More Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

[Maia]

First, we had the rapture...
Then, we had the four horsemen...
Conquest! War! Famine! Death! They opened the seven seals!

The Whore of Babylon, the Mark of the Beast, Armageddon, dogs and cats living together, difficulty with finding everything you need at Walmart, and various other un-nice things...

Then, there was much weeping and gnashing of teeth as we were all cast into the outer darkness of damnation with Satan and his angels...

Then, America's Next Top Model was not renewed for a fourteenth season!!!

Will the horrors never end???

But they had only begun.

Because then, there was...

Ahead-Line News. Tomorrow's news, today. (TM)

Any television news show can give you the news after, or even while, it’s
happening. But only one news show gives you the news BEFORE it happens.

The Ahead-line News Team is comprised of the world’s foremost intuitives
including the National Enquirer’s Micki Dahne; her daughter, Jill Dahne, renowned
for her 98% accuracy; and the Psychic Twins - Terry and Linda Jamison - identical
twin psychics who predicted the 9/11 tragedy on national radio back in 1999.


Oh, but there's more, so much more... This really might be one of the most insane things I have ever seen, and that's saying a lot.


If you think your heart can stand this... (http://www.youmakethelaws.com/pdfs/aheadlinesnews1.pdf)

[Denver]

That would be a lot of fun if they did it for real.

The pdf says copyright 2003, and I didn't see a web site for them. So I'm guessing we're out of luck?

[Maia]

Ergh. Here's the only link I found. (http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1G1-121279883.html)

Finally, a TV newscast that gives you the news before it happens."

That's the tagline for "Ahead-line News," a proposed weekly half-hour series that would give tour female psychics a forum to predict what may happen in the next weeks or months in politics, international news, entertainment, business and sports.

Psychics signed up for the project are Micki Dahne and her daughter, Jill, of the National Enquirer, and Terry and Linda Jamison, known as the Psychic Twins, who claim to have predicted on national radio the 9/11 terrorist attacks two years before ...

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You know, with all the psychics they had signed up, you'd think they would have known that it wasn't going to work out. ;)