotor
11th August 2009, 01:19 PM
http://obamaisliterallyhitler.tumblr.com/

Though I'm pretty sure Hitler never visited NYC...the rest, wow, pretty scary parallells.

;)
Sorry, Obama never served in the Army during a war. He can't hold Hitler's jock.

DR

headscratcher4
11th August 2009, 01:21 PM
You have no idea about what he might have been doing in Kenya.

Darth Rotor
11th August 2009, 01:22 PM
You have no idea about what he might have been doing in Kenya.

I just realized why he can't hold Hitler's jock: not only is Hitler dead, nobody seems to know where his body is. No physical body, no jock to hold. (Yes, icky, holding a corpse wearing a jock is just a bad visual.)

DR

headscratcher4
11th August 2009, 01:55 PM
Yes, but I heard they saved Hitler's brain. And, if 9/11 Investigator is to be believed, the world is poised for a Hitler comeback.

Upchurch
11th August 2009, 01:58 PM
Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooooh, suddenly you've gone too far!



...er, what were we talking about?

SezMe
11th August 2009, 02:15 PM
Somebody over there needs to look up the word "literally". Or not, it might cause a brain strain.

quixotecoyote
11th August 2009, 02:30 PM
I think you missed the joke there, SezMe

Cicero
11th August 2009, 02:59 PM
Hitler refused to meet Olympic Gold Medalist Jesse Owens.

Obama disses U.S. Olympic fencing team:

http://timmorehouse.wordpress.com/2009/04/02/obama-disses-usa-fencing-team/

POTUS Obama makes disparaging comment about Olympics

POTUS Obama: “I bowled a 129,”

Jay Leno: “That’s very good, Mr. President.”

POTUS Obama: “It was like Special Olympics or something.”

OK. The Hitler story is a myth.

SezMe
11th August 2009, 03:04 PM
I think you missed the joke there, SezMe
If it is a joke, I sure did. How can you tell? Is Cicero kidding or not?

quixotecoyote
11th August 2009, 03:20 PM
If it is a joke, I sure did. How can you tell? Is Cicero kidding or not?

I'm pretty sure Cicero is the type of person they're parodying.

Tumbleweed
11th August 2009, 03:41 PM
So when is 666 gonna enter the equation. You know, two divided by three

Tumbleweed
11th August 2009, 03:45 PM
But he seemed like such a nice, friendly, family type of guy. Was Hitler that way too before, you know, he went bonkers and got all serious about stuff and started pounding podiums with great fervor?

Tumbleweed
11th August 2009, 03:57 PM
Well if they were the same race you might have a case that they are equals. As believer in Aryan superiority, Hitler would be aghast at your suggestion that he and Obama are equals. Furious even. But Anne Frankly, I think Hitler would have gotten the best of Obama and he would have ended up in one of his concentration camps. Hitler wanted what HE wanted WAY more than Obama wants what he wants. Its in the eyes

Cicero
11th August 2009, 04:30 PM
I'm pretty sure Cicero is the type of person they're parodying.

Maybe they were parodying Madonna? Maybe you agreed with her?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O956LgJ_tT8

http://www.hollyscoop.com/madonna/madonna-compares-mccain-to-hitler_17395.aspx

linusrichard
11th August 2009, 05:49 PM
Führious even.

FYP.

Thunder
11th August 2009, 05:49 PM
Hitler created the Autobahn....Obama made Cash-for-Clunkers.

Now I see the parallels!!!!

Cicero
11th August 2009, 06:15 PM
Hitler created the Autobahn....Obama made Cash-for-Clunkers.

Now I see the parallels!!!!

Actually, the Autobahn predates Hitler. The Köln-Bonn Autobahn was under constrcution in 1929. Even the name "Autobahn" predates Hitler as it was coined by Kurt Kaftan in 1928.

Also, Markey and Waxman came up with the idea for the program, not POTUS Obama.

Drudgewire
11th August 2009, 06:17 PM
Hitler was a Pittsburgh Steelers fan too. Don't let anyone convince you otherwise. :tinfoil

Cicero
11th August 2009, 06:27 PM
Hitler was a Pittsburgh Steelers fan too. Don't let anyone convince you otherwise. :tinfoil

More like a Milwaukee Brewers fan. That is until he found out that Ryan Braun was not Eva's grandson when he heard Ryan's nickname was The Hebrew Hammer

Darth Rotor
11th August 2009, 08:03 PM
Hitler was a Pittsburgh Steelers fan too. Don't let anyone convince you otherwise. :tinfoil

It's people like you what cause unrest. :p

ddt
11th August 2009, 08:07 PM
Was Hitler that way too before, you know, he went bonkers and got all serious about stuff and started pounding podiums with great fervor?

