View Full Version : Jacko Joins Nation of Islam
headscratcher4
18th December 2003, 09:26 AM
http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/13833.htm
Yet another sign of the apocolypse.
Upchurch
18th December 2003, 09:29 AM
Is this a joke?
Nyarlathotep
18th December 2003, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by Upchurch
Is this a joke?
Nope, I heard it on the news this morning as well.
My theory is that he is trying to get in with a group that has some presence in prison because he doesn't want to be the b!tch of some big hairy neanderthal guy whose knuckles drag on the ground. After all, it looks like he stands a pretty good chance of going there soon;)
headscratcher4
18th December 2003, 09:33 AM
Originally posted by Upchurch
Is this a joke?
Who knows? It is the NYPost, so it has that going against it. On the other hand, clearly Jackson believes a lot of weird stuff, so maybe he believes the Nation of Islam story too....if true, they deserve each other....
American
18th December 2003, 09:33 AM
Converting from Jehova's Witness to that is a latteral move, not up or down.
Not to mention it's the religon of choice in many prisons. Looks like he's getting ready for something....
subgenius
18th December 2003, 09:39 AM
Watch for Johnny Cochrane's appearance.
Hear he's going to represent Saddam as well.
American
18th December 2003, 10:01 AM
Next year, assuming he gets a left-coast jury, he'll be a Scientologist with Tom Cruise. Then he'll meet Richard Gere and become a Buddhist. He'll finally settle on Madonna's brand of Kabbalah, a philosophy based on Jewish mysticism, inspired by her new authoring children's books. Then he'll read It Takes a Village and become a Southern Baptist feminist.
These are the people they worship, or in my case, exhibit.
Welcome to the freak show. Are you with us or against us?
hgc
18th December 2003, 10:06 AM
Originally posted by American
...Then he'll read It Takes a Village and become a Southern Baptist feminist.
... I believe that Hillary is a Methodist.
aerocontrols
18th December 2003, 10:22 AM
Jacko in a suit w/ bow tie?
Here (http://www.actwin.com/toaph/peewee/photo1.gif)'s his membership card picture.
Really, I figured him for a convert to Catholicism.
MattJ
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