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Undesired Walrus
13th August 2009, 09:50 AM
Peter Mandelson -The Lord (In more ways than one) of sleaze and corruption, the king of resignation, the prince of darkness, the lover of the Brazilian boyfriend- has risen from the ashes, is more powerful than ever before, and has now taken control of Number 10 as acting Prime Minister of the United Kingdom! Mandy is has finally taken the keys of power! What are you doing to prepare for the obviously tyrannical reign that awaits us?

http://frankowenspaintbrush.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/mandelson.jpg
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'Every time you knock me down I come back stronger than before!'

Oliver
13th August 2009, 09:54 AM
I don't know. What the heck are you talking about? :confused:

boloboffin
13th August 2009, 09:59 AM
After he provides me information on how to score my own Brazilian boyfriend, I support his ouster whole-heartedly!

dudalb
13th August 2009, 10:00 AM
Where's Gandalf when you need him?

Darth Rotor
13th August 2009, 10:02 AM
Where's Gandalf when you need him?

Playing hide the carrot with Merriadoc Brandybuck, of course. If he tried anything with Frodo, Sam would kill him!

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(Are you familiar with Cassandra Claire's silly faux diaries of the LOTR movie chars?)

DC
13th August 2009, 10:03 AM
whats number 10`?

uk_dave
13th August 2009, 10:05 AM
whats number 10`?

..656 less than.......

:aaa!

Undesired Walrus
13th August 2009, 10:22 AM
whats number 10`?

The most famous door in the world. And I'm sure there will be many a joke about Mandelson wanting to paint it pink before his rule has finished.

DC
13th August 2009, 10:24 AM
ah lol

google hit number 1 when searching for number 10 :)

not aware i have ever heard that

dudalb
13th August 2009, 12:09 PM
Playing hide the carrot with Merriadoc Brandybuck, of course. If he tried anything with Frodo, Sam would kill him!

DR











(Are you familiar with Cassandra Claire's silly faux diaries of the LOTR movie chars?)

Nope..after Harvard Lampoon's "Bored Of The RIngs" I sort of considered all other Tolkien parodies and take offs to be a huge step downward.

Childlike Empress
13th August 2009, 12:38 PM
Hmm, strange. Never heard of the guy until the day before yesterday, when none other than David Icke (http://www.redicecreations.com/radio/2009/08aug/RIR-090806-dicke.mp3) clued me in on him and had the same opinion as you have, UW, only that he added that Mandelson is an agent for Rothschild.

Tsk tsk. Those crazy brits.

Darth Rotor
13th August 2009, 01:22 PM
Nope..after Harvard Lampoon's "Bored Of The RIngs" I sort of considered all other Tolkien parodies and take offs to be a huge step downward.

Give it a look. A bit silly, but there are some laughs to be had.

http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/

Darth Rotor
13th August 2009, 01:24 PM
Hmm, strange. Never heard of the guy until the day before yesterday, when none other than David Icke (http://www.redicecreations.com/radio/2009/08aug/RIR-090806-dicke.mp3) clued me in on him and had the same opinion as you have, UW, only that he added that Mandelson is an agent for Rothschild.
I am not seeing the anagram that yields Gaylord Rothschild in
Peter Mandelson

Is there supposed to be a shift or something here? :confused:
Tsk tsk. Those crazy brits.
You are being redundant. ;)

Undesired Walrus
13th August 2009, 05:06 PM
Yes, Childlike, but Icke is behind the curb on his revelation that Mandelson is yet another reptilian in Human form. We've known it for years, and have grown to accept it.

Childlike Empress
13th August 2009, 05:31 PM
Anybody ever seen his tongue? Cloven?