Oh, he was very friendly to his niece, sure.

Darth Rotor
11th August 2009, 08:36 PM
Oh, he was very friendly to his niece, sure.

Well, she did have nice tits. :cool:

ddt
11th August 2009, 09:16 PM
Well, she did have nice tits. :cool:

Evidence?

quarky
11th August 2009, 10:00 PM
Hitler ruined goose-stepping for me. And that mustache style. It used to be fun. Charlie Chaplin knew.

gtc
12th August 2009, 02:56 AM
Actually, the Autobahn predates Hitler. The Köln-Bonn Autobahn was under constrcution in 1929. Even the name "Autobahn" predates Hitler as it was coined by Kurt Kaftan in 1928.

Also, Markey and Waxman came up with the idea for the program, not POTUS Obama.

Hitler didn't invent the Autoban and Obama didn't invent the cash for clunkers scheme.

The links continue.

headscratcher4
12th August 2009, 06:29 AM
Hitler's favorite was Albert Speer...Some of Obama's reletive or ancestors in Kenya carried speers. Hmmmm. Makes you think.

Cicero
12th August 2009, 09:15 AM
Hitler's favorite was Albert Speer...Some of Obama's reletive or ancestors in Kenya carried speers. Hmmmm. Makes you think.

Did Madonna's algebra formula, McCain = Hitler, inspire you to attempt farcical constructions regarding her equation?

Vorticity
12th August 2009, 09:30 AM
Hitler ruined goose-stepping for me. And that mustache style. It used to be fun. Charlie Chaplin knew.

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/4514a82ecd1bbdae.jpg

"A Zaftig Hitler - Accompanied by Reichsmarschall Goering - Addresses a Happy Gathering of Aryan Schoolchildren"

DC
12th August 2009, 09:30 AM
Well, she did have nice tits. :cool:

yeah indeed show some evidence.

ddt
12th August 2009, 09:35 AM
yeah indeed show some evidence.

Here is some (http://www.huubmous.nl/2008/03/06/hitler-als-kunstenaar/).

The page is called "Hitler as an artist". The second set of pictures is a photo of Geli Raubal and a drawing of her by her uncle Dolf.

DC
12th August 2009, 09:38 AM
Here is some (http://www.huubmous.nl/2008/03/06/hitler-als-kunstenaar/).

The page is called "Hitler as an artist". The second set of pictures is a photo of Geli Raubal and a drawing of her by her uncle Dolf.

Dank U well :)

Vorticity
12th August 2009, 09:42 AM
You know, for most people the fact that they drew nude portraits of their own niece would be the most creepy thing about them. However, for Hitler I guess it's small potatoes.

ddt
12th August 2009, 09:45 AM
Dank U well :)

Keine Ursache!

So, next step is to rate whether those tits are indeed great? ;)

PS. "wel" is with single "l", and it's no longer common to capitalize "U"

headscratcher4
12th August 2009, 09:45 AM
Did Madonna's algebra formula, McCain = Hitler, inspire you to attempt farcical constructions regarding her equation?


yes, because obviously McCain=Admiral Horthy. Sheech, everyone knows that.

Cicero
12th August 2009, 10:02 AM
yes, because obviously McCain=Admiral Horthy. Sheech, everyone knows that.

So much for inspiration.

dudalb
12th August 2009, 10:20 AM
Here is some (http://www.huubmous.nl/2008/03/06/hitler-als-kunstenaar/).

The page is called "Hitler as an artist". The second set of pictures is a photo of Geli Raubal and a drawing of her by her uncle Dolf.


Hitler was a great painter! He could do a whole apartment, two coats, in an afternoon!

End of inevitable "The Producers" reference.

Brainster
12th August 2009, 10:30 AM
Turns out some of the people carring Obama is Hitler signs are Democrats (http://theblogprof.blogspot.com/2009/08/busted-obama-as-hitler-poster-was.html), providing excellent visuals for the inevitable "Republicans are scum" posts at Daily Kos.

boloboffin
12th August 2009, 10:43 AM
Turns out some of the people carring Obama is Hitler signs are Democrats (http://theblogprof.blogspot.com/2009/08/busted-obama-as-hitler-poster-was.html), providing excellent visuals for the inevitable "Republicans are scum" posts at Daily Kos.

Not Democrats -- LaRouchites.

Brainster
12th August 2009, 11:08 AM
Not Democrats -- LaRouchites.

Good point.

Darth Rotor
12th August 2009, 05:28 PM
Keine Ursache!

So, next step is to rate whether those tits are indeed great? ;)

I said nice, and I think nice was a fair stab at it.

(PS, thanks for saving me the extra work, appreciated. :) )