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JoeyDonuts
8th September 2009, 09:13 PM
Huge Announcement Tommorrow!!!

The information that I have become privy to will shake the ground under your feet.

For too long we have labored underneath half-truths, and pseudo-skepticism regarding events that define our world.

All of that will change tomorrow. Be sure to come back, and tell all your friends. This word needs to get out BEFORE the mainstream media has a chance to put the government-authorized "spin" on things.

I remain,

JoeyDonuts
Horatius
8th September 2009, 09:20 PM
The fact that you've decided to get drunk on Wednesday won't surprise any of us.































































......unless you're drinking with Charlie Sheen.
Unsecured Coins
8th September 2009, 11:09 PM
I'll leak the story. Joey got pubes.
rjh01
8th September 2009, 11:18 PM
Sorry, the announcement is out. RIP 9/11 CT. See these threads plus others
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=153331
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=153307
JoeyDonuts
9th September 2009, 01:15 AM
This is much bigger than Charlie Sheen.

Trust me, THEY do NOT want you to know about this.
Whiplash
9th September 2009, 01:19 AM
Hey, I paid you to return those photos. You better not be doing what I think you are doing.
Juniversal
9th September 2009, 01:39 AM
Man you got some big balls for what your about to do Joey. Balls even bigger then the great Charlie Sheens!!!
Leviath
9th September 2009, 04:18 AM
Huge Announcement Tommorrow!!!


Oh yeah? My announcement is bigger than yours.
Comsat Angel
9th September 2009, 05:06 AM
Oasis reform?
JoeyDonuts
9th September 2009, 05:22 AM
Oh yeah? My announcement is bigger than yours.

Not Likely.

I've had to post each one of my entries from a different internet cafe. I'm pretty sure that the same squad DIA sent after AboveTopSecret is tailing me.

And five minutes before I walked into this place, I saw two clean-cut guys dressed up and riding bicycles, so this tells me that not only are they sending Black Ops after me now, but they're also adopting the guise of being eco-conscious. The nerve of these people. I started shouting a bunch of NORTHCOM codewords at them and they looked absolutely bewildered. I'm sure that's because they never expected one of their "subjects" to see them as they actually are.

Keep Fighting.
rjh01
9th September 2009, 05:26 AM
Oh sorry! Did I step into the humour sub forum in error? I cannot relate the above post to reality.
JoeyDonuts
9th September 2009, 05:29 AM
Oh sorry! Did I step into the humour sub forum in error? I cannot relate the above post to reality.

After I release this information, all will be made plain.

No disinfo operation in the world can keep the lid on this one.
Darat
9th September 2009, 05:56 AM
Whose Hugh?
JimBenArm
9th September 2009, 06:03 AM
I've heard rumors there will be a security breach somewhere on this thread today. Or tomorrow. Maybe it was yesterday, but it could be two days from now. Anyway, this thread is under super-secret stealth monitoring. You can't even read this post, even though you think you are. But you're not. Ha! So there!
FatGrayDaddy out!
Grizzly Bear
9th September 2009, 06:19 AM
You can't even read this post, even though you think you are. But you're not. Ha! So there!
FatGrayDaddy out!

Intruder alert! :tinfoil
Horatius
9th September 2009, 06:39 AM
So, here it is, tomorrow's already today, and no announcements, of Hugh or anyone else.

This is an Alex Jones level Fail.


Okay, maybe not, but it's certainly a Judy Woods level Fail.

He's probably drunk already!
JoeyDonuts
9th September 2009, 07:44 AM
Ok. Here it is. Make sure you're in a clean room or a SCIF, because this is high level stuff.


We all know about the Glenn Beck disinformation prank about raping little girls, right?

Well it's not true...to a point. You see, Mr. Beck has been seen spending a lot of quality time near a Texas nature preserve where a group of Japanese Macaques live free-range.

Don't believe me? I have PROOF!

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/2930/macaque1.jpg

Hmmm...it looks hungry.
JoeyDonuts
9th September 2009, 08:03 AM
The preceding post was fictional.
Ohnoes
9th September 2009, 09:12 AM
The preceding post was fictional.

WTF man!? I sent this to everyone I knew and now you tell me it's fake! My brother is laughing at me!:(
Caustic Logic
9th September 2009, 02:06 PM
The preceding post was fictional.

Nineteen minutes? You call that stringing along? No Alex Jones are you!

I WANTED to tell everyone about it, but it was already spoiled by the time I read it. :(

S'pose I could just pretend...